Twelve people stood in a room, each wearing a simple yokata and armed with a pillow.
"The rules are simple, we're each in teams of two, once you get hit with a pillow you're out. The last team left standing wins." a short man with black hair explained.
"So I'm with Ivan, Alfred is with Matthew, Ludwig is with Feliciano, Gilbert is with Fransis, Arthur is wih Kiku, and Antonio is with Lovino, aru?" a man with long black hair in a ponytail tilted his head.
"Kesese, sounds about right Yao." a man with snow white hair, Gilbert, grinned.
"Alright! Let's start this!" a tall blonde with a cowlick, Alfred, cheered and the next second the room was in chaos, pillows ad feathers flying everywhere.
"Ve!" a high pitched squeal cut through the air, signifying that Feliciano was knocked out of the game.
"Ludwig, win for us!" he cheered as he sat down on the sidelines.
"Sorry bruder! Not today!" was all the warning Ludwig got before a pillow hit him right in the face, courtesy of Gilbert.
The North American twins, Alfred and Matthew, were doing a wonderful job themselves, Al taking out everyone who was unfortunate enough to get in her way and Matthew using his natural ability to be overlooked to get any that tried to sneak up on his younger sister, managing to take out Lovino, Fransis, and Arthur that way. Gilbert, as well, was doing a good job, taking out Matthew, and with a lucky hit, Alfred, ending the siblings reign of terror, before being knocked out himself when he and Antonio attacked each other at the same time.
During this, noone dared to go near Ivan, causing Yao to sta near him, and Kiku was no where to be seen. Then, out of seemingly no where, a pillow came and hit Ivan in the side of the head, knocking the intimidating Russian out of the game, leaving only Yao and Kiku, who now showed himself.
"I'll defeat you this time, aru!" Yao pointed his pillow at his younger brother.
"We shall see." Kiku picked up a pillow from the ground, seeing as he had used his orginal one to knock Ivan out.
"This is going to be so epic!" Alfred grinned, and with that, the two asian nations rushed at each other.
The two dueled it out, blocking and attacking, waiting for one to tire out or falter, then, as if mockingly, they bot swing, hitting each other at the same time, ending the game in a tie.
"Not again!" followed by a few curses in Chinese and Japanese followed the shortly after.
hey look, they got out of the house alive!
anyways, do you guys remember that part in hetaoni where Japan's all like, oh hey I'm going to add instant death pillow fight to this list of shit we're going to do once we get out of this hell hole, I'm really good at it
no?
Well I do because my memory is weird like that.
but then I thought that China also would be pretty good at it because he's China and China is like were most martial arts started so i figured they would of played instant death pillow fight at least a few times before.
anyways, as to why America has a male name and not a female name is because in my headcannon America and actually a she and not a he but she pretends to be a he so people would take her more seriously and won't belittle her so much. :3
anyways, sorry if there's any spelling mistakes
also this was kind of rushed and made purely because fuck you I wanted to and also because I fucking love hetaoni and it makes me sad when I remember that it hasn't been updated in like three years and this story makes me happy :D