A/N: What's this? A fanfic that DOESN'T include me and my friends' OCs? You know what this means? Better grab two of each animals and head for the border! But seriously though, here's my first crack at a one-shot fic which featured two former Shield members(not to be confused with Marvel's SHIELD) ENJOY!
Roman grabbed his phone and dialed the number of his best friend, Dean.
"Hello?" He said after the series of buzzing sounds stopped.
"Yo Roman, sup?" Replied the Lunatic Fringe on the other side of the call.
"Hey Dean, I need your help."
"Sorry Roman, I'm buying clothes."
"Alright well hurry up then get over here."
"I can't find them."
"What do you mean you can't find them?" Asked the samoan.
"I can't find them there's only soup." Answered Dean.
"...what do you mean there's only soup?" Roman asked, slightly confused.
"It means there's only soup!" Dean said.
"Well then get out of the soup aisle!" Shouted the irratated Roman Reigns.
"Alright you don't have to shout at me!" Shouted Ambrose, who then proceeded to move on to the next aisle.
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"There's more soup." Dean said.
"What do you mean there's more soup!?" Asked Roman.
"There's just more soup"
"Go into the next aisle!"
"There's still soup"
"Where ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?"
"I'm at Soup!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?"
"I'm mean I'm at Soup!"
"DEAN,WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!"
"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!"
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?"
"FUCK YOU!"
A/N: Well what do you guys think? Like it? Hate it? Do you find it funny or not? Were there anything wrong with my wording? Please review...or not. I'm just glad to post this.