Hey everyone! Here's my favorite so far… hope you enjoy!
The Wedding
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight.
Emmett POV
I was sitting on the couch, thinking of ways to annoy Edward. It was much harder to get a fight out of him these days. Married life seemed to mellow him out. I was looking through the mail when I saw an envelope addressed to Bella, so I opened it. Yes, I know, yadda yadda, federal offense, yadda yadda.
I was surprised when I saw the words 'To the upcoming nuptials of Jessica Stanley and Mike Newton'. I quickly read on, and as I read on a plan formed in my head. I quickly ran up to show Alice, as I told her of my plan, she grinned from ear to ear. "It's perfect, I don't know why know no one's though of it before!"
Alice was going to fix their make up so they'd appear older and tanner. "Hey Bella!" Alice quickly shouted. "We need to go shopping!" Bella quickly appeared. "Why this time?" was her grumbled reply. "We have a wedding to go to," she said as she thrust the invitation into her hands. Bella quickly read, "Oh, that's so sweet, even though they waited forever." It'd been fifteen years since high school graduation. "But wait, how are we going to prevent them from knowing?"
"It's simple. We're going to put on make up and draw wrinkles on our faces, not too many, I still want to look my best."
Several days later…
"C'mon handsome, we have to let Alice do our make up, or else we'll be late." Even after all these years there was still nothing Edward wouldn't do to make his wife happy. "Okay, but I'd much rather spend time here with you, and if Mike Newton thinks even one lecherous thing about you. It's on." "Fine," was her immediate reply, "now let's go."
At the wedding…
"I now pronounce you man and wife," droned the long winded minister. "You may kiss the bride." Everyone applauded. Bella and Alice would have had tears in their eyes…if they could cry. Emmett was trying not to snore, and Edward had his arm around Bella, hoping she wouldn't feel any regrets. Rosalie, of course, was looking at her reflection in various shiny surfaces.
Everyone stood up and moved to the reception area, Alice told everyone to act human, so when Emmett was offered a glass of wine, he took it and sipped.
His vision clouded as he heard the wedding band start on an old country song 'Lost in This Moment'. He knew they had taste, but a COUNTRY song? He'd go up there and show them some real wedding music.
He walked up to the stage, rather tipsy, and started singing.
Figaro,
Figaro,
Figaro,
Figaro,
Figggarrrrooooooooooo!
Yes, he burst out singing 'The Marriage of Figaro'. He took the liberty to improvise after he had another sip of wine.
Mike and Jessica,
Mike and Jessica,
Mike and Jessica,
Have gotten marrrrriieedd!
Bella stood frozen in shock. Then she ran up to the microphone and dragged Emmett away. Jasper went over to Jessica and tried to control her panic, but to his surprise she was laughing, standing with a video camera in her hands as she exclaimed to the room at large, "This video is so going on the internet." Everyone burst into laughter.
The Cullens quickly left, Alice dragging Emmett along by the ear. He was too drunk to care. She'd get her revenge, she still had the video…
Lol….I love this fan fic! By the way I don't write these stories- I just type them up and put them on the web. (: My friend Nicole writes 'em in case you're wondering. I fix up both hers and my stories because I'm the one with computer access at the moment….well do us a favor and tell Nicole how good she did! Go ahead and click on that green button! (:
-Katie