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Disclaimer: Skip Beat! does not belong to me.

After you read this, you'll be glad it doesn't.

--Skip Beat! Stories You Wish Will Never Come True--

Run, Chicken, Run!

Kyouko smiled as she walked into the Dark Moon studio. From afar, she could make out her senpai, Tsuruga Ren. She ran over to him, and eagerly handed him his birthday gift. He looked down at her and smiled as he opened the present.

"That was nice of you to get him a present,"Yashiro exclaimed. He patted Ren on the back and winked. Ren ignored him and continued to unwrap the gift.

Please don't let it be a pillow. Please don't...

He froze as he looked in the now opened box. What he saw would scar him for the rest of his life.

"Mogami-san...why did you give me fried chicken?"

His kouhai smiled brightly and replied,"Well, you never eat anything, so-"

"Still, though...Chicken?"

"You always seem to get along with me when I'm Bo the Chicken,"she exclaimed. Then her hands went to her mouth as she realized her mistake. Mogami Kyouko, age 17, had just admitted to Ren that she was Bo. Ren was quiet for a moment, then motioned towards Yashiro.

"Yashiro-san, I want you to put this chicken up in the refrigerator...We'll eat it with Bo later."

Kyouko froze as he said that last line.

The gentleman's smile at full power, he turned towards her and asked, "So you were Bo after all." His smile grew even brighter, then he finished what he was saying.

"Liars burn, Mogami-san...I suggest running--very fast."

And run she did.

A/N: I hope she actually got him some chicken. That's my favorite food.

I switched to using "san" because...Yeah.

Tune in next time, folks. I'll scar you for life a second time.