Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the characters in Naruto... Or the school... Though i did make the school up. *deep in thought* hmmmm... Oh, right, sorry. READ ON ^^

"Welcome to the wonderful world of school," Pein said, sweeping his hand over the great expanse of a building. Teenagers sat around chatting in the courtyards, and pink sakura petals fell around the area. "So, what do you think Deidara?"
"I think that this is stupid and pointless, un," I replied. A stinging sensation the back of my head caused me to almost face-plant into the cobbled pathway. Pein glared at me and retracted his hand.
"Now, now. You're only here for a year. And it's the best school around. Now, what do you think of it?"
"Well... The uniform is sorta nice..." I mumbled, not wanting to succumb to the leader's annoyingness.
"EXCELLENT! Now, let's get you signed up!"
I sighed. Why was fate so cruel?

Now, dear readers, you may wonder why Deidara is being sent to school. Well, it all became because of a string of incidents that convinced our beloved *cough cough* Pein that Deidara was too STUPID to continue as is at the Akatsuki. And so, read on to discover what, exactly, this 'string' consisted of.

"Hey! Deidara! Play truth or dare with us!?" A very drunk Hidan called out to our hero.
"No, un, I'll pass!" Deidara replied before grabbing a can of lemonade out of the fridge and hurrying back to his room before he could get roped into their little game.
The circle of players consisted of Hidan, Tobi, Konan, Kisame, Kakuzu (most likely bribed) and, surprisingly, Itachi.
"I'M GOING FIRST!" Hidan giggled in a very un-Hidan like manner and pointed to Konan.
"Truth, or DARE!?"
"Truth," Konan shrugged.
"Is Pein-sama your boyfriend?"
"No."
"But you've done stuff with him, right? Diiiiiirty stuff!" Hidan wiggled his eyebrows and gave a wink.
"Well, uh... Erhh," Konan blushed. You can imagine what followed.
"SHUT UP! Itachi, truth or dare!" Konan tried to distract everyone. It worked.
"Pff, dare."
"Okay then... I dare you to... uhhh... Heh." Konan's grin grew until she resembed the cheshire cat. "Send a parcel with your unwashed underwear in it to Sasuke. Make sure you enclose a birthday card as well."
"WHAT!?" Itachi's eyes were as round as they could go, and his face was bright red. "Konan, I hate you." He stood up and left to do the deed.
"MY TURN!" Hidan yelled.
"It's Itachi's..." Zetsu put in.
"NO! It's mine! Tobi! Truth or dare?"
"Ummm. Truth! No, dare! No, truth! No, dare! No, truth! No, Dare! N-"
"DARE IT IS! Make Deidara look totally stupid in front of the leader, as many times as you can within the next week. Payback for not joining us!"
"Okay!" Tobi grinned.
Naturally, chaos ensued.

.DAY 1.
"Uh, Leader-sama... Before I go shopping, have you seen my cloak, un?"
"Your cloak, Deidara??"
"Un."
"Have you checked your body?"
"Huh?" Deidara looked down to see that he was draped in said cloak. "WHAT!? That wasn't there earlier! I swear!"
"Mmmhm..." Pein rolled his eyes and walked away.
In the shadows, Tobi giggled quietly. He had managed to slip the cloak on, masking the feeling with his chakra. Day one, success!

.DAY 2.
"Ugh, OPEN DAMMIT!" Deidara yelled at the door as he pushed it with all his might. Who in their right mind would lock the door to the rec room? He'd been pushing the door for about 10 minutes now and it still wouldn't budge.
"Deidara, what are you doing?" Pein was walking past when he saw Deidara's struggle.
"Someone's locked the door, un," he replied, giving it a final shove to prove his point. Pein rolled his eyes and pulled the door open.
"You were saying?"
"But, the sign said 'push'!"
"And I thought you were smart," Pein replied, before walking away. Deidara opened his mouth, closed it again, speechless, and walked into the room he had spent 10 minutes attempting to enter.
Tobi watched him walk in, then casually strolled to the door and switched the signs back. Day two, success!

.DAY 3.
By now, Deidara was feeling quite confused, and more than a little dumb. Why was he being so stupid?! Of corse, unknown to him, Tobi was thinking up his next evil plan.
"LEADER-SAMA! COME PLAY WITH ME!!" Tobi shouted down the hall. Of corse, Pein had no choice but to accept. And also, of corse, this was all part of Tobi's devious little plan. He had set up fishing line in all the places Deidara went. He planned to tail him and make sure that Pein watched every time he tripped.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. Seven times. Then Pein cracked.
"Deidara! How stupid can you get!?" A vein grew in his head.
"There was something there, un!!" Deidara shot back. Pein walked up to him, not tripping over anything, and glared.
"No Deidara, no there's not."
Tobi stood back, his grin hidden by his mask. He held scissors inside his cloak, safe from Deidara's view. Day three, success!

.DAY 4.
Deidara had been in extensive training all day and was just about ready to sleep. He stumbled into the kitchen and opened the fridge, ready to fill his deprived stomach. As he looked inside, a dry sob escaped his lips. There was no food!
"LEADER-SAMA! WHERE'S ALL THE FOOD I BOUGHT A FEW DAYS AGO?" He ran into the hallway, yelling at the top of his lungs. He needed food! NOW!
Pein shoved past him, irritated at the disturbance to his work. He walked into the kitchen and pulled the frige door open. It was full of random food, to suit everybodies tastes. His eye twitched. He turned around. He glared at Deidara. He punched the blonde in the face. He stalked off in a huff.
Deidara got off the floor that Pein's punch had pushed him on and stared into the fridge in dismay.
"The food wasn't there before," he whispered.
From the next room, a panting Tobi peeked in. An empty fridge stood behind him, ready for disposing. Moving fridges sure was hard, but it was worth it. Day four, success!

.DAY 5.
Tobi enjoyed this game. It was fun watching Pein's annoyance, but even more fun watching his sempei's face every time he was fooled. He knew by now that Deidara had figured someone was pranking him, but he'd never guess it of the 'innocent' Tobi. What should he do today?
"Hey! Deidara! Did you know that Neil Armstrong wasn't actually the first man on the moon!?" Tobi sidled up to him, smiling innocently.
"What? Really? Wow, I didn't know that..."
"Leader-sama's studying the moon. I think he'd like to know!"
"Oh, okay. I'll go tell him!" Deidara smirked, he'd finally prove he was smart!
"Leader-sama! Tobi said you were studying the moon!" Deidara walked into the study room.
"Yes, I am. Now if it's not too much trouble, I have work to do."
"I have some information for you! Neil Armstrong wasn't the first one to land on the moon!"
"Oh? And just who was?"
"Uh. I'm not sure."
"Deidara, you are an idiot. I've had it. You are more idiotic than I realised so I'm going to go to extremes on this."
"Oh gods... Not-"
"Yes, you're going, to SCHOOL!"
It was then that Deidara's world spun out of control.

Well people, I hope that this was okay. It's my first humor story. I hope it's alright...

Please revew. I love reading the reviews, though I don't get much.

SSB: Well that's'coz you're other stories were baaaaaaad!!

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