The feather covered battlefield.

"Ladies and gentleman!" Tabby exclaimed. "It's the pillow fight of the century! Team X-Gals vs. Team JM. As usual, we have the amazing Amara Aquilla with her sidekick, Jubilation Lee! We also have old-timer Kitty Pryde and Rahne Sinclair, along with yours truley, Tabitha Smith."

Jamie duped himself 4 times. His dupes picked up some pillows and said, "Let's fight this battle."

The "X-Gals," grabbed their own pillows.

Kitty said the count-down, "3...2...1... battle."

The Jamie's and the girls screamed as they ran into the battlefield, AKA, Rahne and Jubilee's room. The original Jamie called out commands to his dupes, "Jamie number one, get Kitty and Amara. Jamie 2 and 3, you two can take Amara, Jubes and Kitty. Number four, you're with me! We're gettin' Tabby."

Havoc insued. Feathers rained down on the scene of the battle. Jubilee and Kitty were down in 30 seconds. Amara dove for cover under the bed. But little to her knowlage, one of the dupes was already down their. Feathers soared as the dupe screamed, "Master, the fire-one is down."

Tabby and Rahne were left. Two people verses 5 Jamie's, it sounded like hell. "Go Tabby!" screamed Kitty.

"You can do it!" Jubilee called.

Tabby and Rahne hopped up onto high ground. (Jubilee's bed.) The 5 Jamie surrounded the lower area. "I got this!" said Tabitha.

Tabitha jumped down and hit every dupe in sight. Every hit, more feathers, less dupes. Soon, she was down to the original Jamie. "You were mine to start, mine to finish!" he yelled.

With one fatal swipe, and Tabitha was down. Her last words were, "It's up to you Rahne!"

Jamie leaped onto the bed. His blue eyes locking with Rahne's green ones. Without saying a word, he swung his pillow. Rahne managed to stop it with her hands, and pulled it away. Everyone gasped. Rahne held the pillow up, "Vengence!" she exclaimed.

Jamie shook his head, "No, it can't be."

Rahne smirked, "Oh yes Jamie, it can." Rahne swung her pillow and knocked Jamie off the bed. He hit the ground with a thud as the stray feathers burried him. Rahne saw his hand tingle, then fall.

Rahne couldn't believe her eyes, "I won..." she said under her breath. "I WON!"

The defeated ones screamed in victory. For the first time in Bayville history, somebody had defeated the undefeatable Jamie Madrox.

Just a funny one shot. R&R plz.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN MOTHERF**KING THING.