This is not mine.
Moony has a time of the month. Not that particular female version of times-of-the-months, involving painkillers, and pa- ahem. You know wotsits, and sometimes, a very battered Prongs (Evans can be quite vicious, you know).
No, this certain time of the month, although there is a lot of blood (and it is a LOT more than what you think, so stop whinging/lobbing things at James' head), and quite a lot of chocolate, differs extremely so than from a girl. Moony is not a girl. I have had it proven to me on many occasions (get your minds out of the gutters. It was after a full moon, and he had to be helped into his pyjamas by someone. No way was anyone getting into my boyfriend's pants for anything. Prongs and Wormtail and Pomfrey be damned).
I'll tell you one thing, though. Moony does need - don't giggle - his Pads.
Liars. You said you wouldn't.
And you want to know why? Because there is only one Pads, and he is me. My Moony needs his Pads especially during his time-of-the-months, but usually, it is Pads who needs his Moony at whatever time of the month, and Pads is quite willing to do anything for Moony because... It's his Moony. My Moony. Bugger off and get one of your own (and it'd better not be mine).
Review? QSx