Disclaimer: I don't own Hey Arnold.

A/N: this is just a stupid little fic I wrote a long time ago and only thot 2 post it now. When you run into the thing about Casey's mom, Casey is a friend of mine who said wut helga says. Just so your not all confused n crap.



"THE FIGHT"



*Don't ask how, don't ask when, but Arnold and Helga are dating. Helga is sitting on the curb and Arnold comes walking down the sidewalk and sees her. He gets and idea. He sneaks up behind her and once he's about 2 feet behind her, he jumps on top of her. She looks at him strangely. *

Helga: Hey! Hey you! You envoke my wrath?!

*She threw him on the sidewalk. He got up. *

Arnold: What do you mean? It was just a joke.

Helga: Yeah, well you could hurt someone's feelings if you do that!

Arnold: Huh? How could that hurt someone's feelings?

*Helga paused for a moment. *

Helga: Well, I know! They could be sitting all alone with no one near them for protection!

Casey's mom: Hey! That's my line!

*Helga and Arnold looked at the woman as if she were crazy. *

Helga and Arnold: Who the heck are you?

*Casey's mom walked away feeling quite embarrassed. *

Arnold: Anyway, I didn't know you would get so ticked off.

Helga: Yeah, well you did!

Arnold: Sorry.

*Helga turned so that her back was facing him. *

Helga: Yeah right! I don't think you mean that.

Arnold: But I do!

Helga: Prove it.

Arnold: OK.

*Arnold turned Helga around and kissed her. *

Helga: That's good enough for me. Let's go.



THE END