Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hetalia or any character associated with the anime/manga

AN: Okay, so this is a new little squibble of a piece I'm going to be working on. Now.. I'm certian we have all had these incidents. Or.. Maybe not all of us. But I know that SOME of us... have atleast had ONE encounter with a random who finds their way onto your messenger, or idk.. whatever IM thing you use. They stalk you, they are gross, or just whatever. Unpleasant. There. So.. idk. Might aswell right? There is always going to be an internet stalker out there for everyone.

Rating: M

Warnings: NOTE these warnings are not neccessarily for this chapter, but it is a forewarning for possible content for future chapters. yaoi, harrassment (physical, sexual, mental, emotional), serious stalking! then a few other unhappy things.

I will be placing a warning at the beginning of a chapter for what it that chapter WILL contain to be fair to everyone and give them that option. Just remember that this is rated M for a reason. ^w^

This opening chapter has some lewd IM'ing, and bad language... reader discretion advised. ^w^ *is a dork*

I glared at the computer screen with a deadly look in my indigo eyes.

"Idiot."

A sharp click of a key that was harshly struck in irritation sounded. Why I was even doing this was completely beyond me. Maybe it is because I am too nice to stand up and tell the pervert to leave me alone. Maybe I am too nice to block him. Well, its not like I hadn't tried that. I had tried many things, but this guy was desperate. Desperate and compeletly irritating. Desperate, perverted and irritating. There, that was more along the lines of right.

Why did I talk to him? I talked to him because I had felt sorry for him, and well, to be completely honest, everyone else ignored me. I can't even remember anymore where I had picked this barnacle up. Maybe I was being a little to harsh at the moment, but someone as calm as me being set off into infuriation like this so easily... okay, I decided to mutilate him in my mind. Kind of like I did when my neighbour Alfred annoyed me a little too much.

No, it wasn't fair to compare him to my neighbour. Alfred was much better then this guy. So much better. Even that Russian kid was better. So much better.

-bip-

Ugh, I groaned inwardly and stared at the computer screen in disgust and irritation. Mainly because that sound meant that I had another message from him. Sure, I had other window's open. One with Alfred, another with my Cuban friend. I was checking my emails aswell. Doing homework, trying to get through life. But I felt I needed to have those Yahoo window's open. Unfortunately, he was always there. Always sending me those messages. I never even lifted a finger to type greeting to him first. Mainly because he wasn't on my contacts list anymore.

I read the message.

awesome5: *tugs off pants*

I stare at it a moment and blink. I sigh. I lean back and go limp in the chair and groan in irritation. Why couldn't I just be let alone? Its not like I ever even asked for this stuff. I just log on and BAM! I don't even get a decent greeting, and to be honest, it made me feel a bit like a whore. A little less worth the time to treat with respect. I didn't reply. I ignored it. I x'd out of the window and continued to message with my friends, completely ignoring my studies now.

mattie_99: Ugh.

hero_al: Wats wrong?

mattie_99: Its him again.

hero_al: so tell the perv to fuck off or sumthin

hero_al: u can't just let him say that shit 2 u

mattie_99: don't think I don't know that Al. i've tried getting rid of him. i really have. but he keeps stalking me.

hero_al: Fuckin perv. what's he doing this time?

mattie_99: I'd really rather not say. its starting to get graphic... ugh! Why can't he just leave me alone!

hero_al: duh.. its cuz hes a pervert and wants in your pants? he is a stalker thats what they do. don't worry. my house is right beside yours.

hero _al: if he ever tries anything, I'll beat him up and save your ass. seriously. i will though.

mattie_99: He doesn't stop!

hero_al: SO BLOCK THE FUCKER! Its so obvious! Just do it!

mattie_99: I have! I have blocked him, i've done everything. You know how often I've changed this username. i just keep hoping that I can ignore him and he will just go away.

hero_al:... that sounds like what my dad says about me when he is drunk. "ignore him, he will go away." =))

The conversation had gone completely down hill from there, and that pervert had continued to IM me. I wanted to throw my bear at his face if I ever met him. I wanted to scream, but if I did that, then Papa would have come up the stairs weilding an pot lid or something, wearing that baby blue apron of his.

awesome5: *caresses your thighs as I suck you*

I couldn't keep ignoring him, cause he would continue on and on and I found that if I answered him, he let up a little. I could only imagine what he was doing at his computer. Probably something just as perverted as the things he would type.

"Matthieu, dinner is ready!"

Oh! Sweet sweet salvation!

mattie_99: My papa is calling me, I gotta go.

With that I closed my laptop up and quickly fled my room as if it were trying to devour me whole and spit me out in that... pervert's room.

yes, the chapter is short, but its more like an opening little prologue I guess. The other chapters, I will certianly strive to get atleast 1500 words.

Reviews are much appreciated! *gives cookies as a bonus for simply reading this gar-baaage~ *