Hey guys!
So I don't know about you but I am REALLY looking forward to Jimmy Kimmel's "I Told My Kid I Ate All Their Halloween Candy."
Now I was watching the 2013 one and next thing I thought "What if Chris did this to the Total Drama contestants?"
So this idea popped into my head! First up is everyone's favourite zombie freak, SHAWN!
Enjoy! ;D
Shawn
"What are you smirkin' at?" Chef Hatchet asked, frowning as Chris continued laughing at the computer screen.
"HA . . . Oh God . . . Chef, you GOTTA see . . ." Chris snorted, scrunched up his eyes and bent over, he was laughing so hard.
Chef tutted a little but glanced at the computer screen anyway. On the screen, there were several clips of kids crying and throwing tantrums because of one thing their parents said:
"I ate all of your Halloween candy."
Chef Hatchet raised his eyebrows.
Then a smirk came to his face.
And then he burst out laughing.
"Those darn kids don't know HOW to take a joke, do they?"
Chris sighed happily, finally calming down and wiped his eye before grinning mischievously. "Hey Chef . . . you know how we sent the campers trick-or-treating last night just to be nice? Well I was just thinking . . ."
Chef gasped in approval. "That is one cruel sick crazy idea . . . LET'S DO IT!"
The two men high-fived each other, laughing like maniacs.
"This is gonna be AWESOME!" Chris grinned as he and Chef started walkin down the island in search of someone to prank.
A little while later, they came across Shawn sitting in the tree, looking out of his binoculars in search of something interesting.
"Hey Shawn," Chris grinned slyly. "Whatcha lookin' at?"
Shawn took one look at Chris and Chef smiling up at him and stood up on the tree branch, ready to climb higher. "Don't think your sweet little smiles are fooling me! I know what you're trying to do: charm me into climbing down and then BAM! You eat my brains!"
"Oh noooooo. I wouldn't do that!" said Chris sweetly. "But what I was gonna tell you . . ." Trying not to smirk, Chris lied "Last night, Chef and I got a bit hungry . . . and we kinda ended up eating a lot of Halloween candy . . ."
Shawn's eyes widened. "You don't mean . . ."
"Yup!" grinned Chris. "Chef and I ate every bit of your Halloween Candy."
Shawn stared down at Chris and Chef in horror . . .
His right eye twitched . . .
Next thing, he let out a holler, leapt off the tree and, screaming like a maniac, landed on Chef Hatchet, knocking him over. Chris would've cracked up at this if Shawn hadn't grabbed him and started whacking him against a tree, banging him with each word he yelled.
"I! SPENT! TWO! HOURS! RISKING! MY! LIFE! COLLECTING! CANDY! WHEN! A! ZOMBIE! COULD! HAVE! POPPED! OUT! AND! EATEN! MY! BRAINS! THE! RISK! WAS! HIGHER! LAST! NIGHT! CAUSE! IT'S! FUCKING! HALLOWEEN! AND! I! WAS! PLANNING! ON! KEEPING! THAT! CANDY! AS! AN! ENERGY! SUPPLY! TO! KEEP! ME! AWAKE! IN! CASE! OF! A! ZOMBIE! ATTACK!"
Shawn gave Chris's head one last whack before sprinting off like a crazy person, screaming even crazier. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
And then Shawn started banging his own head against a tree. "HEADSHOT! HEADSHOT! HEADSHOT!"
"Okay . . ." Chris moaned, rubbing his head. "That wasn't the best of ideas."
"You said it," groaned Chef Hatchet.
"Maybe we should try someone else?" suggested Chris.
Chef nodded in approval. "That would be a good idea!"
Well I hope you liked that! LOL, crazy destructive Shawn! XP
So Chris and Chef will have to chose a new victim. And YOU'RE gonna decide who that victim's gonna be!
See ya! ;D