Chapter 1: So Begins my Ninja High School Life, Believe It!
Naruto woke up in a new Bugatti and said "Wow, today is Friday!" "I have ninja training today and that is where I am going, believe it!" explained Naruto to Sasuke who was riding in the passenger seat, shotgun style. They go to ninja practice! At ninja practice Kakashi-sensei said "It is time for the Ninja High School Exchange Program and the people that are chosen for the Ninja High School Exchange Program are Naruto and Sakura-Chan and Sasuke and Nicki Minaj!" "Yay!" says Naruto. They all went to the Village Hidden in the Cherry Blossoms Memorial High School. There was a girl with tallness and she was skinny and beautiful and had nice hair and it was long and flowing and pink and cute and oh man she was beautiful! Naruto said "hey!" and she said "Hello my name is Sachiko Migurushii I am cute and also the captain of debate club you must be one of the new exchange students from the Hidden Leaf Village, desu!" "Yes my name is Naruto!" says Naruto "These are my friends Sasuke, Sakura-Chan, and Nicki Minaj-chan!" says Naruto! "Sakura-Chan is happy to meet you!" says Sakura-Chan! "I'm not gay!" says Sasuke! (He totaly is!) "Bitch read my motherfucking chronicle!" says Minaj-chan "Wow you are all so kawaii, desu!" says Sachiko but then she says "It's time for class!" which she says BECAUSE THE BELL RANG AND OMG THEY WERE LATE ON THE FIRST DAY! They got to class before the teacher so it was okay (because you can break the rules if nobody finds out.) Sasuke sat on the far side of the room next to the window but in the front row because he was kind of a nerd. Sakura-Chan sat behind him so she could sneak peaks at his butt! Naruto was behind her so he could sneak peaks at her butt! Sachiko sat next to Naruto because she wasn't interested in sneaking any peaks at anyone's butt. Nicki sat in front of Sachiko because she liked Sachiko and was hoping Sachiko would sneak peaks at her booty! "It is good we made it here before sensei!" Sasuke says to Nicki Minaj, she replies "Bitches is softer than Al Dente" Then in came the sensei "Hello students and my name is Akihabara-sensei!" she said, then she said "We have new students, please introduce yourself!" Naruto stands up and says "I am Naruto and I like ramen and the ladies, believe it!" Everyone clapped, Naruto seemed like a swaggy individual! Sakura-Chan stood up and says "Sakura-Chan is happy to be at this school and Sakura-Chan is single *wink*." almost all the boys (not the gay ones) got pretty excited because damn she was one spicy mamma! Sasuke stood up and says "I am Sasuke and I don't have a gay crush on Naruto so don't think that!" all the boys that were not excited about Sakura-Chan got excited because Sasuke is total gay bait! Nicki Minaj stands up and says "My name is Nicki Minaj and I endorse these strippers!" But then, all of the sudden, something happened! A man burst in and said "I am sorry Sensei-san, I am late because I dropped my stuff all in the hall and had to pick it up, PASTA!" The teacher says "Be on time or I'll punish you, tee hee!" Now the teacher says "introduce yourself!"
To be continue...