Disclaimer, ya, u know, that I don't own LOTR stuff, k?
One day, everyone's fave elf, Legolas was walking along in the Rivendell gardens when Jim Hawkins suddenly ran out. Jim: hey elvie, wanna go to the undying lands? I got a real nice ship called Hispaniola, and you get breakfast free! Legolas: not yet, but I think I'll go after Aragorn dies. Jim: awwww, I'll be an old man by then! Legolas: ya, but you'll probably be alive Jim: good point. *trotts off*
At the feast celebrating the defeat of Sauron, some dancers got on and danced until a chubby little girl dashed onto the stage and shoved a couple of dancers over. Aragorn: what did you do that for???? Lilo: sorry I'm late, I had to bring a lembas sandwich to Galadriel, she controls fate. Aragorn: but the dance if almost over. Lilo: I just wanna dance, I practiced, *looks up sadly* I practiced. Aragorn; *sigh*
Gandalf was riding on Shadowfax when the horse suddenly bucked and Gandalf fell off. Dorothy: are you the wizard of Oz? Gandalf: what the @#$%^ing hell? This is not Oz! Scarecrow: could you give me a brain, since you ARE a wizard. *Gandalf takes his staff and lights him on fire with a lightening streak, scarecrow burns to the ground* Tin guy: could you give me a heart? Gandalf: *zaps tin guy, who stumbled off surrounded by electric waves* Lion: and I want some guts Gandalf: *kills Dorothy and gives him her guts* Toto runs off. Gandalf: there, now everyone's happy! Ps. The lion who got the guts became famous soon after and starred in the Disney picture the Lion King.
Back to Legolas, who shot an arrow at the practice board and found another arrow beside his. Robin Hood: hey Leggy Legolas: aw, man, not you too! Robin Hood: put an apple on your head. Legolas: no why Robin: I gotta shoot it off your head Legolas: nuh-uh. It'll mess up my hair, besides your not the one who does that! Robin: oh well, it's a fad, and I'm always with the style Legolas: no you're not! That hairdo is sooo out! Robin: you suck, not playing with you anymore.
One day, everyone's fave elf, Legolas was walking along in the Rivendell gardens when Jim Hawkins suddenly ran out. Jim: hey elvie, wanna go to the undying lands? I got a real nice ship called Hispaniola, and you get breakfast free! Legolas: not yet, but I think I'll go after Aragorn dies. Jim: awwww, I'll be an old man by then! Legolas: ya, but you'll probably be alive Jim: good point. *trotts off*
At the feast celebrating the defeat of Sauron, some dancers got on and danced until a chubby little girl dashed onto the stage and shoved a couple of dancers over. Aragorn: what did you do that for???? Lilo: sorry I'm late, I had to bring a lembas sandwich to Galadriel, she controls fate. Aragorn: but the dance if almost over. Lilo: I just wanna dance, I practiced, *looks up sadly* I practiced. Aragorn; *sigh*
Gandalf was riding on Shadowfax when the horse suddenly bucked and Gandalf fell off. Dorothy: are you the wizard of Oz? Gandalf: what the @#$%^ing hell? This is not Oz! Scarecrow: could you give me a brain, since you ARE a wizard. *Gandalf takes his staff and lights him on fire with a lightening streak, scarecrow burns to the ground* Tin guy: could you give me a heart? Gandalf: *zaps tin guy, who stumbled off surrounded by electric waves* Lion: and I want some guts Gandalf: *kills Dorothy and gives him her guts* Toto runs off. Gandalf: there, now everyone's happy! Ps. The lion who got the guts became famous soon after and starred in the Disney picture the Lion King.
Back to Legolas, who shot an arrow at the practice board and found another arrow beside his. Robin Hood: hey Leggy Legolas: aw, man, not you too! Robin Hood: put an apple on your head. Legolas: no why Robin: I gotta shoot it off your head Legolas: nuh-uh. It'll mess up my hair, besides your not the one who does that! Robin: oh well, it's a fad, and I'm always with the style Legolas: no you're not! That hairdo is sooo out! Robin: you suck, not playing with you anymore.