Side stories
mostly making fun of Emmett!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of that Stephenie Meyer does, but I am glad that we can have fun with the characters!
Summary: Little short stories, of events that came from a game. Me and my friend play this game on yahoo messenger and this is what we do. Its like role playing in chats. She is Seth and I am well everyone else!
1. {Emmett's master plan}
Seth: God I'm so bored Edward and tell Emmy to be good!
Edward: yeah he is being very good, he is just sitting….
Seth: are they playing that stupid game again?
{Inside joke about this game Jasper and Emmett play}
Edward; Nope! Just sitting … thinking, (Edward starts to laugh)
Seth: about what? Should I be worried or sorry?
Edward: not anything bad … nothing to worry about … (He laughs again) It's just funny.
Seth: What is it?
Emmett: (he jumps up) How do you get a mirror the size of a two story building Love? (Edward laughs harder)
Seth: What the fuck, (she laughs too) what do you mean baby?
Edward: Ok so maybe you should worry a little! (Laughs still)
Seth: I am.
Emmett: I need a big mirror … or a fire hoes …OH, OH or a giant 3 headed dog, yeah that will work?
Edward: He has been thinking about weird shit like that all day!
Seth: Emmy baby breath, what's going on?
Emmett: Huh? Oh I'm fine, it's nothing … I just need that dog … know where I can get one? ….
Edward: Harry Potter? (He rolls on the floor laughing)
Emmett: Ha, ha Ed …not funny… (Emmett glares)
Edward: I thought it was!
Seth: or …………. I am not going to say it.
Emmett: mmmmmm (tries to think as he spaces out)….. I don't know maybe it's not a dog I need ….oh I don't know ……….Oh what Love?
Seth: Nothing.
Emmett: No, no please tell me?
{Seth thinks: you know what I mean Ed}
Seth: (she then laughs) you'll get mad Emmy bear!
Edward: So just tell him!
Emmett: I will not!
Seth: I was going to say if you can't find Harry find Cedrick (she says shyly)
Emmett: ….Oh right ….I hate you Ed! (Glares at Edward) …… (Emmett sighs) Its ok Loves no problem!
Seth: I'm sorry Emmy!(Starts to feel really bad)
{Emmett goes back to thinking weird things while Edward laughs again}
Emmett: No it's a wire fence I need … with pretty flowers … or red ribbon?
Edward: ……Why? (Starts to get worried)
Emmett: don't interrupt me Ed, I am mad at YOU … I'm not mad at Seth ….but YOU I am!
Edward: what ever
Emmett: …..OOOO balloons ……. Yeah big balloons! (gets very exited then he jumps up and down) Yeah that's it!
Seth: Emmy do I need to call the men in pretty white suits?
Emmett: Huh...What... no I'm fine Love really …Oh and I need string lots of string…..
{Edward is still laughing.}
Seth: Emmy you're scaring me! Is it like a surprise for Esme?
Bella: (walks in …) What are we…. (Emmett runs over picks her up, over his back)
Emmett: And you, I need you!
Bella: What the fuck?
Edward: Emmett put her DOWN! (Gets pissed off)
Emmett: Ahhhhhh …. But I, I, I need her!
Edward: EMMETT CULLEN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE YOU WILL PUT HER DOWN!
Bella: (?.…) Hi Seth?
Seth: Hi Bells
Emmett: Ahhhh fine! …. (huffs, he puts her down)
Seth: Okay I am seriously missing something and Bella please help him?
Emmett: Belly PPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEE help me?
Seth: I don't need him hurting himself
Bella: ….. With what?
Edward: HELL NO, what ever he is doing let him get hurt; not my Bella!
Emmett: but Belly I need help!
Bella: and again with what?
Seth: Ed please if it involves balloons and string what harm is there?
Emmett: Oh I'm getting rid of the blonde, Rose …..I need help I can't think of how? …..maybe a trick ….I need balloons and string. I was thinking red and a big dog, what do you think?
{Edward and Bella stare blankly at him?}
Seth: that's my Emmy bear (She laughs out load)
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2. {Seth and a fan fiction.}
Seth: Ummm Emmett's gay and goes to jail?
Edward: (who doesn't realize she is reading) WHAT?
Seth: "I told Mr. Snowy I loved him, he said he didn't love me back" that's what Emmett says in this story! (She told him as she read more)
Edward: Who is Mr. Snowy? (starts to laugh at the story)
Seth: I don't know? … But all I know is Emmy is cheating on me with a guy?
Edward: Oh ahhhh poor sissy … I still love you! (says jokingly)
Emmett: (He comes running in) WHAT? …… NO I'M NOT!
Esme: EMMETT?
Emmett: Not true … got to go, I love you and…..WHO? What ever its not true … coming mommy!
{Edward and Seth laughs at him as he rushed his explanation}
Seth: Okay, he named 72 dogs Lucky?...(she continues to read)
Edward: …..Why?
Seth: I don't know
Edward: Emmett is a freak. … Really!
Seth: Emmy has 72 dogs, 5 cats, an African crocodile, and a few eels?
Edward: A major freak! Emmett should never have any more cats! ………But he sucks with animals, who the hell let him get them all?
Seth: Animal rescue center?
Edward: WOW! I feel bad for them all…
Seth: I think he gave them away (starts laughing now)
Edward: Oh ok then…(laughs too)
Seth: He started a fire at Bella's house (She said shocked)
{Edward stares blankly and wide eyed at Seth}
Seth: You okay there Ed?
Edward: ………………..YOUR FUCKING KIDDING RIGHT?
Bella: HE DID WHAT NOW? (She walked in just as Seth said that fire thing.)
Seth: in the story he starts a fire at your house
Bella: (sighed in relief) Oh … wait what story … Don't scare me like that!
Edward: (laughs again) what?...Who let him play with fire?
Seth: Sorry Belly! No he spat on a sparking wire ...The venom really started it.
Bella: It's ok Seth.
Edward: he's stupid … Beyond stupid that ditzy vampire!
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3. {Ground!}
Seth: So did Esme kill Emmy?
Edward: Not really but he is "grounded" (really starts to laugh now)
Seth: Can he talk or no?
Edward: Umm well not really, I mean he is grounded … as in I mean "in the ground" (starts rolling on the floor laughing at the thought)
Seth: {laughs too} How long is he "grounded" for?
Edward: Umm …I'll ask …… (He runs off to ask mommy)…. She said just for 2 nights
Seth: Oh ok! So is there any way he will get ungrounded sooner? I was just wondering.
Edward: (He chuckles) not sure, that's up to mommy; how mad she is and how bad she feels later?
Seth: You know she will feel bad because he is going to get sad and you know that!
Edward: Yeah I know …
Seth: So next 2 nights window closed and hey will he be in school?
Edward: Umm yeah, no school for Emmy for 2 days!
{The next day!}
Seth: I'm surprised Esme isn't "awwww my poor baby" yet?
Edward: Oh she did … the whole time (He laughs) but its ok I think she will cave in and free him soon
Seth: Okay. It's funny to hear that. What did he say when he found out he is grounded?
Edward: (starts laughing harder now) yeah it is …..When he found out he said "MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… sighed … Yeah ok I'll get the shovel again"
{Edward quoted Emmett's voice perfectly}
Seth: (was really laughing now too) I bet Bella and Alice were cracking up?
Edward: Umm they were shopping so they weren't here for that part. But I got it all on tape!
Seth: Nice
Edward: Yep!
Seth: I will be surprised if he stays in there tonight!
Edward: Well he can't get out without mommy setting him free but she might just cave in soon!
Seth: He did try to kill them by the way. (talking about the guys in school that have been hitting on Seth)
Edward: Yeah I know. I told her that too!
Seth: Nice!
Edward: Yeah.
Seth: he was growling and holding on to me the entire time I was in English. I didn't notice any guys looking at me….?
Edward: Yeah you girls never do but they all do it ….So what did he do about it?
Seth: I hated it. I would get something and he would be right there with his hand on my ass
Edward: Oh sorry sissy but you know how he gets…..
Seth: Yeah true! It just got annoying though, its like dude come on; you know I don't like any of them like that!
Edward: yeah he knows but its not YOU he is worrying about here
Seth: it's still annoying.
Edward: Yes I know … Oh the girls are back …
Seth: Let's see what they say! (She laughs)
Alice: (Is really laughing at something as they walk in)
Bella: (She sighs heavily) Edward she hasn't stopped laughing for hours?......
Alice: I ……CAN'T…….STOP…… (said in between laughs)
Seth: WOW okay?
Edward: Yes Bella I know …… (laughs with her as she replays it in her head again and again and again)
Bella: What the fuck is it?
Seth: Emmett is "grounded"!
Edward: He had been punished by mom ……..
{They all three start to laugh hysterically}
Bella: ? …. SO?
Alice: He was buried in the yard AGAIN! Bella it's funny as hell!
Edward: YEP!
Bella: Ok, ok, ok, Wait? he was buried! ….by who and WHY?
Edward: By mommy and because he is Emmett? (shrugged and then laughed)
{Alice was laughing harder then the rest of them!}
Seth: He skipped his classes to be in mine and he tried to kill some guys at school?
Bella: OH … Yeah that would do it (she was laughing too)
Seth: Yep! So has he even made a noise yet?
Edward: Well he is screaming about how bored he is?
Seth: I'm surprised he is not screaming about sex?
{The other girls crack up laughing now!}
Seth: What? … I am!
Edward: Yeah well I didn't say that was the ONLY thing he was screaming, just that's one thing?
Seth: I'm sorry!
Edward: Yeah so am I
Bella: AHHH poor baby! (She kisses his head and he smiles at her touch)
Edward: Yeah it's ok. Thank you, Love!
{Alice laughs loader still!}
Seth: remember it's him, not ME! But I'm causing them so I am really, really sorry (She giggles)
Edward: Yeah I know and it is really not your fault … He is just a freak Sis!
{Bella giggles}
Seth: I know but I love him!
Edward: Yeah, still trying to figure that one out? .....
Bella: Be nice … (She giggles again)
Seth: Don't worry me 2 (She laughs and she hugs Edward) I'm sorry he is an idiot sex freak?
Edward: (hugs her back) Yeah its ok really, mostly I can block him out … So what are you going to do without your boy friend/stocker for school tomorrow; if mommy doesn't release him first?
Seth: I don't know?
Alice: well she might not make it that long anyway … (She laughs) poor mommy!
Seth: Oh I could have you tell him I made out with some guy……
Alice: that would be awesome!
Edward: In what world would that be AWESOME!
Alice: I could see his head really EXPLODE in a second and then it will heal and it will happen again … YOU know that would be funny as hell Ed!
Seth: TRUE!
Edward: TRUE! … Ok yes, yes it would!
{Bella giggles}
Seth: OH, OH, OH! I have an idea!
Alice: YES!
Seth: does he have a cell?
Edward: (confused by her thoughts) Yes?
Seth: well then I'll dress sexy and you can take a picture and send it to him
Bella:? That's so mean Seth? (But she was still laughing at the thought)
Edward: Yes but funny!
Alice: Oh COME ON (looks at Bella) you would do it to him too (Points to Edward) if it were you?
Seth: Yeah that makes me feel bad now…. (She gets sad)
Bella: … Well yeah ok so I would …
Edward: You know he will only find a way to use it against me later anyway … but it's still funny
Alice: Seth its not mean he will love it when he is out … TRUST ME! OK go change now……..
Seth: Okay, Alice come help me!
Alice: Sure Sis!
{They go get Seth really and take lots of pictures}
Seth: This will be lots of fun!
Alice: Yes, yes it will
Seth: Okay Alice, so am I ready?
Alice: Yep!
Seth: Okay! Come on let's see what Eddie and Belly think!
Alice: YAY! … (She dances out to watch their eyes pop)
Seth: what do you think? .... (asked walking into the room where Edward and Bella sat)
{Edward and Bella both look up to see Seth in her hot new out fit Alice had her in this time}
Edward and Bella: WOW!
Seth: YAY! (starts to laugh)
Bella: Emmett will flip (starts laughing with Seth)
Seth: Okay so whose cell are we using?
Alice: MINE! (said while jumping for joy over the new found fun)
Seth: Okay cool!
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4. {Princess Emmett}
{Seth finds a fan fiction crossing Twilight with Aladdin and in the story Emmett dresses like Jasmine and also in real life Emmett (on a dare?) had dressed like the Disney princess. Seth is reading the story while Edward is sitting near by; waiting for Bella to come in.}
Seth: Stupid lamp!
Edward: (starts to laugh at her out burst) What?
Seth: Ed what does Aladdin have that I don't?
Edward: ….. A friend like GINI!
{Seth and Edward brake out into hilarious laugher}
Edward: Sorry Sis, I couldn't help myself!
Seth: He loves rubbing Aladdin's lamp
Edward: Yeah that and many other things too.
Seth: He loves Aladdin more then me?
Edward: Oh Emmett just walked in
{Emmett heard Seth say something about someone loving someone more then her}
Emmett: (very confused) WHO?
{Seth and Edward brake out into more laugher}
Emmett: Hey, what did I miss something?
Edward: SO Emmy? … How many wishes do you get? (He laughs more)
Seth: You are cheating on me with Aladdin (points to Emmy dressed as Jasmine and not just in the story she is reading now)
Emmett: Ed GO TO HELL! …….. And Seth I am NOT CHEATING? And really not with that rat?
Bella: What rat? (walks in and hears Emmett yelling)
Emmett: He is a rat ….. Aladdin …..A BIG RAT!
Seth: You like rubbing his lamp? (She starts crying from laughing too hard)
Bella: HEY! Watch it princess! … HE is Awesome and NOT a rat? (gets angry, He is her favorite)
Emmett: I WHAT? (Turns towards Seth and Not paying any attention to Bella's out burst)
Seth: You like rubbing his lamp! (She drops to the floor laughing and crying some more)
Emmett: I DO FUCKING NOT!
Bella: Don't yell at her, girly!
Seth: Yeah Emmy, that's rude manners! Princess manners!
Seth and Bella: (crack up laughing and crying and rolling on the floor)
Emmett: Ok, ok it's not THAT funny?
Edward, Bella and Seth: Oh yea it is (still laughing hard)
Seth: (starts to laugh so hard she can't breathe well)
Emmett: Breathe Seth?…. NOW!
{Seth takes a deep breathe and starts to feel better}
Seth: as you wish princess!
{That did it! They all started to crack up again…. All but Emmett}
Emmett: Ok, ok fine it's funny … but you better keep breathing damn it!
{Seth thinks: Ed tell him to change, I can't take him seriously like that}
Edward: Emmett go change or she will never be able to breath right again!
Emmett: …..FINE! (runs off to get out of his dress up costume)
Bella: (She giggles)
{Seth Thinks: Ed that was mean (still laughs anyway)}
Edward: yeah I know (laughs too)
{Emmett goes to change .......and comes back down dressed up as Simba from lion king}
Emmett: Any better?
{Bella cracks up laughing. Seth can't stop laughing! Edward and Emmett laugh as well}
Emmett: ? Well?
Seth: Normal please!
Emmett: Ok fine (sighs and then goes back to change again)
Seth: Emmy are you normal?
Emmett: Yes … I am now ……..
Edward: Yeah sure as normal as he can be maybe?
{Bella giggles at Edward's joke}
Emmett: HEY! …. TRUE but HEY!
Seth: Okay there you go …. (She hugs him)
{Emmett hugs Seth back}
Seth: You look uncomfortable baby, why?
Emmett: I don't know?
(Edward laughs)
Seth: You know I love you Emmy but you're a label whore
Emmett: WHAT? …. WHY?
{Bella and Edward laugh at Emmett. Seth points at his cloths}
Seth: Hollister jeans, Abercrombie and finch shirt, and American eagle flip flops?
Emmett: HEY, blame Alice here? Come on you know Alice bought all this crap …
Seth: (Takes off Emmett's shirt) Okay that's better, less prep.
{Everyone starts to laugh again ….}
Seth: Sorry but way, way, way, way too much prep
Emmett: ? (He shrugs) Ok then …sure love!
Seth: You should be happy; it gives you a reason to be shirtless
Emmett: Yep that's true …anything else you don't like? (He winks and laughs) …..just joking Love
Seth: (playfully pushes Emmett) Behave damn it …. (started laughing again)
Emmett: (sighs playfully) FINE if I must
{Everyone is laughing really hard now!}
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5. {Piercing Emmett}
Seth: So you going Goth tomorrow Emmy?
Emmett: (laughs) Yep that I am!
Bella: ? What? Why?
Edward: he's a freak Bella?
Emmett: HEY!
Seth: personally I think he will look hot!
Bella: well maybe (laughs)
Seth: I told Edward never go Goth, skater maybe, Emo totally, Goth hell no!
{Bella laughs out load}
Emmett: Yeah well I'll look cool!
{Edward rolls his eyes at Emmett}
Seth: I'm not sure about that one Baby? Well are you using a wig or buying hair extensions?
Emmett: Ummm I don't know which do you thing would be best?
Seth: A wig cause then Esme can't get too mad…….
Bella: A wig also because it would be easier to take off too!
Seth: True!
Emmett: Oh Yeah, good ideas (laughs)
Seth: So you need a black emo-ish looking hair or buy a wig and have Alice style it
Emmett: I think I'll have Alice style the wig that will be easier
Seth: So Emmy you doing the fake piercing too?
Emmett: Ummm well not a lot ………. People fear me enough as it is (laughs)
Seth: So? You need the guys to be scared of you!
Emmett: Yeah that is true but I was thinking more about your friends and the freshman and my teachers and well……. yeah that would be good for the guys though!
{Seth and Bella laugh}
Seth: Yeah true. Well what about the freshman boys?
Emmett: Yeah, but the poor girls are scared of the place as it is (chuckles) I feel a little bad about that ….. But all the boys just make me almost not care so much.
Seth: Awww but they are so little.
Emmett: Yeah I know and to me they are just like little … ummm well they are babies really!
Seth: Technically they are.
Edward: Emm knock it off! We get it you are a giant, no one cares Seth: But if they keep staring at you I'll throw down.
{Bella was giggling}
Emmett: Who's looking at me? I just see the guys that are after you?
Seth: That Loren girl in our English class, that Brittany girl in dance, well half the girls when we walk in the halls.
Emmett: Who? … I don't know them, sorry? I never notice any girls.
Seth: I know Baby but I did and they piss me off. I hear them talk and it pisses me off even more!
Edward: You think the talk is bad ……… Oh ummm never mind.
Emmett: Well I'm sorry Seth. ….. I love you!
Seth: I love you too Emmy! (smuggles into Emmett, as he holds her close) Maria even said she is going to take you from me cause there is no contest; she is better! I almost killed her!
Emmett: Ha, not likely! Well you should know that I would never leave you because of any of them Love!
Seth: I know but it pisses me off that they would try
Bella: Well yeah, I would say it would; but she's just a bitch anyway.
Seth: Yeah true! (they all laugh) At least I don't see him looking at other girls ……..
Emmett: Why would I?
{Seth Kisses Emmett and he kisses her back softly}
Seth: Okay. we need to get back Emmy
Emmett: We do …. Yeah you are right …..its getting late out huh?
Seth: yeah that and you need to get your piercing and wigs and clothing, you know
Emmett: Mhmmm that too (picks Seth up and cradles her in his arms as he runs home…. Laughing as he goes)
Seth: Okay that was really, really fast!
Emmett: (laughs again) Yep!
{They get back to the house}
Bella: Hey guys; Emmy. Seth. You all better now (laughs)
Seth: yeah.
Edward: Well that's great!
Bella: Yeah it is!
Seth: So Emmy you coming over tonight or no?
Emmett: If you want me to Sethy?
Seth: You can if you want.
Emmett: Oh … then yeah Love!
{Seth kisses Emmett and he kisses her back!}
Seth: So when exactly are you gonna get all done for this?
Emmett: Umm what do you mean Love? All done with what?
Seth: Gothifing yourself!
Emmett: it will take like two seconds tops … to get ready and then I will probably only stay like that for the day at school tomorrow …… I don't know maybe longer!
Seth: Oh yeah and tomorrow is school pictures (laughs)
Emmett: ………But I'm a senior so I don't need to take them Love?
Seth: Lucky! I'm a junior so I have to
Emmett: Sorry Sethy! … love you ….. I'm sorry!
Bella: It's ok Seth only one more year.
Seth: Yeah, you're a senior to Bella?
Bella: Yeah, sorry about that Sis!
Edward: (laugh) Yeah we all are sorry about pictures
Seth: Meany heads
Everyone: Sorry Seth!
Seth: So Emmy will you be there while they take the picture.
Emmett: Yeah I probably will ……………why?
Seth: Just wondering the lady sucks ass
Emmett: (Laugh) really ……….ahhhhhh
Seth: mhm and you being around will make me smile
Emmett: Ok then I will be there ….. With the suck ass lady and the rest of the stupid people ……
Seth: Awwww ! Well at least I will be there?
Emmett: Well yeah of course I wouldn't if you weren't there Love!
Seth: (laugh) that should make up for the suck ass lady and the stupid people
Emmett: Yep that it does Love that it does ……………………
{Seth kisses Emmy and cuddles close to him}
Emmett: (holds her tight and rocks her gently) You make everything thing better Love!
Seth: Awwww yay! (laughs)
Bella: Awww how sweet
Edward: you know its true! you girl make everything about OUR live perfect
Bella: (giggles then both girls blush) I think you got that back wards AGAIN! Edward. Its you two that make our live better !
Edward: (chuckles) if you say so Love …. (hold her tight)
Seth: well here. We all make each others lives better!
Bella Edward and Emmett: (nod) Yep that works … (they all laugh)
Seth: So Emmy when are you coming over?
Emmett: any time you want me Love!
Seth: you can come at what ever time you want
Emmett: hmm how about now?
{Bella giggles}
Seth: If you want or if you want to wait you can
Emmett: what ever you want my love its your house (laugh)
{After school, all day dressed as a Goth}
Seth: So what did Esme say when she saw Emmy?
Edward: she hasn't yet; her and dad are out hunting …….. Due back in about 10 minutes (laughs) I can't wait!
Seth: He hasn't changed yet?
Edward: Nope he wants to see what she says ……. He is so DEAD (laughs loader)
Seth: I don't want him getting grounded again school is not fun with out him and I feel safe when he is there!
Edward: Its ok she hates doing that so much it only happens about twice a year and its never to close together (laugh)
Seth: So what's you been up too? have you killed Eric yet?
{Inside joke about Eric and the spiked cookies!}
Edward: umm no but I have been working all day so not much time ……… for killing (laughs)
Seth: (laughs too) does Emmy know?
Edward: yeah I just told him an hour ago ….. So he will help us kill him tomorrow
Seth: I'm sorry Baby, but Eric is in love with you.
Edward: What?
Seth: that was to Emmett.
Edward: Yes I know and how did you get to that conclusion?
Emmett: yeah …………HOW?
Seth: He lased Bella's Oreo to get to you Edward and laced mine to get to Emmy! Why else would he have to drug us. That and I see Eric eyeing Emmy all the time (laughs)
Edward: HE DRUGGED me to, thank you?
Seth: that's so you couldn't fight (laugh)
Emmett: (very confused) He drugged you?
Edward: Oh yeah. I didn't mention that to you did I ……….. oh well!
Seth: (kisses Emmett then looks at Emmett)
Seth thinks: wonder how he would look with a snake bite
{Emmett kisses back and Edward groans.}
Emmett: …. Dude fuck off!
Seth: Stay out of my fucking head Edward Anthony Cullen
Edward: Seth that's not really something ANYONE should think about thank you
Emmett: ? Think about what ?
Seth: What you would look like with a snake bite
Emmett: ? Snake bite?
Seth: it's a piercing right here (points to his lip)
Emmett: Why that's weird ? … And that would make kissing weird?
Edward: EMMETT KNOCK IT OFF!
Emmett: (laughs) Sorry just having fun……..
Seth: No it would be hot!
Edward: Sure it would (rolls his eyes then under his breath) stupid piercing and stupid looks!
{Bella come in and see Emmett still in the Goth cloths.}
Bella: Oh hey Seth what's up? Emmy aren't you changing?
Edward: (kisses her) Hello Love!
Bella; (giggles and kisses him back) Hi Edward
Emmett: Nope not yet (laughs)
{Seth laughs}
Bella: Umm did I miss something Seth?
Seth: Do you think he would?
Bella: ? Think who would what Seth?
{Edward and Emmett laugh}
Seth: I think Emmy would look hot with a snake bite!
Bella: ….. Oh, is that what I missed … why is he getting one? (She busts out laughing)
Emmett: ……..HEY?
Seth: No I think he would look hot with it but its up to him if he gets it!
Emmett: I don't know maybe …… if you would really like it ……
Bella: Emmett that's ummmm yeah never mind (laughs harder)
Seth: Let me see?
{Edward and Bella laugh}
Seth: (runs up to her jewelry box in Emmy's room then back down) Try this on Baby! (She hands him a fake lip ring)
Emmett: Ummm ok sure! ….. (puts it on) ….. Well?
Seth: Hot! Just like I knew it would be!
Emmett: COOL!
{Edward and Bella are still laughing then Seth kisses Emmett with the ring still on and he kisses her back}
Seth: Was it weird?
Emmett: It was ….. A little but I think I'll get used to it …… if you really like it?
Seth: Yes I do but how can you do it when you are a vampire!
Edward: (Laughs harder now [thinking about it])
Bella: (stops laughing) Yeah that's a good question?
Emmett: Oh that's the fun part (sarcastically) ……and you need good timing (starts laughing now)
Seth: Oh ok so Emmy will you pierce your lip for me?
Emmett: (chuckles) if that's what you wish Love?
Seth: Well are you okay with it?
Emmett: If you are then so am I Love! ………… So should I or what?
Seth: Hell yeah, you look hot!
Emmett: (chuckle louder) Ok sure Love ……. Anything to make you happy!
Bella: (giggles) Wow Emmy You do look good ………
Seth: but how can you ……. You have skin made of marble?
Emmett: Well I can take care of that. Don't worry about it Love!
{Edward laughs loudly}
Seth: what's so funny?
Emmett: Nothing never mind him Love……………
Edward: (Still laughing) Its nothing Sis! …
Bella and Seth: (very confused.)
Emmett: (Vampire speed) Dude cut it out!
Seth: Ok so when do you want to do this?
Emmett: I will do it after school tomorrow if you want?
Seth: (giggles) Ok well why not tonight so I can see you like that tomorrow?
Emmett: Ummm well ….. Its uhhh ? ………….
Edward: Its not a good idea tonight he will need Alice and she left for the night!
Emmett: Oh yeah! that's why? (vampire speed) thanks bro!
{Bella laughs at Emmett!}
Seth: But if you don't want to its okay. You don't have to if you don't want to Baby! I just think you look hot like that!
Emmett: No, no its just I couldn't think of where she went. Sorry! No I love the idea Love! I will need her 'help' to pierce me.
{Edward laughs at the thought of this again}
Seth: Ok well who is actually piercing you then?
Bella: (looks at Edward who is just about dying [again] with laughter) Edward are you ok? (He laughed so hard he fell from his chair)
Emmett: Its nothing …. Its not really like a piercing for us but it will look the same……
{Emmett thinks to Edward: Cool it bro or I will so hurt you!}
Seth: Ok what the fuck is wrong with Edward?
Bella: (shrugs) I don't know?
Edward: No, … no …..(still laughing hard) .. I… I'm … fine ……
Emmett: (rolls his eyes) He lost his mind that's all.
Seth: Ok so if its not a piercing what is it?
Emmett: Ummm its ummm …… well don't worry about that part ok …. Its fine Love …..(he glares at Edward)
{Emmett thinks: Get THE FUCK UP and COOL IT NOW!}
Seth: You are worrying me now. If its not a big deal why won't you tell me ?
Bella: yeah and how is it even possible to begin with ?
Emmett: Ummm well ….. You see……(sighs trying to think of how to say it )
{Edward starts to calm down and sits by Bella still chuckling a little.}
Bella: ? You ok now?…..
{Edward nods}
Emmett: Its …..just a little different then a normal piercing!
Seth: How much different?
Emmett: Well its not permanent on us the hole heals faster …… it holds a lot better you can't just rip it out ……and well to get the hole …. Its not really a shot like that piercing gun thing does it?
{Edward chuckles more now………….}
Seth: So how do you do it?
Emmett: that's not important its just not something we do a lot of the time?
{Edward was laughing again [not quiet as bad as before]}
Bella: really Edward are you ok?
Edward: Yep! …. (chuckles) .. I'm fine!
Seth: yeah and Emmett what do you mean?
Emmett: Its nothing its ….. (Sighs) ….. DUDE FUCK IT EDWARD! ……KNOCK IT OFF! (wide eyes because he realized he said that out load) umm Opps………
Bella: Emmett, Edward what's going on?
Edward: (Laughs again) Its nothing.
Seth: What the fuck is going on? Someone tell me RIGHT NOW!
Bella: Yeah that would be nice (getting very pissed like Seth)
Edward: Sorry girls (chuckles) … its really nothing ……. Just me pitching Emmett getting cut up healing faster then Alice and Jasper can work and cut him again and again … ect, ect, ect (he laughs again)
Emmett: Gee thanks bro! (sarcastically)
Seth: HE IS GONNA WHAT!
Bella: WHAT?
Edward: Yep sure thing Bro! (turns to Seth) Well they can't do it fast enough without me but its more fun to watch them all try {Edward laughs}
Bella: ? Edward that's not funny!
Edward: Yes it is …
Emmett: Not cool Edward!
Seth: Oh my fucking God!
Emmett: Seth its really nothing……. And you should really blame him. He's the only one really fast enough and HE WON'T HELP! And, and, and, Ummm well I got nothing …..SORRY!
{Seth puts her head in her hands}
Emmett: Seth? You ok?
Seth thinks: Why the fuck am I asking him to do this ….and why the fuck won't you help him Edward! I know you can't stay out of my fucking head!
Edward: Yeah but you told me to stay out ….. So which is it Seth? (laugh) OH and because its funny ………..
{Seth Mentally kicks the shit out her self}
Bella: Edward that's cruel .. You should help them!
Edward: (sighs) yeah I know and I WAS going to help him ……until he told me that I should do it too and that he would tell Bella if I didn't! …………. SO I told him NO!
Seth: (looks at Edward with tears in her eyes) No don't worry about any of it (gets up and walks out)
Emmett: SETH! (glares at Edward) What the FUCK! (gets up and runs after her) SETH! Seth wait please?
{Seth goes to the secret garden}
Emmett: (Follows her there) Seth please talk to me?
Seth: (sits on the bench knees in her chest) I'm So Sorry!
Emmett: ? (Surprise crosses his face) YOU ARE SORRY?.WHY?
Seth: I don't want you to get hurt but I think you would look hot with the piercing!
Emmett: Its not going to hurt Love! Its just Edward is an ASS and thinks its funny to see Alice get frustrated and Jasper get sad because she is. all because they aren't fast enough… IT WON'T HURT ! Seth really this is nothing to worry about its just …. Well Edward can be a real ASS sometimes!
Seth: Promise its all ok?
Emmett: Yes Love I promise!
{The next day Edward does help Emmett and he gets the snake bit in before school then Seth comes over after school to hang out with Emmett and everyone.}
Emmett: So you need me to do anything Sethy?
Seth: I don't know what you can do ?
Emmett: Well there is a lot I CAN do …… but is there anything you need?
Seth: Like food and Pepsi?
Emmett: Ok (he runs to get some …… hands them to her) Here Love!
Seth: (eats and drinks) You know that lip ring really suits you!
Emmett: (chuckles) Really … thanks Love!
{Seth kisses Emmett and he kisses back}
Seth: I love you Emmy!
Emmett: I love you Sethy ….. Now and forever Love! ALWAYS!
Seth: Awwww (she hugs him close) you are so sweet!
Emmett: (chuckles as he holds her close too) Thanks Love but its all true!
Seth: I know! Vampires are the only ones who can love forever!
Emmett: Yeah I've heard that too !
Seth: Technically its true!
Emmett: Yeah I guess it is … its still cute!
Seth: Yeah! You know you were hot as a Goth ……… just saying!
Emmett: (laughs) Yeah I think it was cool ….. Fun for a while; even mommy said it was kind of cute!
Seth: Yeah! (laughs) So you think you would ever go Goth permanently?
Emmett: hmmm I don't know ….. You think I should?
Seth: It would be very, very sexy!
Emmett: hmmm ….. Maybe I should then ……….
Seth: (laughs) that and it would scare all the guys in school!
Emmett: Yeah that's true …. Hmm yeah maybe ……..
Seth: Well I think its amazingly hot on you okay!
Emmett: Its ok ……… I think its cute that you like it (chuckles)
Seth: Well maybe on Tuesday we both can go Goth!
Emmett: hmm Okay lets do it Love! I think that would be very hot!
Seth (laughs) And would scare the guys and girls (laughs again)
Emmett: Yeah that's a plus!
Seth: (cuddles closer to Emmett)
Emmett: (Holds her close and kisses the top of her head)
Seth: We will be the scariest couple (laughs)
Emmett: Yep! (laughs with her)
Seth: I think you should totally go Goth, you would be very hot!
Emmett: Yeah? … Well ok. Sure anything for you, Love!
Seth: Awwww!…. That's hot (giggles)
Emmett: (smiles wide) I'm GLAD! Seth I love you!
Seth: I love you Emmy!
Emmett: So … What do you want to do now, Love?
Seth: I don't know?
Emmett: K. We can just stay like this for now then. (holds her a little closer to him)
Seth: Do you want to watch a movie?
Emmett: (Shrugs) I'm fine like this. I was just wondering if you wanted to do anything else?
{Edward walks in with Bella in his arms}
Bella: Hi guys!
Edward: Hello … You two comfy? (Laughs)
Seth: Yeah, so?
{Emmett laughs}
Edward: Oh, nothing (Laughs again)
Bella: So Seth you feeling better?
Seth: A little.
Bella and Emmett: That's good!
Edward: (Laughs)
Seth: Okay, so what were you asking Emmy?
Emmett: (looks confused) I don't know? I asked if you wanted to do anything else but …. Other than that I forget?
Seth: You asked multiple times like you had something in mind?
Emmett: Nope, just wondering what I could do to make you happier.
Bella: (giggles) Awww!
Seth: (kisses Emmett) I'm happy like this!
Emmett: (kisses Seth back) That's good!
Seth: (lays her head on his shoulder)
{Edward takes Bella to the love seat to sit with her on his lap while Emmett holds tighter to Seth as she plays with his lip ring and giggles}
Emmett: (Chuckles with her)
Seth: Hold on Emmy. I'll be right back! (gets up and runs to Emmett's room. …. They hear some rummaging and some unintelligent language)
Emmett: Seth? … Are you ok up there!
Seth: (yells down) Yeah! …. Where the fuck is that stupid mother fucking shirt!
Edward: (laughs)
Bella: Seth what are you doing?
Emmett: YOU SURE, Love!
Seth: Yeah! …………. What the fuck is it doing THERE!
Emmett: Seth? … What's wrong Love?
Seth: Nothing (puts the shirt on and goes back down to relax the day away with Emmett)
………………………………............................................................
6. {The perfect punishment and Bella's hell}
Seth: So, Edward are you okay?
Edward: Nope, not really.
Seth: Awww (hugs him)
Edward: (hugs her back) Yeah thanks Sis.
Seth: Is Emmy being good?
Edward: Yep Bella made him help with dinner…. Well sit and watch as she cooked anyway! (laughs)
Seth: (laughs) So what happened to him…. When he spiked Alice's mountain dew? {Inside joke about a midnight laugh fest blamed on Pepsi and Mountain Dew}
Edward: Esme punished him…… It was perfect really! …. Mom is really scary sometimes! (chuckles)
Seth: What did she do?
Edward: She made it so he has to listen to and do ANYTHING Bella tells him for two weeks!
Seth: OH. MY. GOD! Awwww my poor Baby.
Edward: Yeah poor Emmy (sarcastically)… Bella is the one that has to be followed around for two weeks. You know she hates that too. My poor Bella! ……. But still its great!
Seth: Awww! So I'm like alone at school tomorrow?
Edward: Well … Bella can tell him to go to you; if you want. (chuckles) Total control!
Seth: Yeah. If she wants to be left alone she can tell him to follow me.
Edward: Yeah, I think she may take you up on that some of the time.
Seth: I don't mind. (laughs)
Edward: Yeah.
Bella: (Storms into the room) Uhggrrr …. EMMETT GO SIT DOWN!
Emmett: (slowly follows after looking shamed)Ok. ……… Sorry Sissy!
Edward: (looks up confused) What happened now?
Seth: Belly what's going on?
Bella: (Glares at Emmett as he goes to sit in the corner) I HATE this! I can't do anything with THAT! (points to Emmett)
Emmett: (puts his head down) Sorry Sissy.
Edward: (chuckles and wraps Bella in his arms) Sorry Love!
Bella: (sighs at his touch) It's ok …. Emmett just sit there ok.
Emmett: (just nods yes and looks at the floor; still feeling sorry)
Seth: Awww (hugs Emmett) I feel so bad.
Emmett: (just sits there)
Bella: (glares at Emmett again) Oh, For goodness sake! You can HUG her you stupid literal vampire!
Edward: (chuckles again)
Seth: No he don't want to. (Goes to walk away all sad.)
Emmett: (grabs and hugs Seth close to him) Of course I did! But I HAVE to do as she says.
Bella: Remind me to ask Esme WHY I'M being punished too. This sucks!
Edward: Oh com on Bella. Just think of the possibilities and you'll feel better!
Bella: I will not feel better, thank you.
Emmett: Seth, I really did but mommy said……….. Well I'm being punished REALLY!
Seth: (sits back on the couch looking sad)
Emmett: (is stuck on the floor looking hurt and sad … he calls to her) Please come back?
Bella: (Looks at both of them) SEE! Now they both are sad ………. And its MY fault!
Edward: No its his!
Bella: NO. Mine!
Edward: (stubbornly states) HIS!
Bella: MINE! (equally stubborn)
Seth: No Bella. Its his. He doesn't like hugging me.
Emmett: No Sissy. Its mine. (hears what Seth said) Wait what? … Why wouldn't I want to Seth? Of course I do; but I CAN'T!…..
Bella: You are sooo Frustrating Emmett!
Seth: Cause you're still mad from school
Emmett: I'm not mad Seth….And I'm sorry Sissy!
Bella: Uhggrrr …(Sighs)
Edward: (Kisses Bella's forehead) Its ok Bella, They will fix this. Go back to cooking ok.
Seth: Bella come here really quick.
Bella: (sighs and starts to walk to Seth) Emmett I am telling you to STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN … But anything you need to do so things get fixed here… then DO! (walks up to Seth) Yes?
{Edward sits in a chair}
Seth: You do know you can tell him to leave you alone! Tell him to bug me or something. Right?
Bella: Yeah, I think I might do that sometime….. Oh and he really did want to hug you…. But Esme told him he COULDN'T do anything without getting my permission! What was she thinking! WHY ME? (sighs deeply) Oh well, I'm going to cook. don't be mad at him. (turns back to Emmett) DON'T just sit there, I said FIX this!
{Seth giggles a little}
Emmett: (Suddenly jumps up and slowly walks towards Seth and Bella … Still looking sorry) I'm SO SORRY Sethy… Really I am!
Bella: (rolls her eyes) Ok. I'm going to cook now. STAY OUT! (walks out as Edward starts laughing at Emmett)
Seth: So you're not mad?
Emmett: (Shakes his head no, a lot) Are you?
Seth: no. Do you want to hug me?
Emmett: YES! …. If you want me to?
{Edward Rolls his eyes}
Seth: You know I want you to.
Emmett: (Hugs Seth)
Seth: (hugs him back, Smiling)
Emmett: (smiles) YAY! Sooo, Are we ok again? (looks at the floor again)
Seth: Okay. Yeah. (runs into the kitchen to Bella) Can you tell him to sit please?
Bella; Uhggrrr … Emmett SIT!
Emmett: (sits on the floor … right then and there)
Seth: (Starts to laugh)
Edward: (Busts out laughing)
Bella: UHGGRRR!
Seth: (hit's the floor laughing) You know its funny!
Bella: (getting more frustrated) Yeah, Well it was the first OH 50 Times maybe. …. This is just driving me crazy!
Seth: (Gets up) I'm sorry Sissy.
Bella: EMMETT! ….. Listen to Seth for a while! (turns to Seth) You have 'fun' for now.
Emmett: (smiles wide)
{Edward still cracking up laughing at Emmett}
Seth: (Laughs and hugs Bella) I love you Belly!
Bella: (laughs too and hugs her back) Now, maybe I can cook.
Seth: Yeah.
Bella: Ok, go have fun (laughs again)
Seth: (walks over to Edward)
Edward: (looks up still laughing a little) Yes Seth?
{Seth sits on Edward's lap Edward stops laughing and Emmett looks up very confused}
Seth: So? What should I do?
Edward: (chuckles)… Just don't kill him. You won't like that later. But Bella did say 'Have fun!'
Seth: Yeah. True (grins wickedly)
{Emmett smile slowly fades}
Seth: Awww
{Edward chuckles}
Seth: (gets up and hugs Emmett)
Emmett: (hugs her back) … Oh wait! Can I do that?
Seth: Yes, You can (laughs)
Emmett: Oh, Ok! (hugs her again)
Seth: Sit on the couch Sweetie.
Emmett: Ok (sits on the couch)
{Seth sits on his lap}
Edward: (Floats off into the kitchen, fearing Bella alone with the knives.)
{Ok well mostly just wanting to be with Bella rather than with Emmett and Seth; with her on his lap it can't end well for his mind.}
Seth: You know. You shouldn't have done that!
Emmett: (very confused) … Shouldn't have done what?
Seth: Spiked Alice's Mountain Dew.
Emmett: OOOOHHHHhhhh! Yeah that. ……… I know and I didn't mean to make Mommy tell Bella she had to control me.
Seth: Well you shouldn't have done it Emmy.
Emmett: Sorry.
Seth: Ok, Emmy. You better not do it again ok?
Emmett: Yeah I know… and I won't!
Seth: (kisses him)
Emmett: (kisses her back)
Seth: (calls into the kitchen) SO Belly what's you making?
Bella: (calls back) I am making Stromboli …. That ok?
Seth: Oh fuck Yes!
Edward: (chuckles)
Seth: Oh wait, I'm sorry Eddie, If that hurt your head. I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry!
Edward: (laughs) Oh… its fine.
Bella: (giggles) Seth what were you thinking about just now?
Seth: I was thinking about Stromboli.
Edward: Yep… that's all. (chuckles again)
Emmett: (confused and curious) What's so funny? (turns to look at Seth)
Seth: It was nothing Emmy.
Emmett: Oh, ok.
Seth: Okay. (gets up and turns on some music) I'm Bored.
{Emmett stays still, watching Seth as she starts to dance around the room to Numa, Numa. Emmett sits watching Seth}
Seth: (keeps dancing around) Ha.
{Bella and Edward start giggling and chuckling from the kitchen, as they cook}
Seth: (starts to dance around to Barbie Girl Song)
Emmett: (sits there smiling and Watching Seth have fun)
Seth: (starts singing to Emmett)
Emmett: (laughs)
{Bella and Edward walk out hand-in-hand and see Seth dancing)
Bella: (laughs) Umm Hi (giggles) Seth… Emmett.
Edward: (chuckles)
Seth: Hi! (looks at Emmett and sings again)
{Edward takes Bella to a chair to watch Seth have fun}
Seth: (sings to Emmett) Make me walk, make me scream, Do what ever you please…..
Emmett: (smiles wide and he laughs)
{Everyone laughs}
Seth: (keeps dancing around and having a blast)
Emmett: (suddenly looks over at Bella …. Then back to Seth and again to Bella)
Edward: (laughs)
Emmett: (continues to look back between them confused)
Bella: ….. What?
Seth: (dances to super massive Black hole)
Edward: (Chuckles) … He doesn't know WHO he is listening to anymore! (Breaks out laughing now)
Bella: … Oh! ………? (laughs)
Emmett: Yeah … Well you said listen to her for now. …… How LONG is for now?
Seth: (Isn't really listening .. Too busy dancing)
Bella: … As long as I'm NOT cooking, I don't mind 'baby sitting' You Emm. But when I am YOU ARE ALL SETH'S … Got it!
Emmett: (chuckles) Ok then. (goes back to watching Seth)
Edward: (laughs)
Seth: (Spins and twirls around the room)
Emmett: Oh… careful Love!
Seth: Huh? .. What? (falls over the end of the table)
Emmett: (Flinches and is frozen) OH SHIT!
Seth: (starts laughing on the floor)
Bella: ……… Well! .. Help Her!
Emmett: (rushes to her in a panic) YOU OK!
Bella: Gees Emm!
{Seth keeps laughing until Emmett notices her wrist and stares in horror}
Emmett: ……. SETH? (looks at her wrist that is bent in the wrong direction)
Bella: Oh that's sooo not good.
Seth: (slowly stops laughing … the pain hits and screams
{Emmett goes into complete panic mood}
Emmett: SETH oh SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! … Umm come on … (picks her up and yells) CARLISLE! Carlisle!
Seth: (cries out in pain)
Carlisle: (comes running down) what's… (Sees Seth crying and Emmett rushing around freaking out) EMMETT PUT HER DOWN.
Emmett: DADDY! ….. Seth is, is …. IS?
Carlisle: Is?
Bella: Hurt … Emm she is hurt.
Seth: (still crying out in pain)
Carlisle: Oh I see. Emmett put her down. Calm down and stop running around.
Emmett: (still rushing around panicking)
Bella: Emmett FREEZE!
Emmett: (Stops suddenly and … freezes)
Carlisle: (looks at Bella and Emmett confused but lets it be..)
Seth: (laughs at Emmett and cries out in pain again)
Bella: Emmett Down!
{Emmett immediately puts Seth down gently on the couch}
Carlisle: (shakes his head slightly) Ok then… now lets see that wrist Seth. (examines her wrist)
Edward: Mom punished Emmett …. He can't do anything without listening to Bella.
{Seth thinks: Shit! .. This hurts but Emmett is so fucking funny}
Edward: (chuckles) Yes, I know Seth.
Carlisle: What happened Seth?
Emmett: SHE'S HURT DADDY!
Carlisle: (sighs) I can see that Emmett … Seth?
Seth: Fell…. Dancing.
Carlisle: Oh, I see… ok well hold still (looks over the wrist) You might need a braise and … I'm going to have to bend it back…
{Emmett looks up wide eyes and is about to pull Seth off the couch}
Bella: EMMETT! … Sit.
{Emmett suddenly sat there on the floor; Indian style}
Seth: okay.
Edward: (trying very hard to hold off laughing because Seth is hurt but Emmett is so funny… it was hard)
Carlisle: Thank you Bella. …. Ok now Seth hold still. Edward please get my b… (Edward gets the bag before he finishes) Oh Yes thank you. (works to fix her hand)
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7. {Emmett has something he wants to say}
Bella: Hey Seth!
Emmett: I'm out. Gone for the weekend … Hunting! Bye-Bye Love (Kisses Seth and walks to the door)
Seth: Hold on (runs after Emmett and gives him a kiss)
Emmett: (smiles)
Seth: You better be good Baby!… I love you Emmy bear!
Emmett: Oh I will! Love you too Sethy!
Edward: (chuckles)
Bella: What's so funny?
Seth: (Holds Emmett closer and takes a sniff)
Edward: Its nothing… just them. (Chuckles)
Seth: You used the cologne I got you!
Emmett: Well yeah, You wanted me too right!
Seth: Yeah. But I didn't think you would.
Emmett: … Why not Sethy?
Edward: (chuckles again)
Bella: I don't get the joke.
Seth: Cause you have your own … thought if you didn't like it you wouldn't have to use it.
Emmett: I like it. But more importantly you like it sooo I wear it! (holds Seth closer and kisses the top of her head) I love you Sethy!
{Edward chuckles again and Bella gives him a weird look}
Seth: I love you Sethy (giggles) .. Opps I meant Emmy!
{Everyone laughs}
Emmett: Its ok Love! You should love you too! (laughs)
Edward: Emmett If you are going to keep thinking that then just SAY IT! (laughs)
Seth: Huh?
Bella: Yeah.. Huh?
Emmett: Dude. Shut up! … No one asked you.
Edward: (chuckles)
Bella: What's going on with you two today?
Edward: Its nothing. Emm want to say something but he won't (laughs)
Emmett: Dude Shhhh!
Seth: Eddie I think you should go hunting. You might be cranky cause your hungry.
Edward: I'm not cranky Sis. In fact I'm in a very good mood, Thank you.
{Emmett glares at Edward}
Seth: Emmy what do you want to ask?
Emmett: (Glares more at Edward) Its nothing Love, Just forget it ok.
Edward: (laughs)
Bella: Edward why are you trying to get him in trouble here?
Edward: I'm not … but when he does say it you will see why!
Emmett: Shut it Bro!
Seth: Emmy please? (gets sad)
Emmett: Oh Seth .. Its…. Don't get sad.
Bella: Ahhhh poor Seth.
Edward: (laughs) Go ahead BRO … tell her.
Emmett: (glares back at Edward .. Sighs and turns back to Seth) Its just that……(deep breath)
Edward: Well go on dude. She's waiting!
Emmett: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Edward: (chuckles)
Emmett: (sighs and takes a deep breath) I LOVE YOU SETHY PIE! (runs out the door and disappears before any of them could blink)
Bella: …………. WHAT …… was .. That!
{Edward cracks up laughing and hits the floor}
Seth: (Gets really sad) …. What,… what did I do?
Edward: (stops laughing and jumps up raising an eye brow at her) Really Seth? Don't you get it?
Bella: Get what?…. That was rude!
Seth: What are you talking about (still sad and now confused)
Edward: (chuckles once) Girls … Emm has been DIEING to call Seth that. …. You know 'Sethy Pie' (Cracks up laughing again)
Bella: ….. (giggles) Really!
Edward: (laughs and nods) Yep.
Seth: He thinks I'd be mad at him for that?
Edward: (shrugs) I don't know why he didn't before. He wasn't thinking about that. But any time he said Sethy … he AWAYS thought pie after (laughs again)
Bella: Wow…. Emmett is so weird.
Seth: (goes and sits in a chair)
Bella: (curls up with Edward on the couch)
Seth: (sits there silent)
Bella: (looks over to Seth) You ok Seth?
Seth: (deep in thought) Huh. What?
Bella: (Chuckles) You ok?
Seth: Yeah.
Bella: Ok.
Seth: (stares off into space, thinks of rapid images [Not dirty] of Emmett)
Edward: Seth? … You sure your alright?
Seth: (Uses her fake smile and fake happy tone) yeah great.
Edward: (sighs) OK what's up?
Bella: Yeah Seth? If something wrong tell us.
Seth: (tries not to cry) Its nothing.
Bella: Ahh Seth its ok.
Edward: It might help to talk about it Sis?
Seth: No, cause you will think I'm an idiot.
Bella: Of course we won't
Edward: We won't Seth, just tell us.
{Seth thinks: God they will think am an Idoit when I tell them that I already miss Emmett}
Edward: Seth, is that all? … You're not an idiot. I feel that way all the time with Bella. Sometimes before she's even gone.
Bella: What? … Feel what with me?
Edward: (smiles at Bella) I MISS YOU Love!
Bella: OH! … You miss Emmett? Awww how sweet (gets up and give Seth big hug) He'll be back soon.
Seth: (hugs back) Yeah I know.
{Seth thinks: God I'm an idiot. Why the hell do I miss him this much; its not like I don't know if he is coming back.}
Edward: Seth its nothing. We all miss the one we love no matter how long they are gone!
Bella: Even if its just a second or two.(giggles)
Edward: Well don't worry, He won't last all weekend anyway. (chuckles)
Seth: Well I feel like an idiot.
Bella: Yeah, I know that feeling too.
Edward: We all do! (laughs) Even Emmett!
Seth: But he doesn't miss me as much as I miss him… and I don't expect him to. I'm just some girl.
Bella: I know that one too.
Edward: SOME GIRL? …. If he heard you, he'd flip Seth! (sighs) You two got it all wrong. We miss you just as much……If not MORE! Why don't you belive that?
Seth: Cause you guys could have anyone you wanted but you settle for us.
Edward: SETTLE?
Bella: Yes, you settle. You could do so much better.
Seth: Yeah.
Edward: Ha! Like who? ………… No one could be better than you two!
Bella: Yeah right. Anyone would be better.
Seth: Jessica, Angela, Amy, Mandy, Anyone else
Edward: …JESSICA? Are you KIDDING ME?
Bella: NO she's right plus there's Tanya and all the other vampire girls too!
Seth: mhm.
{Edward stares blankly at them both}
Seth: (hugs Bella tightly)
Bella: (hugs her back)
Seth: OH .. Don't think that we aren't ecstatic about having you CAUSE WE ARE!
Bella: Oh Yes, Yes that's true.
Edward: (sighs deeply) Girls look….. No never mind. Its nothing.
Bella: what?
{Edward goes to sit in a chair across the room}
Bella: (whispers to Seth) Whats his problem? …. So much for his good mood.
Seth: (whispers back) I know right.
Bella: (sighs) Oh well … So what, who cares if we don't deserve them…….
Seth: yeah True.
{Edward rolls his eyes and just sinkings into the chair, staring at the wall}
Seth: (whipsers to Bella) Should we go sit on Eddie's lap and give him a kiss on the cheek?
Bella: (giggles and whispers back) I was just thinking that.
{They get up and go sit on Edward's lap, he is spacing out so seems to not notice.}
Bella: (giggles)
Edward: (chuckles looking up at them now) Hello Girls!
Seth: On 3 Bella?
Bella: One!
Edward: (rasies an eye brow at them in confuesion)
Seth: Two!
Bella: THREE!
{Seth and Bella lean in and kiss Edward; one on each side cheek}
Edward: (laughs)
Bella and Seth: (giggle)
Seth: Does that help a little, Eddie?
Edward: Yeah you both really know how to help a guy out.
Bella: (laughs)
Seth: we are girls that's what we do (laughs)
{They all laugh}
Seth: Hey Bella You hungry?
Bella: Umm Yeah I think I am. What do you have in mind?
Seth: I think we still have those cheesy bread sticks, from pizza hut.
Bella: Yum! That sounds good.
Edward: (chuckles) Ok, You two wait here and I'll get some.
{Edward comes back with the food and sits with the girls so they climb back on his lap}
Edward: Here you are Ladies! (chuckles)
Seth: Nice!
Bella: Thanks!
Edward: (chuckles) My pleasure.
{They start eating}
Seth: God I miss Emmy.
Edward: yeah.
{They finish eating and Seth's cell plays Super massive black hole}
Bella: (giggles)
Seth: Damn him for changing my ringtones.
Edward: (laughs)
Seth: (Grabs the phone) Hello?
Emmett: Hi Sethy?
Seth: HI Emmy! So you know you can call me Sethy pie if you want. Its fine with me.
Emmett: REALLY! I like it a lot really. Sooo how's your night going Love?
Seth: Its been going great (lying through her teeth)
Emmett: I can hear that you know? …. Tell me what happened.
Bella: Hey Emmett!
Seth: I promise Its great. (still lying)
Emmett: (sighs) Seth really you should………
Edward: SHE MISSES YOU ….STUPID!
Bella: (giggles) Edward that was a little mean.
Seth: OH. MY. GOD. EDWARD!
Emmett: OH, Is that it? ……. Sorry Sethy Pie I MISS you too.
Seth: Bella Kick Edward for me PLEASE! (glares at Edward)…. Yes, Yes I do okay.
Bella: (giggles)
Edward: She already did Seth.
Seth: MORE!
Emmett: (laughs) Don't hurt yourself Bells
Bella: Ok Sissy
Emmett: Its ok Love I really miss you as well and I'm glad he told me! I will be back soon I swear Love!
Seth: Okay
Emmett: Ok
Seth: Well I don't want to ruin you fun?
Emmett: Ha, its not much fun anyway…. Just a few deer and a small bear. I'd rather be with you.
Seth: I'm sorry.
Emmett: Why is that? … Its really fine Love!
Seth: Cause I am.
Emmett: Well I'm on my way home so I won't have to miss you much longer!
Seth: Awwww (kisses him through the phone)
{Edward and Bella laugh}
Emmett: Awwww (Kisses her back)
Seth: I can't wait to see you!
Emmett: Me to Love, me to!
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8. {Books are evil, ok just one.}
Seth: Hey Eddie
Edward: Hi
Seth: is Emmy being annoying?
Edward: nope
Seth: good Emmett!
Edward: I'm alone. I kicked him out
Seth: Why? (laughs)
Edward: He was annoying.
Seth: I'm sorry. What annoying thing did he do now?
Edward: usual
Seth: Like what?
Edward: talking. tapping and just plain "I'M BORED shit
Seth: awwww (laughs) talking about what?
Edward: you mostly. which was fine but he kept going back to "I miss her and shit" but wouldn't get off his ass to go see you. Did you yell at him lately or something?
Seth: yea cause he skipped class and he nearly tore a guys head off for looking down my shirt
Edward: well he was bound to do that.... After all, you know it pisses him off
Seth: yea but I didn't mean to I had no clue what any of those asses are gonna do.
Edward: yeah, well that's why Emm freaks. Neither does he.
Seth: Do you have any clue where he went?
Edward: Library?
Seth: Emmy at the library
{Seth laughs}
Edward: Bella wanted a book!
Seth: so you let him go with Bella?
Edward: She needed the ride and I needed a break. Or he would be broken Sorry Sis but he would be. So she agreed.
Seth: Hopefully he gets back soon and doesn't do something stupid
Edward: yeah .. and with MY Bella. That better NOT happen.
Seth: ok Eddie. BREATH!
Edward: No.
Seth: Deep calming breaths.
Edward: Not necessary
Seth: Well the library closes soon don't it?
Edward: yeah, I think?
Seth: Can't you hear him? Considering you are in every one's head!
Edward: not from this far? ... but when he gets closer
Seth: well at least you'll know, when he comes home.
Edward: yeah
Seth: well all you need to do is wait for sex to pop in your mind.
Edward: Gee, thanks! So looking forward to that. (sarcastically) ...........Well you're close But its not sex; thank the stars for that!
Seth: Do I even want to know?
Edward: It's just you. Nothing too bad
Bella: what are you talking about....
Seth: You!
Edward: My Bella's back!
Seth: and how utterly perfect you are
Bella: Sure, cause that's believable?
Edward: Yes, It is!
Bella: Seth! ... Emmett is going to be in a bad mood for a while. Sorry!
{Edward laughs}
Seth: what happened now?
Bella: I took him to the library. .... He found some … a book and he didn't like it much. (shrugs)
Edward: What happened?
Emmett: I HATE THE LIBRARY! (storms into the room stomping)
Seth: oh Baby what's wrong?
Emmett: ... SETHY! (smiles wide and then huffs into a pout again) I hate IT Love? ..... They don't like ME!
Bella: (giggle) ... it wasn't about YOU
Emmett: YEAH HUH
Seth: ok what happened use your words
Edward: This is so fun.
Emmett; IS NOT EDWARD! .... THEY HATE ME!
Bella: Again NOT YOU ... well not really
Edward: come on Emm. Speak!
Emmett: SHUT IT !
{Bella giggles}
Bella: Edward that's not nice.
Edward: But you laughed?
Emmett: SEEEEETTTTHHHHYYYY? (very whinny) I found this book about animals and pet owners and pets and ALL kinds of animals....... AND NO ONE LIKED THE BEARS, DOGS, OR EVEN THE MONKEYS....how do you NOT like the monkeys?
Bella: I told you it was a bad book
Emmett: It was MEAN! and HURTFULL? ..... (glares at the floor pouting)
Seth: Awww Honey, its okay
Emmett: No. It sucks.
Bella: It wasn't true Emm.
Emmett: It was in the book.
Edward: This is getting so much better (laughs)
Seth: Emmy its just a book Babe, nothing to get all worked up over
Emmett: Its a mean Book. I … I'M NEVER GOING BACK!
Seth: awwww does monkey man need a hug?
Edward: Emm... It was a kids book BRO?
{Bella giggles}
Emmett: SO? ... and yes I think I do Love? It was so mean.
Seth: (hugs Emmett) awwww my poor Baby! My poor overly sensitive baby
Emmett: (hugs her back as the others still laugh) So! .... I don't like MEAN.
Seth: awwww (hugs Emmett tighter) Its okay Honey!
Emmett: (Hugs Seth) Ok .... I guess
Emmett: But I'm still burning the BOOK.
Edward: What?
Bella: (sighs deeply) Emm you can't.
Emmett: Yes, Yes I can.... no kid should have to read it again!
Bella: No KID takes that part to heart Emm.
Emmett: (smile wide) Seth agrees.
Seth: No Emmy that is bad
Emmett: Fine. ....
Seth: That's a good boy (laughs)
Bella: Emmett... You can't burn a library book.
Emmett: But I can buy it THEN burn it.
Edward: Bro let it go.
Emmett: Fine.
{Seth wraps Emmett's arms around her}
Seth: Focus on me so the idea of that book goes away
Emmett: (gently pulls her closer)OK, Sorry Love!
{Seth giggles Bella laughs}
Seth: well just know, I LOVE monkeys, bears, and dogs (laughs)
Emmett: (smiles widely again and kisses Her) GOOD!
Seth: Yeah (laughs)
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9. {Muddy hat}
Seth: (notices Emm's hat) wow (laugh) nice hat btw
{Emmett shrugs}
Seth: (grabs the hat and runs laughing)
Emmett: ............... hey! ........ (chases her)
Bella: giggles
Seth: (runs from him laughing) I got your hat! I got your hat!
Emmett: (laughs and slowly chases her to play her game) I can get it back.
Seth: (laughs) or really (runs with wolf speed)
{Emmett stops and just watches her run sighing happily}
Bella: ... Emm go get her (laughs)
Seth: waves the hat in front of his face)
{Emmett turns to Bella while Seth holds it over a puddle of mud}
Emmett: But look, she's sooo pretty when she runs (turns back to Seth,) SETH? Wait? No, please I like that one! Please?
Seth: (starts to drop it) Then come get it Emmy!
Emmett: (wide smile and takes off running; before she can react he is behind her pulling her onto his shoulder and gets the hat) OK ... I got it!
{Seth shrieks and giggles}
Bella: (giggles)
Edward: having fun Sis?
Emmett: I am...
Seth: I am too (laughs) Hey Bella come here please?
Bella: ... why?
{Edward wraps her in his arms}
Edward: what for Seth?
Seth: I want to tell her something (laughs)
Emmett: She won't Bite Ed
Seth: hard
{At the same time Bella says under her breath …}
Bella: Much
Edward: (rolls his eyes playfully but lets Bella go) BE nice
Seth: I'm always nice.
Bella: (Giggles and runs over to Seth) Ok,
Seth: (lips grab the hat and throw it) I promise you are gonna be ok please
{Bella giggles}
Emmett: ... What's going on Seth?
Seth: nothing. (lips please it's fun for me)
Bella: (giggles) Its nothing Emm (turns to leave then whips around to get the hat and runs back to Edward while Emmett stands there stunned)
Edward: (laughs) ... Seth, Bella that's not nice
{Seth gets out of his grip}
Bella: but you laughed?
Seth: toss it!
Emmett: HEY!
Bella: Sorry Emm (Tosses it and lands in the puddle)
Seth: oops (laughs)
Emmett: Ah... oh my hat?
Seth: Oh my god. That wasn't supposed to happen Baby! Bella you have horrible aim (laughs)
Bella: oh ... Sorry I really do Sorry Emm
Seth: (cracks up laughing) I'm so, so sorry Baby (rolls on the ground laughing)
Emmet: ... (get the hat and laughs)
Seth: I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry Emmy that totally wasn't supposed to happen!
Bella: Yeah, my tossing sucks
Edward: It can be replaced
Emmet: (shrugs ) What ever Bells ... no big thing.
Seth: I'll buy you a new one Baby considering I'm the one who came up with the idea
Emmett: Nah, its ok.
{Seth gets up and slips in the same puddle that Emmett's hat went in}
Emmett: Seth? ... You ok?
Bella: Oh, Sis?
Seth: (laughs) I'm a dirty, dirty girl!
Emmett: (smiles wickedly and winks) .... Well, we should clean you up then!
Seth: (throws some mud at Emmett and laughs) I'm sorry Babe I had too!
Emmett: (shrugs ) Its ok!
Seth: Did I get you dirty?
Emmet: ... maybe a little (winks at her)
{Seth laughs}
Edward: (under breath)A little more, maybe.
{Bella giggles}
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10. {Dec.23.09}
Seth: Emmett is cuddling with me and I don't know why.
Edward: Christmas!
Bella: OH great! (sarcastically)
Seth: What about it?
Edward: (Shrugs) ..... Its one of his favorite holidays.... something about it makes him ....clingy!
Seth: Shit. A clingy Emmy; I'm fucked!
Bella: Yep ... good luck Sis
Seth: S.O.S, S.O.S!
Edward: Just remember NOT to break her Bro
Seth: I'm not worried about me. I'm worried about MY HOUSE
Bella: (laughs) yeah I would be too
Seth: Eddie help please pretty please. I'll help you with Bella's present
Edward: Umm I already got it and I don't know HOW I could help you here Sis .... other then tell him that you are too hurt to be touched and even then that could cause a problem !
Bella: WHAT PRESENT! ........ Edward what did I TELL YOU!
Seth: god. Damn it
Edward: Nothing Love, don't worry about it!
Bella: EDWARD!
Seth: Sorry Eddie
Edward: Thanks SIS! (sarcastically)
Seth: I'm helping him MAKE your present. Its homemade
Edward: not a penny was spent!
Bella: ........ Oh ..... well ok then!
Seth: think I saved your ass on that one (laughs)
Edward: But you were the one that put it there in the first place this time!
Seth: And I helped fix it so Shhhh
Bella: (sighs) ... Fine so .... I'm going to lay down ... BEHAVE all of you
Edward: Thanks Sis ..... and OK Love
Seth: But behaving is no fun Belly (laughs)
Bella: Well you don't count Sis ... Just the boys!
Seth: Yeah you boys behave (laughs)
Edward: Ok
{Bella leaves the room}
Seth: so what did you get her?
Edward: A blown glass rose. ... I made it. She always said she loved them.
Seth: Awwww! That's sweet!
Edward: Yep!