Okay so I was working on a new collection of oneshots when I came up with this jumble of words. So enjoy and review because I like reviews (even though I never get any...)

I Do Not Own Naruto

Naruto's eyes were glued to the television screen. It was so amazing, all the moving pictures and the sound! This was one of the first T.V's to be sent to Konoha. Luckily, Naruto was

first in line to get this magical item. He'd been watching the TV for about six hours. Who knew that shows about people fighting and screaming could be so amusing? Suddenly the door

to Naruto's apartment swung open.

"Naruto! Where the heck have you been?" Sakura demanded, glaring at the blond. Naruto never stopped looking at the T.V. Sakura marched over to him, "I was talking to you!"

Naruto finally glanced up, "Yes Sakura-Chan?"

"We've been waiting for you for hours! Even Kakashi-sensei showed up before you!"

Naruto returned to the T.V, "Sorry, I've been busy."

"Doing what?" Sakura demanded. Naruto continued to look at the flashing screen. Sakura turned to look at the T.V, "What is this?"

"It's a television." Naruto replied. Sakura sat beside him.

"What's going on?" She asked. Naruto filled her in on the show's plot. After the show was over, Sakura stood up, "Naruto we have training to go to."

"But Sakura!" Naruto whined, "The next episode is coming on! Pablo is gonna propose to Lisa!"

"Fine." Sakura sat back down, "Besides, this Pablo is cute."

Three hours later

"No! I can't believe Pablo is gonna die! That Lisa tricked him!" Naruto exclaimed. Sakura nodded.

"Yeah and Sari knew all along but didn't stop him." Sakura was as obsessed as Naruto. This television was an amazing invention.

Elsewhere.....

"Kakashi-sensei, what's taking them so long? We sent Sakura to get him a little over three hours ago." Sasuke was starting to get impatient.

"I'm not sure. I expect this out of Naruto but Sakura? Hmmm this is indeed strange." Kakashi glanced at the sky, "Perhaps we should go fetch them before the day is a total loss."

"Why didn't you suggest three hours ago?" Sasuke demanded. Kakashi ignored him.

They arrived at Naruto's house in a flash. Sasuke went straight up to the door and slammed it open. Kakashi shook his head at the Uchiha's impatience. He followed Sasuke into the

tiny apartment. There sitting in the living room was Naruto and Sakura. Their eyes were still glued to the T.V. Sasuke was leaning against the wall.

"Naruto? Sakura?" Kakashi looked at his pupils. Neither one looked back, "What are you doing?"

"Watching T.V." Sakura replied. Kakashi glanced at the screen. There was a commercial for his favourite book. He sat down and began watching the T.V. Sasuke looked shocked. He got

angry and was about to leave when a familiar voice came from the speakers.

"I used to have terrible split ends until I found this! Atakaski Shampoo and conditioner. Now my hair is full of bounce and life."

Sasuke could not believe it. His brother, Itachi was on this television! He sat down and glared at the screen. Soon the commercials were over. Naruto and Sakura filled the other two in

on the show. They spent the rest of the day watching the television. Needless to say, they didn't get much training done that day.

Ummm yeah so don't shoot me if you think i'm messed in the head...I was seriously not trying to write this...I actually wanted to write about Neji and skinny jeans but ahem but can ya do if that's where the words take ya..

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