Tada! an 1896 oneshot fic! enjoy!

Cookies for anyone who can guess where I got Chrome's last name!

Summary: In which Chrome was used as a distraction, Hibari being Chivalrous, Mukuro got pissed and Dino all heartbroken.

It was yet another wonderful day in Namimori Chuu. Once again, we can find Hibari Kyouya, head of the Discipline committee, Skylark of Namimori, punishing another bunch of third year miscreants whom find it quite hilarious to bully a first year student on his territory.

Chrome Dokuro, a new transfer student in Namimori, was once again, lost. She was supposed to go to the office to sort out her schedule, had found herself on the third floor, incidentally near the area where Hibari was punishing the group of delinquents.

One of the delinquent had seen poor Chrome from the corner of his eye, and decides to gamble. He grabbed the unsuspected illusionist and tossed her toward Hibari. Blinking in surprise, Hibari, in a fit of some rare, misplaced sense of chivalry unconsciously grab the purplenette and grunted in surprise as two of the third years had shoved the two guardians into a soo convenient storage closet. And locked it. They immediately ran for it, leaving the perfect and the new girl inside the locked storage area.

Chrome and Hibari found themselves shoved into a tight area. Hibari cursed in anger, trying to move his arms and cursed some more when he found his arms couldn't go farther. Chrome squirmed, trying to find some bearing, suddenly froze as a pair of arms wrapped around her waist and someone (coughhibaircough) had rested his chin on her head.

"Herbivore. Stop moving." Hibari grimaced as Chrome squirmed a bit, her knees and arms accidentally brushing around his stomach and legs. Whatever Cavallone and the others had said about him behind him, he was still a hot-blooded young man, damnit. "I was just resting my arms."

"Oh." Chrome blushed, trying not to breath in too deeply as the position had shoved her nose into his (nice, broad) chest. She finds it quite ironic for a man who hated cherry blossom smelled like cherry blossom and a faint scent of blood. Plus by being in his arm, she felt safe and it for some reason…quite right?

"Herbivore." She had a feeling the boy was smirking. She just does.

"Hmm?"

"Your hairstyle are horrible. It looked like a messed-up pineapple."

….

Wait.

What?

"Pipsqueak." Dino twitched.

"Pineapple Freak." Mukuro scowled.

"Clumsy bimbo blonde." Dino frowned.

"Piney head." Mukuro glowered.

Behind them, Tsuna sweatdropped as numerous Namimori students quickly vacated from the area. I'm pretty sure all of you are wondering why on earth Mukuro Rokudo and Dino Cavallone was doing in Namimori Chuu. Dino Cavallone was in Namimori again for a brief meeting with Reborn. Being a doting, adorable mentor/friend he was, Dino had decided to visit Hibari before going back to Italy. Mukuro meanwhile was back from France and wanted to see his adorable Chrome-chan again. And to piss off the cloud guardian seemed to be an added bonus. Tsuna had volunteered to show them around, (and on the same time, praying the three of them did not damage Namimori Chuu again. Paperwork is a bitch and all that.)

The three turned around the corner and right into a group of third years that was grouping around near a classroom, laughing about something.

"-pushed the girl at him…"

"-locked them in a closet…"

"Served the bastard right."

"-that teach him from biting us…"

"-pity about the new girl though."

"Oya. You guys don't happen to be talking about a certain Hibari Kyouya and Chrome Dokuro, do you?"

"Yup."

"The demon of Namimori with my darling Chrome?"

One of the tough-looking third years spun around, snarling, "Yeah! I said before! Are you deaf?…"he and his friends froze in fear as a young Italian man (they seen him around, he's one of Hibari's friends) and a hereto chromic man wielding a trident.

Dino smiled coldly. "Could you please repeat that?"

The hallway suddenly echoed in with screams and yells of pain from the third years that were tortured, punished by the two Italians, Tsuna silently bids his afternoon away, obviously, he (along with Gokudera and Yamamoto) are going to be bitten to death for letting the two Italians disrupting the peace of Namimori Chuu. (Although the two was in a way, revenging for the absent prefect.)

"Chrome."

"Crowbar."

"Chrome."

"Creamu."

"Seriously? It's Chrome Dokuro, Kumo-san."

"Kuromu Doroku, last time I checked, my name is still Hibari Kyouya. Please use that."

Chrome sighed and opened her mouth to correct the skylark, before stopping. Wait, did he just imply what she thought he just implied? Sneaking a glance at the stoic perfect, Chrome was surprised to find the boy lightly blushing. Oh.

"Nagi. Akesaka Nagi."

"Eh?"

"My real name is Akesaka Nagi, Hibari-san."

Hibari looked down to stared at the eyed-patched illusionist to find him staring into her violet eye. It was like drowning into a field of violets, he mused as his face moved closer unconsciously. "Nagi?"

"Hmm?" Chrome blinked in surprised as a pair of soft lips closed over hers. She unconsciously moaned as Hibari deepen the kiss, she can almost feel his arms on her back, in her hair; her hands wrapped around his neck… it felt soo good…

Hibari slowly broke the kiss, his right hand lingered on her jaws before dropping to her waist. His steel-blue eyes peered into the near darkness, trying to gauge the purplenette's reaction.

Chrome touched her lips in wonder, staring at the prefect."Why did you...do that?"

"I don't know." He sounded young, honest—and strangely, shaken. "It was an impulse."

She believed him, if only because that sounded nothing like the fearsome demon she thought she knew.

"That was my first real kiss," she offered, brushing away the memory of something childishly close to it with a different boy in a different place. Chrome couldn't afford to think about Mukuro-sama right now—she wasn't sure she wanted to think about anything except this moment, about what was happening. Or what wasn't happening.

"Was it?" he sounded distracted, and she wondered what could possibly be distracting him here. How Hibari could even be distracted, after what had just occurred? It was all she could think about. It was all she wanted to talk about.

"How many times have you kissed someone, Hibari-san?"

Her question caught him by surprise, and he answered truthfully, "Just the once."

"Oh." The silence slipped further into awkwardness. Chrome wasn't sure exactly why, but it made her even more nervous to know she was his first kiss too.

"I just sort of thought..." she began."I mean..."—shut up shut up shut up— "You seemed...pretty confident, Kyouya-san."

"I'm...sorry. If I startled you."

The two guardians stared at each other before pulling into a second kiss. Hibari growled as he bit her lower lip, his right hand moved in her hair, trying to pull off the pineapple spike. Chrome moaned as she twinned her arms around the skylark's neck, his hair felt so soft under her fingers…

Meanwhile.

Dino and Mukuro quickly moved away form the scene of massacre, leaving Tsuna to deal with the mess while they off to look for the prefect and the eyed-patched illusionist.

"Ku fu fu, I supposed this is the damned closet we're looking for." Mukuro pulled the door open, and froze in shock.

"What on the six layers of hell?"

Hibari and Chrome stood frozen and blinking in the light that spilled from the hallway. Hibari had his tie pulled off by Chrome and entwined in her hands, that was playing with his hair, while his hands was inside her untucked blouse, his mouth hovering from the neck he was biting. Chrome was pretty sure that without even looking downward that their legs were entwined together and judging from the lightest from her head, Kyouya had succeeded of pulled her purple hair from the usual pineapple spike.

Hibari and Chrome quickly moved away from each other, the latter trying to tuck her shirt back in while the perfect was glared at the distraction.

"Haneuma, Rokudo." Hibari pulls on his collar.

"Kyouya…" Dino whimpered, inwardly trying to scrub his retinas from the burning images.

"Mukuro-sama…" Chrome blushed redder than the reddest tomato, her eye wildly staring at anywhere as she played with her unbound hair.

"My kawaiie Chrome-chan. Kyouya." Mukuro clenched his trident tighter, glaring at the perfect angrily.

"Kyouya~" Dino sobbed, "I can't believe you found a girlfriend before me…" the three guardians stared dumbfounded at the mafia don, before Mukuro snapped from his reverie.

"You crying about that?" Mukuro hissed in frustration.

"Well," Dino petulantly points out, "It's important to me."

"Ku fu fu, whatever. I hoped you had enjoyed yourself Kyouya-kun. That way you won't be dying with any regrets today."

That afternoon was spent in a way which Gokudera describe as an epic battle between Hibari, Mukuro and Dino while poor, sweet Chrome watched from the sidelines, praying the three idiots don't get killed.

It wasn't to Tsuna surprise when he found himself the next day, visiting what Reborn dubbed as the three idiots in hospital.

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