So, this is where I put most of my SRMTHG one shots. Maybe I'll post one alone every once in a while, but for the most part I'm gonna keep them together now to help my poor fic list not get any longer than it is. xD
So, enjoy!
Disclaimer:SRMTHG is property of Disney/Jetix.
Batteries Not Included
By Netbug009
It may have been the greatest journey he had to ever face.
The Alchemist walked at a steady pace through the supermarket. He hated shopping. Everybody gave him a funny look. It wasn't usual for a guy with a robe and two different eye colors to be running about the city looking for something. "I can't believe that stupid pack of parts didn't include batteries." He mumbled.
He walked up to a man wearing an employee tag. "Um... pardon me, but where are the-"
"Don't hurt me!" The man screamed like a little girl. He ran away from the Alchemist, who sighed.
"I'm not evil yet, dangit!" He yelled at the ceiling. Even so, he was on his own to search the remaining isles.
Soon enough, he found the batteries. "Let's see... where are the double As?" He found the shelf they were supposed to be on and blinked.
Sold Out.
He blinked again and then looked at the date on his watch. December 20th. He twitched several times before losing it.
"CURSE YOU CHRISTMAS ELECTRONICS CRAZE! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"