User: Do you know Toby Turner?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: Why would I?
User: Because he is the sexiest man alive.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: Being the sexiest man alive means that he is hot and beautiful and gorgeous and amazing in so many different ways, especially in his appearance and personality.
Cleverbot: I don't like that song but I do like we will rock you.
User: This song sounds dramatic, but I'm bad at writing words.
Cleverbot: Haha right.
User: If you don't speak English, this probably sounds pretty good.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: You probably think I'm singing 'bout some pretty serious stuff.
Cleverbot: No, I thought you were my girlfriend!
User: But in reality I'm singing 'bout the lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout.
Cleverbot: I knew it!
User: This part's intense, and emotional as long as you don't understand it.
Cleverbot: Children God has abandoned, restlessly creeping out.
*SECOND ATTEMPT*
User: Dramatic Song - Toby Turner.
Cleverbot: I like banana.
User: This song sounds dramatic, but I'm bad at writing words.
Cleverbot: Your god?
User: If you don't speak English this probably sounds pretty good.
Cleverbot: I speak very little English.
User: You probably think I'm singing about some pretty serious stuff.
Cleverbot: There is no girl across the street.
User: But in reality I'm singing about the lack of stuff I'm singing about.
Cleverbot: Because that is the game.
User: This part's intense and emotional; as long as you don't understand it.
Cleverbot: Do you know paris hilton?
User: Your foreign grandma would love this song, please send it to her, and she'll probably tell her foreign friends about the song her grandson or daughter sent her today.
Cleverbot: That was a very strange and cruel thing to say, were you quoting someone?
User: This song might hit the charts in her country if parts sounded like Coldplay, if the chorus sounds like Coldplay.
Cleverbot: What song is that?
User: Then I'll put some la, la, latin there.
Cleverbot: You don't have a wand.
User: La la la la la, la la la la la la la.
Cleverbot: J'ai envie de ...
User: Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday.
Cleverbot: New Moon? I never wanted to see that. And today is Friday.
User: And if she asks you to translate the lyrics, here's what you say.
Cleverbot: You're right I don't. I have a cousin named josh, but not a brother.
User: A perfect translation does not exist, well at least, not in your language.
Cleverbot: Ah, but I do exist.
User: But if you must know, well picture this.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting and the moon is setting also and you're there in a gazebo, and then God descends from Heaven and He gives you a million dollars.
Cleverbot: Yes but I will become god soon.
User: Take that feeling and put it into a song.
Cleverbot: *doubles it*.
User: I could translate word-by-word, but that'd take too long.
Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?
User: And I've got stuff to do grandma, I don't have time for this.
Cleverbot: That's right. So shall I leave you to your business then.
User: You've got to trust me grandma, this freaking song is brilliant.
Cleverbot: I am not ignoring you, I am just drifting away from our point of origin.