Hello my sexy readers, how ya doing? so I want ed to throw out another little harry potter thing. as usual it wont be it's own story just an idea I gotta get rid of. (and I gotta show Neville some love the poor guy gets so little good) I dont own harry potter.
well lets get started!
Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. A place of magic and mystery, a place of discovery and new hope...
*crash*
A place Neville Longbottom would give his two front teeth to be away from right now.
It was one of "those" days again. Ginny weasley (Resident fangirl and spitfire) was once again trying to boost Harry Potters reputation by listing all his good qualaties after something caused him to blow up.
"It's like clockwork"
Realizing to late that that hadnt been in his head like he though Neville prepared himself fore the little fireballs rage.
"and Just what does THAT mean?"
Now my dear reader normally Neville is a quiet, shy, and nice kid. But sometimes you jsut need to make someone shut the fuck up. Neville is going to do just that.
"Alright Ginny you wanna know what I mean? Something sets Harry off almost every other week! and then you come in here singing his praise and calling him "Out future saivior", what a joke Harry isnt gong to save anyone! Half the time anytime he COULD do anything nobel his rage gets in the way. Mark my words he's going to go to far someday and kill someone, and then we are all screwed because I know he'll like it."
Now things should have ended here but Harpy, I mean Ginny, just couldnt let it go.
"but Ron and Hermione will keep him on the right path."
Lets see how well Neville busts her bubble.
"oh please, the two of them are so broken that I doubt they could save themselves, much less Harry. I mean we have Hermione the Unfeeling little monster, oh dont act like you havent noticed it!, how she's always watching people, how most of the books she reads are on emotions and acting. Just face the facts She isnt right in the Fucking HEAD! She's trying to fake it and she's going to slip up one day."
Now the croud was interested, they had noticed these things but this was the first time they were spoken out loud, and it was as if by being spoken they're truth was confirmed.
"well what about Ron?"
at this Neville couldnt help but snort.
"Ron weasley is a walking talking mass of sin. There is no love, no kindness, there is nothing to him but Greed, Jelousy, lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, and pride. Even you Ginny cant say anything about this because you havent just seen it you've lived with it!."
Ginny Began to glare at neville but couldnt say anything to disprove his statement.
"So lets recap we have Harry who's just barely, for now, less psychotic as the guy he has to save us from. Theres Hermione who cant even FAKE being normal right and then theres Ron a walking talking stain on the world. Oh yeah I'll trust them to kill Voldemort. Then I'll kill them before they can replace him."
Neville stormed out the room and all was quiet. and for the first time in a long while people actually saw the golden trio.
they didnt like what they saw