The War on Konoha Drive
Summary: Konoha Drive is a dead end road, the northern half is the "rich" side, lined with Mansions and bright green lawns, the south side is the "poor" side, the houses are all one story, and the lawns are non-existent. When the people that inhabit the street collide, what happens, do they drag their rivalry to Leaf High with them? What do they find in each other? Love? Resistance? Temptation? Hate? The war of Konoha Drive begins…AU Yaoi
Couples: Sasuke X Naruto, Neji X Gaara, Itachi X OC, Zabuza X Haku, Shino X Kiba, and others.
This fic is co-written between Yukaishepards and xxpapercutxx (Riko)
Riko: "Hi minna-san! I'm back and i brought a friend!"
Yukai: "Nani?"
Riko: "That's her who said nani. She's kind of lost."
Yukai: "Right...okay! Im Yukai! nice to meet'cha!"
Riko: "See, she get's it now. Anyways she reviewed my stories and we started talking and decided to make a joint fic. No i don't mean smoking fic."
Yukai: rolls eyes smoking is BAD! i mean...bleck...anyway...uhhmmm...what are we talking about?
Riko: "uhhhh i don't know...On with the fic!"
Yukai: "YES! on with the fic!"
Prologue
Konoha Drive is the most northern street in Leaf City, the only street with no defined social class…well at least it seems that way to 'outsiders'.
On the northern side the rich people live, they have beautiful mansions, swimming pools and high maintenance security systems; they drive to school, and are all in all, snobbish, spoiled brats. They consist of: Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Hinata, Momochi Zabuza, Aburame Shino, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Itachi, Nara Shikamaru, and Hatake Kakashi.
On the south side, the people live in close to run-down one-story houses, and they don't own cars. They have, pride, pride in their friends, they don't care that they are…dirt poor, they are alive, and they are happy, truly happy, well some of them at least. They consist of: Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Ryoma, Sabaku Gaara, Sabaku Temari, Sabaku Kankuro, Haku, who sadly doesn't have a family name, Sato Sai, Sato Semei, Umino Iruka, Inuzuka Kiba, Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji, and Kiba's dog, Akamaru.
Hatake Kakashi, Momochi Zabuza and Umino Iruka all teach at Leaf High, where the rest attend. Our story starts in the fifth period, Language Arts class, with Momochi Zabuza as its teacher.
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"You will be in pairs for this assignment…before you all start chatting, choosing partners…listen for the one I have assigned you…" groans were heard throughout the class of juniors.
"But Momochi-sensei…." One student, a female blonde, with pale blue eyes whined. The man glared at her, successfully shutting her up.
"I have worked with Hatake Kakashi and Umino Iruka to make the list…"
The two mentioned men walked in, Iruka, a short, feminine man with shoulder-length brown hair pulled up into a tail high on his head walked in first, rubbing at the scar across his nose. He was followed by Kakashi, a man who has gravity deifying silver hair (though he is only 25). His masked nose buried in an orange covered, porno book. Zabuza rolled his eyes at them. "We worked together to put you in pairs with people you are often seen fighting with. Your partners cannot be changed." All the students groaned in unison, save three stoic boys, Uchiha Sasuke, who is too high and mighty to bring himself to the level of groaning, Hyuuga Neji, who is to preoccupied staring out the window and Aburame Shino…who just rarely talks.
Zabuza-sensei cleared his throat, "The pairs are as follows: Haku and Hyuuga Hinata, Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Neji and Sabaku Gaara, Nara Shikamaru and Akimichi Chouji, Sato Sai and Sato Semei, Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto, and finally Aburame Shino and Inuzuka Kiba" One blonde boy jumped up.
"NO WAY! I WILL NOT BE PAIRED WITH THE BASTARD! HE FUCKING HATES ME AND I HATE HIM!" Zabuza, Kakashi and Iruka all rolled their eyes at the blonde.
"Naruto sit down…" a longhaired boy, though he looked like a girl, pulled Naruto back into his seat.
"But Haku…They paired me with him!" Naruto pointed disdainfully at a raven-haired boy, whose cold grey eyes glared back at him.
"Don't think I'm happy about it either dobe…" The blonde's eye twitched.
"DON'T CALL ME DOBE…TEME!" Everyone in the room rolled their eyes.
"Come on Naru-chan, leave Sasuke-kun alone…" A tall black haired youth, with golden eyes said, wrapping an arm around Naruto's waist.
"GAH! SEMEI! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!" Semei closed his eyes in a smile.
"But your soooo fuckable!" Naruto turned red with anger.
"SAI GET YOUR COUSIN AWAY FROM MEEEE!" another black haired boy walked over and dragged Semei away.
"Semei, you know Naruto doesn't swing that way, why do you insist on teasing him like that?" The teen that dragged Semei away asked.
"But Sai…" Semei sat down at his desk with a loud sigh, and picked up his pencil to finish the sketch he had been working on.
"Get with your partners, I will come by and assign you a book and your assignment about the book." Everyone stood up and moved to their partners, following Iruka's order.
"Haku, Hinata, your book is…KAKASHI!" The silver haired teacher looked up, looking cluelessly innocent. "WHY DID YOU ASSIGN THEM TO READ THAT PORN YOU ARE ALWAYS READING!" Iruka flipped through the list, his eye twitching. "Everyone?" Zabuza sighed and tried to calm the younger teacher down.
"Iruka…that's a prank list he made…here is the real one." Zabuza handed the shorter man a piece of paper with the list and books on it.
"Okay…thanks Zabuza…Hinata, Haku, your book is…Where the Red Fern Grows." Both nodded. "Sakura, Ino, you two have Flowers for Algernon. Gaara, Neiji, War and Peace. Shikamaru, Chouji Animal Farm. Sai, Semei, The Diary of Anne Frank. Sasuke, Naruto, Lost Souls. Kiba, Shino, Julie of the Wolves." A certain blonde who always had to complain spoke up.
"How long is my book?"
"272 pages, why?"
"WHAT? That is so long!"
"It's not long at all, dobe."
"Shut up Sasuke-teme!"
"Both of you be quiet," Zabuza said successfully silencing them. "All you have to do for this assignment is read the book and write a thematic analysis about it."
Half the class had blank looks after Zabuza had said that. Iruka waited to see if Zabuza was going to explain and sighed.
"A thematic analysis is basically explaining the themes. It should be at least two pages long, maxium of six. And yes spelling and grammar count." Now most of the class understood and groaned in complaint. "You have two weeks to finish this and it counts as the greater half of your grade!" As soon as he finished saying this the bell rang and the students ran for it grabbing their assigned books on their way out.
"Why do they always do that?" Iruka questioned.
"Because they hate school," Came Kakashi's answer.
"Not all of them do, Haku doesn't," Zabuza said.
"How would you know that?" Kakashi asked smirking. "Are you spending extra time with him?"
"He told me, and for your information all I do is tutor him."
"Haku is smart, he doesn't need a tutor."
"Well he's the one who asked and I am supposed to teach so I don't mind."
"Suuuure. Just keep telling yourself that." Kakashi said smirking.
"I'm confused. What are you two talking about?" Iruka said puzzled.
"Oh don't worry about it. It's adult stuff."
"I am an ADULT!"
"Yes, but you're an inexperienced and naïve adult that wouldn't understand."
"Then explain it to me!"
"Iruka it's better if you don't know. You won't want to know what we're talking about." Zabuza said. Iruka paled and shook his head.
"Never mind, I don't want to know."
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"That idiot ran off before I could talk to him about the assignment." Sasuke growled out.
"Same with mine," Neji added coldly.
"I think they're best friends so they should be together. Want to search together?"
"Not really but it will be easier I guess, so okay."
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"Naruto," Gaara said looking at the blonde. They both sat in a tall oak tree, Naruto on a branch one higher than Gaara.
"Yeah?" The blonde looked down at the red haired boy.
"I hate Neji…" He leaned up against the trunk, resting his head on his hands.
"I know. I hate Sasuke too." The blonde sighed.
"…I used to have a crush on Neji…" Naruto sat up and looked down at Gaara
"WHAT? I didn't know that! Wait your gay?" Gaara nodded.
"Yes, but shut up. I don't want everyone to know."
"Okay, but why did you like him? He's so mean to you."
"I knew him when we were little. He probably doesn't remember that though." Gaara's eyes took on a slightly sad look.
"Oh, so you liked him when you were little?"
"Yeah, but he's different now."
"Hmmm, this may be a good time to tell you that I'm gay too."
"I already knew that."
"What? How?"
"I read your diary once." Gaara met the blonde's eyes.
"You read my diary!" Naruto waved his hands around wildly, ignoring the fact that it put him off balance.
"Did you hear that? The dobe has a diary." Sasuke said smirking.
"Shut up Sasuke! It's not a diary it's a journal!" He flicked the young Uchiha off, before he noticed he was falling from the tree.
"SHIT!" The blonde landed on Sasuke with a loud 'oomph'. Their lips pressed together and both boys stayed still in shock. Gaara and Neiji were looking all "what the fuck!", before both boys realized what had happened and jumped away from each other.
"THAT WAS SICK!" Naruto yelled his faced red.
"I agree. Do me a favor and don't touch me ever again," Sasuke said coldly. It might have had a greater effect if his face wasn't a pale pink.
"I never would have guessed that Naruto's first kiss would be with Uchiha," Gaara said monotonously.
"I had never guessed Sasuke's would be with Uzumaki," Neiji said glaring at the redhead.
"You don't want to fuck with me Hyuuga."
"Oh don't I?" Neiji said taunting him.
Growling Gaara jumped onto Neiji and pinned him to the ground.
"You don't! I'll read the book and you read the book, then we'll both write a systematic analysis and you can compile what we wrote into one paper, deal?"
"No, because you see. I can't trust you to read the book on your own. So we'll just have to read together," Neiji said.
"Fine…" Gaara said glaring as he got off of Neiji.
"Uzumaki, you're coming to my house after school and we're reading there," Sasuke said finally recovering from the kiss.
"What? All right I will, but I have to be at work at eight so I can't stay that long today. I'll have more time tomorrow."
"You actually have to work?" Sasuke said as him and Neiji smirked.
"Yes I do! Me and my brother are the only ones living there! So each of us has to pay for half of all the bills! It wasn't like this before my parents died!" Naruto said this then became silent and stared at the ground. "Just shut up Sasuke!" Naruto than ran out of sight.
"Assholes," Gaara said glaring as he ran after the blonde.
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"Naruto," Gaara sighed as he saw the blonde crying behind the gym. "I'm sure that bastard Uchiha didn't know that your parents were dead."
"I know, but I can't help it. I mean they only died five years ago. I still blame myself for it." Naruto said burying his face in his arms.
"It wasn't your fault," Gaara said gently wrapping his arms around the blonde. "Just because they were driving you to school doesn't mean you made them die. You didn't know that there would be a drunk driver, it's not your fault."
"Then why does it hurt so much?" Naruto looked up into Gaara's eyes. He was desperate for an answer and just wanted the pain to go away.
"It hurts because you love them. It hurts because you miss them. It hurts most of all because you never got to say goodbye." Gaara smiled sadly at his best friend. "But remember that they don't blame you. No one does. They love you and so do all our friends and me. Seeing you cry like this and blaming yourself makes us sad though. I just wish I could do more to help you feel better."
"I'm sorry," Naruto said clinging to Gaara's red shirt and crying into his chest.
"It's okay, you don't have to say sorry," Gaara said as he rubbed Naruto's back trying to soothe him.
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"Nice Uchiha, it hasn't even been an hour and you've already made your partner cry," Neiji said glaring at his friend.
"Why would you care?" Sasuke said glaring right back.
"Your partner and mine are best friends. Sabaku will blame me for what you said." Neiji said his face twisting into an ugly sneer.
"Too damn bad Hyuuga. I don't care if I made your life difficult. In case you didn't notice the only one I care about is myself." Sasuke growled out as he walked away.
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"Hyuuga-chan would you like to read the book on your own and then we can write the thematic analysis once we both have finished together?" Haku asked the shy girl.
"S-sure," Hinata said looking at the floor.
"Don't worry Hyuuga-chan, I have nothing against you. I just don't like your cousin." Haku said smiling at the girl.
"O-oh, u-ummm I'm sorry nii-san is like that," Hinata's eyes were filled with shame as she looked up at Haku. "I-I hope that w-we can be f-friends."
"I'd like that! May I call you Hinata-chan?" Haku asked.
"Okay," Hinata said smiling. "May I call you Haku-san?"
"Haku-san doesn't sound right. Call me Haku-chan!"
"A-alright Haku-chan."
"Good well just call me after school once you finish the book, okay?"
"Definitely."
Au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au"Hey dobe," Sasuke called as he walked up to the blonde's locker.
"Don't call me that Sasuke-teme!" Naruto said glaring at the Uchiha.
"I'm sorry about earlier, I didn't know your parents were dead. I know a little how you feel, because my mother died when I was little and I never see my father so it's like he is dead."
"Oh, I see." Naruto said looking at the floor not sure what to say.
"Let's just go to my house and start okay?" Sasuke said trying not to upset his partner again.
"Okay."
The two walked out to the parking lot and Naruto's eyes bulged when he saw the car Sasuke walked up to.
"How did you buy this car?"
"I used money," Sasuke answered simply getting into the black Jaguar.
"Where did you get the money?" Naruto said carefully getting into the expensive car.
"From my wallet, why do you seem so surprised?"
"I don't think I've ever touched anything this expensive." Sasuke looked at the blonde for a second before starting the car and leaving the parking lot.
The ride was silent; neither boy had anything to say to the other. Naruto usually talkative didn't want to say anything to start another fight. He just looked out the window bored and daydreamed until Sasuke pulled up into the driveway of the biggest mansion on the street.
"Wait, this is your house?" Naruto asked staring at Sasuke in disbelief.
"Yes, why?"
"You've lived right across the street from me this whole time and I never noticed."
"I'm not surprised. You don't notice much of anything."
"Shut up!" Naruto yelled as they both got out of the car.
Sasuke just began walking to the front door. He opened it and they were greeted to the sight of maids and butlers standing at ready if they're employer needed anything.
"Welcome home young master," They all said in perfect unison. Each was smiling and seemed genuinely happy to see the younger Uchiha. Naruto was slightly freaked at the perfection of the whole greeting and the happiness oozing from the people before him.
"You're all dismissed, my guest and I will be in my room." The group nodded and dispersed back to what they had originally been doing before they had arrived.
"Do they do this everyday?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, I don't like it. But Aniki insists that they do this." Sasuke said.
"You mean your brother, Itachi right?" Naruto said curiously.
"Yes, how did you know?"
"My brother Ryoma told me. He said that they fight a lot and that Itachi is stalking him." Naruto said calmly as he looked around the rooms Sasuke was leading him through.
"I see," Sasuke said as they finally reached his room.
He opened the door and Naruto froze. It was very empty. All there was were a bed and dresser both black. It was as if no one lived in the room at all.
"I know it's plain, but I like it that way."
"Sasuke it's not just plain it's lifeless."
"Do you think I care?" Sasuke asked looking at the blonde with a look that clearing said, "I don't care".
"No, I don't think you do." Naruto said as he sat on the floor.
"Let's just start reading okay?" Sasuke said.
"Fine," Naruto said as they both began.
Five minutes later though Naruto was up off the floor walking back and forth.
"Uzumaki, why aren't you reading?" Sasuke asked irritated with the blonde.
"Reading is boring. I want to do something else."
"You're going to read." Sasuke said standing and walking over to the blonde.
"But I don't want to!" Whined Naruto as he pouted. Sasuke said nothing but grabbed the blonde and dragged him back to where they had been sitting and sat on him.
"You'll read now, or else I'll sit on you until you have to leave for work."
"No Sasuke, get off of me!" Naruto whined.
"Are you going to read?"
"No, you can read to me though."
"Why must you be so difficult?" Sasuke said looking down at the childish boy under him.
"Why must you always have a stick up your ass?" Naruto said grinning cutely.
"Brat," Sasuke said as he got off the blonde. Naruto just stuck his tongue out and sat up. Sasuke then began reading the book aloud.
Au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au auHaku sat at home reading his book, he was almost done and crying heavily. He glanced at the clock and saw it was ten and wondered if Hinata was still awake. Then he went back and finished reading. By the time he had finished he was sobbing and couldn't see clearly. The book had been so sad. The ringing of his cell phone brought him back to reality.
"Hello?" Haku sobbed into the phone.
"Haku, it's –sob- me Hinata. –hic- I can't –sob- stop crying! –hic- I can't believe –sob- that they died. –wail-" Hinata cried and hiccupped into the phone.
"Meet me outside okay?" Haku said crying even harder.
"O-okay," Hinata said shakily.
Haku ran out of his house and across the street to Hinata's mansion. He saw Hinata running towards him and when they reached each other they hugged and started sobbing on each other's shoulders, comforting each other.
"I –sob- can't –hic- believe they died!" Haku said.
"I –hic- know –sob-!" Hinata agreed.
Neiji looked out his window in confusion at his crying cousin embracing the sobbing Haku.
"I wonder what happened," Came Gaara's voice from beside him.
"Should we go find out?" Gaara nodded his agreement and they both left to go see what was wrong with their friends/cousin.
"Haku/Hinata, what's wrong?" Neiji and Gaara asked in unison.
All they heard were the words "dead" and "dog" through the two's sobbing.
"I think they're trying to say Kiba's dog is dead," Gaara said.
"That's probably it," Neiji said.
"I'm going to call and tell Naruto, I'll be right back," Gaara said as he grabbed Neiji's cell phone from the boy's pocket and walked away.
"Hey," Neiji called then shook his head deciding it wasn't worth the fight.
Gaara quickly dialed Naruto's cell phone and waited for the blonde to pick up.
"Hello!" Screamed Naruto over loud music and screaming people.
"It's me, Gaara!" Gaara yelled so Naruto could hear.
"Oh, Hi Gaara! Why are you calling!"
"I just called to tell you that Kiba's dog is dead!" The music had turned even louder and the only words Naruto had heard was "I" "called" "tell" "Kiba's" and "dead".
"What! Kiba's de-" Naruto said before his cell phone went dead. Naruto paled, he thought that Kiba was dead. He ran to tell his boss that he had to go home early.
Au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au"Sasuke, can you pick me up?" Naruto asked calling from his boss' phone. His boss had understood and let him leave work early.
"Why?"
"Kiba's dead, and I don't have a ride home!" Naruto said spazzing out.
"Oh, I'll be there in a few minutes," Sasuke said then hung up.
Naruto began to cry and rock back and forth in his distressed state. He looked like a kicked puppy by the time Sasuke arrived.
"Are you going to be okay?" Sasuke asked walking towards the blonde. Naruto shook his head violently and jumped onto Sasuke and hugged him. He just wanted to be held. He was sad and scared and needed to have some comfort. Sasuke sighed as he wrapped his arms around the boy.
Au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au auAfter Sasuke and Naruto arrived they sorted the whole mess out. Sasuke was pissed that he had to go pick up Naruto and comfort him for no reason. Naruto was yelling at Gaara and cursing his job and cell phone. Gaara was glaring at Naruto, because it wasn't his fault that Naruto had misheard him. Neiji was trying to ignore everyone and Haku and Hinata were still sobbing their eyes out. All in all it was a very sad, yet entertaining day.
Au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au au auSasuke walked down the street with his "friends" to the Kohona House. His "friends" weren't really friends, just people he hung out with, this including: Neiji, Hinata, Shino, Sakura, Itachi, and Shikamaru. He looked across the street and saw Naruto and his group. They were laughing and joking with each other. I wish I could have friends like that. Sasuke shook his head realizing what he had thought. No, I don't need friends holding me back. When you care for someone in the end you are left in pain. I don't want to feel that pain ever again.
He looked up as they came to the dead end and the Kohona House. Kohona House was common ground for the two groups. They'd meet here every Saturday and do what ever they felt like doing. Today however was going to be very different from all the other times they met at the house.