A bunch of shit with Leah and Jake.
Why the fuck does Renesmee exist?
Fucked Up Fairytales
"You're such a fucking piece of shit."
"You're a bitter, ugly shrew."
"Grow the fuck up."
"Get the fuck over yourself."
"She's never going to fucking love you, you get that right? She chose someone else. Get over it."
"Yeah, and he's never gonna fucking love you. He probably never did."
"Fuck you, Jake."
"Suck my dick."
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"Don't fucking touch me."
"Then walk fucking faster."
"Fuck off."
"I would if I could. Hurry up."
"Shut up, Jake."
"Make me."
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"What the fuck do you want?"
"Can I come in?"
"No? Go away, Leah."
"Please? I can't go back."
"What?"
"Sam's over. I..."
"Yeah, whatever. Come in."
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"Stop being such a dick and help me."
"It's more fun watching you struggle."
"Help me, asshole."
"Whatever. Here."
"Thanks, Jake."
"Sure, sure."
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"How do you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Keep coming back to this? Don't you just want to leave?"
"I couldn't do that. It doesn't work."
"Really? Because running as far as I fucking can sounds like a great idea."
"Running won't solve your problems, Jacob."
"It's better than staying here."
"Not really."
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"Are you fucking kidding me Jake? Did you break this?"
"Uh, probably."
"Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know how much this shit costs?"
"You're hot when you're angry."
"Fuck you."
"Please."
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"How did this happen?"
"How did what happen?"
"This. Us."
"There's an Us?"
"Is there?"
"Sure."
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"So that's it?"
"What?"
"Are you even listening to me?"
"I'm sorry, I--"
"Whatever Jake. Fuck you. Fuck all of you. Fuck all of this shit. I never wanted any of this."
"I didn't try to hurt you, Leah. It's out of my control."
"Fuck you! Fuck all of this! Fuck you, and Sam, and every fucking person in this whole fucked up fairytale."
"I'm sorry, Leah."
"Fuck you. I fucking hate you."
"I know."
"How the fuck did I end up getting screwed over again?"