I Know a Song That Gets On My Nerves, a twilight fanfic

Meyer owns all.

A/N. I thought of this while riding on the bus, and wanted to see how it would play out. Enjoy!

Wxx

PS. Just so you know, Skye is just a random person. She does not appear in Twilight, or anything like that.

I just used her as a character.

I Know a Song That Gets On My Nerves...

Edward's POV

I said goodbye to my family, and walked out the cafeteria, my arm around Bella's waist. We had a maths test soon, and I could tell she was nervous. Or rather, Jasper could, since he

was the empath. He had been blabbering on about how much Bella was nervous all through lunch. In his mind of course. I knew he was trying to cover something up, but I didn't pry.

Alice, too, had been thinking about random stuff. Such as the Great Wall of China, and how long it was, and how tall, and what colour...

I shuddered. Just remembering it made me grind my teeth in annoyance. Bella, hearing the grinding noise, looked questioningly up at me. I smiled.

"Nothing to worry about... just nervous about the test." I restrained myself from adding "love"; I knew she didn't like it.

"You? Nervous? Ha." she scoffed. I just gave her a knowing smirk, and walked onwards. We passed a girl, Skye, who was in our class. She was chatting to Jessica about lip gloss.

Jessica. I shuddered again as I recalled her ridiculous fantasy about me. She had been thinking about it all of lunch.

She was walking to her car, when suddenly, a hand grabbed her arm. She turned in surprise.

"Oh, Edward..." she gushed. "Where's Bella?"

The fantasy figure playing me smirked. "Dumped. By a dumpster, near a gutter. Where that Plain Jane deserves to be. It has always been you I wanted!"

Fantasy me swept her up in a passionate kiss.

Disgusting. Bella gave my cold hand a squeeze. "Come on."

We had reached the door of Room 12. Mr Reedman, the maths teacher wasn't at his desk yet, but students were already sitting in their assigned seats. I groaned as I remembered that

I don't sit next to Bella in this class. She sat in the opposite end of the room. Stupid assigned seats.

Skye walked in, giving me and Bella a withering glance.

Pathetic. Doesn't he know that such a Plain Jane belongs in the Salvo's store? she though. I glared at her. Bella was not plain. She was beautiful, amazing, smart...

"Skye! Over here!" called Lauren Mallory. They sat next to each other. Skye's last name was Mitchels.

Skye walked over, but not before giving us another annoyed glance.

Stupid PDA. If Jason was here...

Jason was Skye's boyfriend. He didn't go to Forks High, instead, going to the school in the little neighbouring town. Not La Push. The girls here thought they were above Indians.

"Why does Skye keep looking at us like that?" Bella murmured, pressing her beet red face into my shirt.

"She's annoyed that we go to the same school..." I didn't mention the fact that she though Bella was plain.

"Ah. Jason."

"Yes. Now let's take our seats..." We had been standing in the doorway, blocking others. I leaned down and kissed Bella's forehead before walking to my seat. Mr Reedman entered the

room a minute later. Let the test begin.

Skye's POV

As I sat next to Lauren, I went over all the maths I knew. Fractions, Algebra, Equations... the list went on. I had studied for this test; it was worth half my grade. I knew that I could ace

it.

As Mr Reedman handed out the papers, I looked at the back of Edward's head in disgust. Stupid, egoistic moron.

He stifled a laugh. What?

Half an hour later

I put down my pencil, satisfied with what I had done. I knew every question. We still had fifteen minutes to go though. I had nothing to do.

I wondered how Lauren was doing. She had a distressed look on her face, and kept glancing at my paper. I rolled my eyes, but moved my arm out of the way. She shot me a look of

thanks.

I know a song that gets on my nerves, gets on my nerves, gets on my nerves, I know a song that gets on my nerves and it goes li-ike this; I know a song that gets on my nerves, gets on my

nerves, gets on my nerves, I know a song that gets on my nerves and it goes li-ike this...

I froze. No way. Not this song. No freaking way.