A/N - TRK here, this is a present for all of AnimalAddictions FABULOUS REVIEWERS/FOLLOWERS!!! A short chapter story... inspired by: the song "All I Ever Wanted" by Chuck Wicks. That's a great song...I really suggest you google it... ;)

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Dedication: To all my faithful and dedicated Jessica Potter reviewers...if you're reading it! That's why I'm writing it! For fabulous reviewers!!

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Operation: JP

"Okay let's start planning Lily!" an over enthused girl with popping teal hair that also had hot pink tips, although it was obviously dyed, exclaimed excitedly.

"Well…shouldn't I have a back-up plan, or plans, in case Plan A fails horribly and embarrassingly." a teenage girl with amazingly bright red haired stated, as if it was absolutely obvious.

"Lily Annabel Evans! Must you be so organized and prepared for every case scenario?! By the time you would plan every case scenario, he will be over you and married! And probably have like ten kids!" the girl with the odd teal and pink hair. Her topaz eyes were intense, and surprisingly didn't clash with her unique hair color.

"Shut your pie hole Ms. Kandee Mande Fanny! Do you want to help or not?? After all, a certain James Potter's best mate might be included if you offer your assistance." Lily shot back temptingly. Which Kandee could not pass up!

"It's not Fanny, like you have a big FANNY, it's Fan ay! Spelled F A N N A E! And, duh!, of course I want to help you, I was just making sure you knew that you didn't want to wing it, because if you did, you would follow in the footsteps of your's truly!" she took a deep bow. But then stood straight up quickly. "I should curtsy, that's what a lady would do. Very lady-like." she muttered, then took a deep curtsy. "And I am clearly bloody brilliant!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah -" Lily replied dismissively, turning her back to look for a quill and a piece of parchment. Which took her about two minutes to find. She was turning back around, "There! Now we can - "

"Done!" Kandee proclaimed. Lily quickly snatched her piece of parchment and read it. She then gaped unbelievably.

Operation:

James Potter

1. Catch his eye.

2. Ask him to be your study partner

3. Purposely trip in front of him to see if he'll catch you.

4. Send him an anonymous note that either has something funny or cheesy, like I love you like a fat kid loves candy or you are the apple of my eye, or make riddle s as to who you are, make them easy so he can figure out who you are.

5. Don't be shy about flirting with him off and on.

6. Ask him to Hogsmeade.

7. Feed him. After all the way to a guy's heart is through his stomach!

8. Make him jealous using his best friends or another hot guy! Just not Pettigrew! Yuck! Or Amos Diggory!

9. Snog him senseless!

10. Drastic measures. Will vary.

Lily sighed after having re-read the list several times. She cautiously gave the parchment, with sloppy writing, back to it's writer. Kandee gave Lily a worried look but Lily wasn't paying any attention to her what-so-ever. Lily was now turned around and was making her way to her gold and red sparkled bed. There she flopped down on the neatly made bed, carelessly. After covering her face for what felt like hours, to Kandee, but in reality, was only a few minutes, Lily resurfaced.

Wordlessly Lily arose, and made her way to the girls' closets. Lily slid the doors open, and tentatively peered inside. When she didn't see what she wanted to see, she moved to her side of the closet. She pulled out all of her dresses and skirts, And began to skim over them.

"Jean skirt?" asked a bemused Kandee.

"No, short jean skirt. Which is too short for me." Lily threw the jean skirt behind her head and it landed in a heap upon the gold carpet.

"Long tan skirt?"

"No!!" Lily half screamed, half whined. "It's too old lady-ish! Or church-ish!" and with that the tan skirt flew through the air.

"Ooh! Low backed dress!"

"No! It's red! Red clashes with red hair!" Lily explained exasperatedly. Kandee was still puzzled. "All the others won't work either." Lily said after closely examining the three other dresses that were in her hands. "None of them say 'here I am JP, come and get me!'." Lily threw the dresses back into her closet, not bothering to pick up the ones she threw. Kandee did something very uncharacteristic for her, she squealed.

"Oh my gosh!! Does that mean you're going for it? Him? Using my plan?!" Kandee was evidently extremely excited about that idea.

"Of course I am! Who wouldn't want to use one of your infamous plans?" Lily paused, but Kandee opened her mouth to speak so Lily quickly carried on. "But, any way, I need the proper attire that would draw attention to me, from Hogwarts entire male population." Lily formally explained.

"Ooh! Why don't we raid Janada and Ashlie's trashy clothes! They have got to have something perfect for you between the two of them." Janada and Ashlie were two of their three room-mates. Janada Wagoner has perfect platinum blond hair that flows to her waist, with a pale complexion and a pointy nose. Although right now she is trying REALLY hard to hide her new-found zit, that takes residence on her pointy nose. Her eyes are a very ugly color. No one has even come up with a name for such an ugly color yet! Then Ashlie Urban has waist length black hair. She had these odd colored eyes that reminded you of black diamonds. She has child-ish freckles. Janada and Ashlie make up the sluts of Gryffindor, there were worse in Hufflepuff, but they were the worst in Gryffindor. They weren't mean, just enjoyed dating...a lot and were a little stuck up and moody. And they got along ok with Kandee and Lily...most of the time.

"No, I was thinking more sexy rather than slutty."

"Let's take a trip to Hogsmeade!" Kandee suggested. Lily looked torn.

"I don't know...it's not a Hogsmeade weekend...and people would notice if we were gone the whole day."

"Hold on one second!" Kandee jumped up from sitting cross legged on the bed and raced down the dormitory stairs to the Common Room. Lily stayed seated shaking her head.

*Meanwhile in the Common Room*

Kandee's eyes scanned the Common Room, but not seeing the person she wanted to, she trudged over to where Marauder Sirius Black was snogging Ashlie. She cleared her throat loudly and they broke apart.

"What's you're problem Fannae?" Black had the nerve to ask.

"I want to know where Remus is." she declared to him. Sirius face turned to pure shock.

"What do you want with Remus?"

"I need to ask a favor of him if you would just bloody tell me where he is!" Kandee was getting mad and frustrated, which was never a good combination for Kandee.

"Why should I?" asked Sirius, but before Kandee could curse his butt off, Ashlie interfered.

"Just tell her so we can get back to our 'un-finished buisness'." Sirius was trying to decide. Nice snog? Or making Fannae ticked off.

"Fine! He's in the library!" Sirius grumbled, immediately going back to snogging Ashlie.

"Thanks Ashlie, Black!" Kandee called over her shoulder as she took off to the library. Kandee ran the whole way but stopped once to look out at the spring weather. Spring had come soon. But she quickly regained her plan and took off to the library, which wasn't too far away. Kandee walked silently down each isle, looking for Remus Lupin her favorite Marauder and one of her good friends, in fact almost her best friend, if not for Lily. Well she had been friends with Remus since they were both young. They met when they were eight and had been friends ever since, and their families were close friends. Finally she spotted him in the back, at a table reading...Romeo and Juliet?! What a Lily book!

"Hey Remus!" she called quietly, walking down the isle to where Remus was seated. Remus' head bobbed up and when he saw her his face broke into a happy smile. He had sandy brown hair and sandy eyes to match and was quite fit and muscular, and from time to time played Quidditch.

"What's up?" he asked as she sat down at his table and he put his book down.

"I need a favor. A huge favor."

"I'm all ears." he was fully ready to listen, his atttention focused on Kandee.

"Okay, listen, I can't tell you why, you just need to trust me. Lily and I need to get to Hogsmeade, it's really important, Remus. We need to borrow the map and the cloak. Please?" Kandee pleaded.

"I...don't know. I'd have to ask Prongs..." he trailed off, unsure.

"Pretty, pretty please! Come on Remus!" she begged him...she knew his weaknesses...

"Well...if it has to do with Lily I'm sure James wouldn't mind..."

"ThankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!" with that Kandee threw her arms around his neck and hugged him tightly.

"I'll go get them, then meet you in the Common Room in about half an hour alright?" Kandee nodded and waited for him to check out the books that he had on the table. Then they walked back to the Common Room together. "So...would you guys be open for company in Hogsmeade?"

"Oh, we're just going to try on clothes and go shopping, it would probably be really boring for you." Kandee replied dismissively.

"I actually need to buy some books though. We could meet up at Three Broomsticks when we're done."

"If you want to." With that Kandee went into the Common Room and went up the dormitory stairs, as Remus followed and went up the boys' dormitory stairs.

"Okay Lily, get changed, we need to look like we're like we are out of Hogwarts if we want to get away with this! Oh, and Remus is coming along, it's the only way I could get him to help. I'm getting a shower quick." with that Kandee took a towel and some clothes with her but Lily didn't see what they were because she wasn't paying much attention, she was more worried about how to look like she was out of Hogwarts when she was barely seven-teen.

Lily got in Kandee's closet and borrowed a dark denim jean skirt that was knee length. She went to her side and got her favorite shirt. It was a cream colored blouse. She then put her hair up in a sloppy bun. She put on lip gloss and just a little green eyeshadow. She put black leggings underneath the skirt and pulled out black stilettos. Once she got them on, she stepped back and looked at herself in the full length mirror. She gasped when she saw her reflection. She totally looked over eight-teen. Then Kandee came out.

Her teal hair she had dyed the first day at Hogwarts was gone. Instead she had her natural honey blond/brown hair, in two short french braids. She was wearing a light colored denim skirt with black leggings underneath. She had on a bright red blouse that hugged her body. She had on a pair of very high, very red, stilettos. She looked amazing and more importantly, over eight-teen.

"Perfect!" the both squealed at the same time. And with that they linked arms and made their way to the Common Room. As they walked down they heard gasps come from all around. Now seeing as it was a Saturday, a lot of the people in Gryffindor were in the oh-so-popular Common Room. Upon descending down the stairs, wolf-whistles broke out. Sirius even stopped snogging long enough to send a few wolf-whistles the girls way. Lily and Kandee gave a flirtatious smile as Kandee caught Remus' eye and nodded. The girls, arms still linked, exited the Portrait Hole, Remus not far behind.

"We are going to use the Honeydukes tunnel." Remus explained. "It'll bring us into Honeydukes. And it won't take long."

*Hogsmeade*

"Lily! For the millionth time, they all look fine! He won't be able to keep his eyes off you! Now help me find Remus!" the girls had finished their shopping by sundown and were now on their way to Three Broomsticks to catch up with Remus.

"Don't worry, Lily, he won't be able to keep his eyes off of you. Operation: JP starts tomorrow! Let's do a break!" Lily raised her eyebrows, but put her hand up with Kandee's, nonetheless. "JP ON THREE! ONE! TWO! THREE! - "

"JP!" the shouted in unison, and laughed the whole way to the Three Broomsticks.

"Well, I can't wait to change my hair back to normal!" Kandee said irritated as they made their way inside the crowded Three Broomsticks.

A/N - What did you think? I would like four reviews before I update again...it may seem a little pointless but it won't be. Sorry I skipped Hogsmeade, but I didn't want to write a long shopping day or reveal Lily's new clothes...

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