Kitsune Foxfire here with the usual disclaimers. I do not own either series. Story will contain spoilers for Bleach at least. I have only read 2 volumes of Descendents of Darkness (Yami no Matsui) and I've seen the anime, so a lot of stuff is going to be based of that, or total Bull. This story is crack. I'll be lucky if it makes it to 4 chapters, no clue where I'm going with this.
"Hisoka! Wait up Hisoka!"
"Hurry up, Tsuzuki, it's getting away!" Hisoka shouted back, not even slowing down. He and Tsuzuki were chasing after a monster that had attacked someone who had not crossed over.
One look at the hairy, white masked form with the gaping hole in it's chest and they immediately suspected the Doctor. This of course meant they left the non-crossed over spirit behind to chase after the beast. The two of them had been trailing the monster for a while now, and Tsuzuki had fallen behind. Hisoka was in no way going to slow down for his partner, mostly out of pride at having finally out-ran him, and partially because he had just lost sight of the beast. Neither of them were watching where they were going, forgetting completely for the moment that they were not in spirit form.
Hisoka! Come on, wait up alrea..." the tall guardian of death was cut off as a car barreled into him and then kept going.
Now, Hisoka was many things, but one thing he wasn't was cruel enough to walk away from his friend after he got hit by a car. "You idiot!" snarled Hisoka, coming up to his fallen friend.
"That's cruel, Hisoka!" whimpered Tsuzuki, not noticing the orange-headed teen who approached, a frown on his face.
"You got that right," the youth said, startling them both, "Your friend gets hit by a car, and you call him names?" he smiled, "You're my kind of guy." He then turned to poor Tsuzuki, who was pouting, "You ok, man?"
"Yes, yes, just fine, don't mind me," Tsuzuki smiled, "just a bit winded is all."
"You dummy, it was a rhetorical question!" snapped the youth, visibly annoyed.
"No really! I'm fine!" Tsuzuki stammered, more worried about following the monster, who by now had a considerable lead. All he had to do was return to his natural state and he'd be able to keep going easily. But first, they had to get rid of this kid.
"Bull!" the teen sighed, "You at least need to be checked out. ..can you stand? I'll take you to see someone."
"Yes of course, I'm fine!"
"Would you shut up already?! I already told you I was taking you to a doctor!" the orange headed boy grabbed Tsuzuki by the collar of his trench coat and started to drag him along, with Hisoka trailing behind, laughing. "Jeeze, you could show a guy some appreciation, you know? Here I am, going out of my way to help you, and you brush me off!"
"But..."
"Yeah yeah, I know, you're fine. Why kida guy do you think I am? You got hit by a car, there's probably internal bleeding, you dumbass."
"Hisoka! Help meee!" whined Tsuzuki.
"You know, he doesn't like doctors." Hisoka dutifully reported, still chuckling.
"Yeah? that's nice, I don't like idiots who get hit by cars while running down the middle of the street." The boy sighed, "Rukia is going to kill me..."
As if the name had summoned her, Rukia appeared. "Ichigo! were are you going the Hollow is... who's that?" She pointed at the sad form of Tsuzuki, who was now following Ichigo like a good little boy.
"This guy got hit by a car just now. I've got to bring him to the clinic, sorry Rukia."
"But Ichigo! The hollow!"
"But nothing, I've got to do this. You or that afro-guy can take care of this one, ok?" Ichigo waved her off before continuing towards home.
"Is that your girlfriend? She seems rather nice…" started Tsuzuki.
"She is not my girlfriend. She's just a friend. Why am I explaining this to you?"
"Well, she seemed to be a but upset. I figured that this was cutting into her date with you is all…"
"For the last time she IS NOT my girlfriend! I was supposed to go do something with her, but it's no big deal really. She'll get over it."
"I see…"
"Will you shut up?" Ichigo snapped. After a few minutes of wandering around, he stopped at a house.
"I thought you were going to take me to the doctor?"
"I am. My family owns a clinic. I just don't feel like walking a few more blocks to get to the Clinic entrance, so I'm taking you though the house. Got a problem with that?" He growled, glaring at Tsuzuki, as if daring him to voice such a problem.
"Nope, none at all. Just wondering," Tsuzuki replied, "lead on, oh noble one."
"Why do I attract the weird ones?" came the muttered response as Ichigo opened the door.
"Ichigo!" cried his father, lunging for his son. Ichigo calmly stepped to the side and slammed his elbow into the back of his fathers head. Hisoka and Tsuzuki looked on in shock. "I have taught you well my son!"
"Will you knock it off! I brought you a patient." Ichigo pointed to Tsuzuki, who was trying to inch away.
"Him? What are you talking about son? He looks fine to me."
"I am. How very apt of you to notice, no if you'll excuse me…" He turned to leave only to have Ichigo grab him by the collar once more.
"Not so fast, buddy." He turned to his dad, "He got hit by a car."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"Well then, right this way, Mr…?"
"Tsuzuki" the purple eyed guardian sighed, "Asato Tsuzuki"
"Right, follow me, Mr. Asato, and we'll make sure your in ship shape!" While Isshin was checking over Tsuzuki, he questioned his son, "So werent you supposed to hanging out with that girl Rukia today? When's she going to visit again?"
"Yeah, well, I had to cancel because of this idiot."
"I see. And here I thought I'd have the house to myself today. Your sisters are off playing with that kid. You know, the nut with the baseball bat. Kid's today, growing up way to fast. What would your mother say?"
"She'd probably tell you to shut up and get to work!"
"what work? This guy here is fine." Isshin smiled at Tsuzuki. "Sorry if my son troubled you." Ichigo kicked him in the head, "But it is always better to be safe. You and your friend can go about your day. No charge."
"Thank you very much," Hisoka said from his spot in the doorway, "I'll try and make sure this idiot doesn't get hit by another car."
"Hisoka, that really mean. You sound like I'm your pet dog or something."
"I feel like that some times."
Ichigo looked Hisoka up and down, "Hisoka, was it? You go to school around here?"
"No, I don't. We're just visiting."
"I see. Well, nice to meet you anyway. Name's Kurosaki. Ichigo Kurosaki." He held out his hand.
Hisoka naturally just stared at him, since he didn't touch people often. "Sorry, I don't shake hands…"
Ichigo shrugged. "No prob."
"Hey, Hisoka, Isn't that weird?" Tsusumi said, pointing at a pamphlet that had the clinics name on it, "You all have the same last name, and it's spelled the same way too."
"You're a Kurosaki too? Dad, how come you never told me we had relatives?"
Ichigo's dad, however, was staring at Hisoka like he had seen a ghost. Which, technically he had…
Kitsune again. So should Hisoka be from Isshin's (Ichigo's dad) side or his mom? Those of you who know the whole who his dad is bit, please tell me which would be better. Also, the last names are the same, completely, I checked. Obviously, it was my inspiration.