I wanted to play a prank sooo bad for some reason. I had something in mind, but who would I do it to? It definitely wouldn't be Kakuzu, Itachi, or Sasori. I got me a Dr. Pepper from the fridge and kept thinking.
Who? Just as I walked in the living room, I saw Kisame reading some scroll. I went into my room and waited a few minutes before going back in there. I'm probably going to regret this, but I want to do it to him.
Here goes, I casually went back in, sat my drink down, and leaned over his shoulder pretending to look at the scroll. "What you reading?" He sounded bored, "Information about some new mission." It was in Japanese so I couldn't read it even if I wanted to; I read English.
He didn't suspect a thing, so I leaned back and silently coated my forefingers with spit. I shoved my wet fingers in his ears at the same time, "WET WILLY!" I quickly got a reaction from him. He went "UGGGGGHHH!" from shock/disgust and then jumped up from the table as I ran away.
I kept smiling until he cornered me in the bathroom. He kept ringing out his ears and glaring at me. I beginning to think this wasn't a good idea. He approached me slowly and leaned his head down until we were eye level.
There was a wicked grin on face and that made me nervous. "I'm sorry." He shook his head, "It's too late now. I'm not going to hold this against you, however, you just wait." He pinned me against the wall and whispered in a deadly tone, "It may not be today, tomorrow, or a few days from now. When you least expect it, I'm…..going…to get you….back."
He kept grinning evilly and left me in there with a scared expression. I'm so dead! I cautiously went back to get my drink; he was back in his spot with the scroll. I walked closer and got my drink, he didn't so much as look at me except grin.
Deidara and Tobi came in from grocery shopping. I helped them put the groceries away until Kisame sneaked up behind me. He pushed me into the counter, reached over my shoulder, and grabbed a bag of chips. He chuckled when I froze from the contact, "Gonna getcha."
When he left, Deidara raised an eyebrow at me, "What was that about un?" I frowned, "He's gonna get me." "For what Olivee?" "I gave him a wet willy." Tobi gasped, "Olivee didn't?" I just nodded. Deidara thumped my forehead, "Do you want a death wish un?"
"I didn't know he was going to react that way, but he said he's going to get me back." "You're in for it Olivee." I patted his head, "I know Tobi, I know. It can't be that bad." I was dubious though.
By the end of the day, everyone heard about my…doing….and thought it was hilarious of course. Kakuzu said that's what I get for not using my head and pulling a Hidan. Kisame still kept messing with me too. He was thoroughly enjoying himself.
When the next day came around, it was peaceful afternoon until I went to get Tobi something from our room. Kisame grabbed me from behind and pushed me on my bed, he didn't do anything except grin that evil smirk. "I'm gonna getcha." When he got off me, I groaned in frustration, "Would it kill him to stop patronizing me!"
Night had fallen soon after and I just walked in the bathroom. BAM! I jumped and turned around to see Kisame slammed the door shut. Oh shit, here it comes! He tackled me and placed me on the floor. I tried to get back up but he pinned me down with his sheer weight. His knees were on my palms and I couldn't free them.
What's he going to do! He smirked and started to pull my shirt up. "Kisame, what…" He cut me off, "You'll see." He pulled it up just far enough to reveal my breasts and reached under my back to unfasten my bra. That was thrown up too and leaving my breast totally exposed.
I blushed from embarrassment, even more when he gently rubbed my nipples until they were nice and hard. "Ready?" It hit me….I knew what he had in mind! I started to beg, "No, no anything but that!" He grinned broadly with triumph, "GOTCHA!"
He took a painfully tight hold on my nipples and twisted…..HARD! I yelled at the top of my lungs, "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH! HOLY SHIT!"
To be continued:
I have an idea for one more chapter^-^