A/N: Writer's block isn't fun and I really just felt I need to get something out there even if it is utterly stupid nonsense. Partly inspired by one of my favorite SG-1 quotes of all time, this is going to end with it being a little bit of a jab at few of us just for fun (by the end of this series you'll know whether you're part of the "us" I'm mentioning).

Disclaimer: You honestly think SGA would do a scene as absurd as this ;)

And oh yea, it's rhymes! Badly.

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Rodney, You Dog!

Part 1

In the quiet that was Atlantis, all was normal throughout.

Zelenka was with me in the lab when I then heard a shout.

Sheppard had barged in with a grin too wide to be understood.

Obviously this was, in no way, going to be good.

And then his words rang, both to me and the physicist from Prague.

It was an odd accusation but there it was, "Rodney you dog!"

The Czech and me, paused, blinked, and stood, just for a moment.

Sheppard then continued his rant saying "Do you have a girl in every department?"

Oh so cocky that the Colonel was with his latest confusing shout.

It didn't occur to him for a while to explain just what the hell he was talking about!

He needed some coaxing, some berating before he mentioned, during sparring, Teyla had let something "slip."

Taking word choice and his face into account, I wondered if his head was in the gutter, if only a little bit.

As it so turns out, my one-year-old lie about Heightmeyer to Teyla was the thing at fault.

Sheppard took it as truth and with his knowing of Katie Brown, felt justified in his jocular assault.

SIGH

Regrettably Atlantis, was always buzzing with rumors in the fair city.

It wouldn't be so bad, tolerable even, if it would just focus on anyone other than ME.

Radek, ever quick, after snorting, dismissed the Colonel outright.

I would have been thankful except apparently he had more recent intel on the women in my life…

TBC…

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If you've gotten to this point and are still interested (What is wrong with you:D ) a few of McKay's relationship rumors get addressed, as well as the first ever appearance of Carson in one of my fics, in the next chap. Until next time!