Who Stole My Cupcake? Rand Story Rand POV!
I was enjoying a cupcake when Mat asked me to follow him. He said it way an emergancy. When we got there Lan was sitting there MOONING ME. I told him it was blasphomey and he said "Rand you shouldn't use such big word it can harm your brain." They laughed. I didn't see why. But I did march over to Cheatu Trakkand and tell Elayne to stop telling me big words. "Rand maybe with your inntelect it could. my exact words were 'AHHH MORE BIG WORDS'
Elayne was there and Morgase was there and Gawyn and Galad. I was embarresed.
When I got back to my huge house at RANDTOPIA(My new country.) I could'nt find my cute little cupcake. I organized steps.
suspect's
suspect's.
stolen object.
the suspect's.
the Perp.
So first step. I was eating it when Mat got me. Then I saw Lan well part of him. then that hermit doing backflips'. Oh wait that was Thom. I wonder what happened to his limp. then I saw house Trakkand. Now how do I gather them together.
Matrim Cauthon.
"Oooooooooooh yay a naked picture party!!!" I stared at him from behind a bush. "Wow that was easier than it would have been to bait me"
al'Lan Mandragoran.
"YAAAAAAAAAAY they're selling Nyneave porn my dream has finally come true." I was laughing from inside his sword case "Hah I knew he was a PERV!...Oww what poked my head... uh-oh"
The Trakkands.
Morgase saw a flyer. "Yay kids there's gonna be a snobfest tonight." rest of Trakkands shouted "YAY." I was sitting in a tea cup. Shrinking myself with the Power is Sooooo fun.
Thomdrill Merelin.
"Hey Thom come to my party I'll give you free beer." He sat there still for a moment. "Did you-say-FREE-BEER?" I smiled. "Yup so much and nobody to give it to"
I stared at my guests. They had no idea what was about to go down. "Good evening and welcome to RANDTOPIA." People started getting antsy especilly Thom.
"As promised Mat here are some playboy magazines oh and pictures of Elayne Playing with her nipples...Naked. Lan here's your spank video of Nyneave and you,More warders, and a dildo.
Morgase and co. I give you the Tairen Nobles. Thom beer's in the back." Now everyone was happy. For now. "I bring you together to question who took my cupcake." Mat then chimed in.
"Dude you ate it like five hours ago. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. well in that case let's party."
THE END