Hi this is the fab author once again coming to you to say hello and invite you to read my story I hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I don't own EQ. If i did the world would be inconspicuously smothered in chocolate but thats just my dream... here that its my sadness smashing on the blackboard that is my life "SOB

Chapter 1

I can't believe its not butter!

"I told you this movie was going to be good," whispered Mitsuo.

"Shhh... he is about to get his guts sucked out through the monsters straw like tung," muttered Ichi as the screams of the crowd echoed in the background.

"Ahhh...," screamed Mitsuo clutching Hasunuma's hand.

"Err... god please I need that for... stuff at home.

"No you don't thats what me and the pickled scallions are for," whispered Mitsuo. "Come on you two I wanna watch blood gush from that lady's vagina not here you two talk about... yours.

"We don't have vagina's we have...,"

"Ahhh... no not my spleen I need that for things,".

"Not where its going, my stomach ha ha ha ha ha... SLUUUUURP,". "AAHHHHH," screamed the crowd,".

After Movie.

"That has to hurt, having your spleen riped out like that," winced Mitsuo.

"I can't believe they used I can't believe its not butter thats stuffs narsty, butter substitute more like vomit conveniently placed in a small plastic jar," said Mikuni complaining childishly.

"Really whats next I can't believe its not sperm or I can't believe its not homicidal rape," added Hasunuma.

"The rape one, I think its possible as long as there are a sufficient amount of rapists in the world,". "Really all we need is more rapists,".

"It was a god damned rhetorical question," yelled Hasunuma.

"We know where just fucking with you, you make us giggle,".

"Ok I'll see you guys later i have to go pick up tampons for my mom i left her sitting on the toilet," Ichi said as he waved goodbye.

"I hope he gets smacked in the face with a blood drenched tampon perhaps he'll learn something," muttered Mikuni.

Back at the shrine Mikuni is heading out to go on an exorcism to exorcise a ghost that rattles window shakers.

"I can't believe you are getting payed 30 million yen to release a ghost that rattles window shakers, how scary," murmured Mitsuo in a cocky voice.

"Its a living," added Mikuni. "Hasunuma could you watch Kanau for me, I don't want him terrorizing tourists again you remember what happened last time,".

"Ok I'll be getting on my way smooch,".

"Oh come on stop kissing me I'm not a baby or your lover,".

"But your just so cute, and I'm like a father figure to you since your parents moved to Tokyo,".

"Ok, first I don't care and two never use the words father and cute in the same sentence again if you want to keep the things that make you a FATHER figure if you catch my drift," Mitsuo added in his cocky tone.

"OOWWW," said Mikuni like he was in pain.

"Leave you piss me off you have work too do,".

"Fine then I'll be on my way... SMOOCH,".

"Your so lucky I didn't catch you and don't expect to get in tonight I'm changing the locks,".

"I'll see you in ten minutes,".

"Where are you going," asked Hasunuma impatiently.

"I'm going to the store to get new doorknobs,".

"Your actually going to do what you said,".

"Hell ya see you in ten,". Walks over to Hasunuma and kisses him on the cheek.

"This will keep that son of a bitches urges at bay I hope he likes sleeping on the porch,".

"Mitsuo your so bad,".

"Well this bad boy just ensured that the house will be empty for the next at least eighteen hours, so ya know what that means,".

"Hell ya I do but who's gonna be on top,".

"Well me of course,"wined Hasunuma.

"Uh no its defiantly going to be me, without a thought I'm the best candidate," said Mitsuo in utter shock.

"Uh no how bout that,".

"Well fine you can sleep on the porch as well,".

"No but wait I...,". SLAM went the door.

"Lets see how he likes the porch or maybe the koi pond ha ha ha ha ha...," laughed Mitsuo evilly.

"Ok now I'm hungry maybe I'll bake some cookies this way I'll be able to annoy Hasu and fulfill my childhood dream of baking cookies at the same time. Yay,".

Mikuni san returns,

"Hasunuma, what are you doing out here come on inside, oh smells like Mitsuo is fulfilling his childhood dreams in the kitchen lets get some,".

"We can't he changed the locks he was mad at you for kissing him,", "That little peck I'm surprised he didn't thank me,".

"He doesn't like you that way retarded bastard,".

"No need to be rash Hasu. Its fine he has to let us in hopefully,". Hours went bye and the time now is seven pm.

"You had to piss him off didn't you Hasu. We would be eating one of Mitsuo's delicious dishes but no where at a fast food place, eating I can't believe its not vomit ewww," whined Mikuni in a writhing grimace.

"Your the one that had to push his buttons and make him angry... Idiot.

Morning,

"I can't believe we stayed in a hotel thats so low," Mikuni said adjusting his pants.

"I am never using a public bath again. Lets just get home maybe he unlocked the doors," whined Hasunuma.

"He probably didn't,".

"Shut up you god damned downer,"screamed Hasunuma. From behind the crowd Ichi waves to Hasu and Mikuni calling to them.

"HASU MIKUNIsan COME ON THIS WAY,".

"Yes look theres Ichi with the car lets get out of here and go yell at Mitsuo,".

"Sounds like a very good plan... HERE WE COME ICHI,". As Hasu, Mikuni, and Ichi headed back for the shrine Mitsuo was up to some scheming.

"Ok just set this charm here and bam they are going to in for a surprise. "I hope they like swimming this spell will ensure they do ha ha ha ha ha...,".

"Here we are finally,". "Ahhh,". POOF.

"What the hell... where are we," yelled Hasunuma.

"The sea of Japan, Great! lets start swimming, and walking, then ridding a bus to the temple in Tokyo,". After swimming, walking, and riding a bus they return to the temple Ichi still standing at the door.

"Hey how in the world did you get there and why are you all we...,".

"DON'T SAY A THING," screamed Hasu and Mikuni, "We don't want to talk about it,".

"Hi everybody how was the sea of Japan," Yelled Mitsuo at the soaked boys. They walked right passed him and went to get towels.

After hours of sneezing, crying, and eating lots the boys finally settled down enough to yell some at Mitsuo and ask him some serious questions.

"Where in the hell did you find a spell like that, that was incredible. Accept for the fact that we were sent to the sea of Japan," Mikuni yelled while checking his temperature in the bath,".

"I'm sorry about that I just kinda overheated a little with the kiss and all," said Mitsuo in a melancholy tone,".

"Thats not the point hon, you transported us miles away into a sea with sharks thats really loving,".

"Well then Hasu do you want me to warm you up a little, BUT I'm on top this time," whispered Mitsuo in a tone low enough that Mikuni couldn't here it.

"NO... ya know what. I don't care you can be on top this time ok," winced Hasunuma.

"Yay, Finally,".

END

Chapter 1.

This will be my first multi chapter story I hope you liked chapter 1

Love,

Catsie Meow.