She was lying on top of him on the couch when she suggested it.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" he asked, pushing her hair out of her eyes.
"I'm sure," she said.
"You don't have to, you know. I really don't care."
"I want to try it," she said as she smiled and kissed him on the forehead.
"Okay, if you say so." He gently pushed her off of him and sat up.
Yusuke Urameshi unbuttoned his pants and began to pull them down.
"YUSUKE!" Keiko shouted, shielding her eyes. "What are you doing?"
"What? I keep it in my boxers for safe-keeping," Yusuke said, pulling a baggy out of his pants. "Why are you covering your eyes? Afraid you might like what you see?"
"You're such a pervert!" she shouted at him.
"Calm down, calm down, I'm all buttoned up, see?" He laughed. "You really want to try this?" he asked, dangling the baggy in her face. "It's highly illegal you know. I wouldn't think little miss goody-two-shoes would want to try something like this."
"I just want to try it once," she said, hesitantly. "Just to know what it feels like."
"All right, if you're sure I'll roll it up," Yusuke said.
A few minutes later they were ready.
"This is your last chance to back out, Keiko," Yusuke said. "It's all or nothing now."
"I just want to try it once."
"Okay," he said smirking. "Go nuts."
Twenty minutes later Keiko was giggling. "It feels strange," she said.
"Yeah?" Yusuke said, looking thoroughly amused. "How do you feel?"
"I'm not sure how to describe it…" Keiko said. "I feel so relaxed." She stood up and spun around. "Whoa. But it's weird."
"Is it, now?" Yusuke said, failing to hold back his laughter.
"Yes!" I feel like I can't control my body."
"Oh really?"
"Mhm," she smiled at him. "Actually, I'm hungry."
"Of course you are," he said, smirking. "What do you want to eat?"
Keiko thought a moment. "Fried food. Lots of it."
She rushed into the kitchen and began furiously sifting through pots and pans. "We have a deep-fryer here somewhere…"
The front door slid open. "Keiko?" her mother called. "I'm home early. Are you here?"
"AH! My mom's home!" she said, jumping up in panic. "What if I can't talk to her like this! Or what if she smells it! Oh god, Yusuke why did we do this?"
He just started laughing.
"Why are you laughing? This is serious."
"Keiko, all you smoked was oregano!" he burst out laughing harder. "Do you really think I'd let you smoke weed?"
"Oregano….?" She looked confused for a moment, then realized what he'd done. "Yusuke you jerk!"
By this point Yusuke was on the floor laughing. "Come on Keiko," he said, gasping between chuckles, "you and I both know you're not the druggie type."
"You tricked me," she said, looking hurt.
"Oh come on," he said, standing up and getting serious. "I don't know why you got this idea in your head that you'd want to smoke weed, but you're not that type of person."
"I know," she said slowly. "I just wanted to do something wild and unpredictable for once."
He pulled her in and kissed her on the head. "I'm the wild one, remember? Besides, you're too smart for that stuff."
"You're right," she said, laughing in spite of herself. "I don't know what I was thinking."
A/N: I know this seemed out of character but it was a silly little scene swimming around in my head, so I decided to write it up. Hope you got a laugh out of it.