Me: Hello everyone! This is my first Naruto fic. Not really sure where I'm gonna take this story to. Plot wise anyway.
Yuna: Please be nice. Remember, first Naruto-fic. We are also doing the disclaiming one time and one time only.
Yuno: Hika-chan does not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does though. If she did, everyone would be half of an animal or something. Say like Sakura's a monkey, Sasuke's an emo panda, and Naruto a fox(duh!)
Gin: We hope you enjoy the show! Oh and you may or make not find some OC's of Hika-chan in there(coughuscough) and she gets some ideas of other people who she does not really know(i.e. she gets inspiration from other writer's stories. She is, after all, still learning). However, if a person recognises something and thinks it is plagerism it is not. (Ideas from other people tend to stick in her head unless she uses them) She tries her best to not copy off of others (by mistake or otherwise) and is an honest to good person. If she does use somthing that belongs to someone out there Hika-chan gives you your deserved credit and hopes quite wistfully(like a toddler wanting a new toy) that you will not flame her and allow her to continue to use the idea, wheter it may be an Original Character or something close to a plot the person has. She's not very creative, but she's got her moments.
Yuno:...You are suprisingly being smart and supportive. But forgot somthing.
Gin:...What's that supposed to mean and what did I forget?
Yuna: You forgot to say that the people are welcome to critisize her work, give good complements, and/or give her some advice. Not to mention that it is ill advise to flame her or to give bad complements. This shall only cause her to become more determined...That and that you forgot to say if a person's idea was being used for inspiration(OC,Plot,Storyline), said person can tell her to chang the course of the plot/storyline and/or change the name of some charactors.
Gin:....Damn.
TheTwins: Yep.
Me: Well I hope you all understand. This chapter will be mostly just be some info, some explainations and introductions of charactors. I sincerely hope you all don't mind. We will host a 'Random Question Quiz' at the end of each chapter. They will be, as the name suggests, completely random. They could be personal, or not. Or they could be something from the story, or someting totally different. They will be made up of 5 yes or no, self-explanatory, factional, trivia questions. (Example: 1:Who is Naruto's biological parents? 2:What kind of food does Sasuke not like? 3:Do I seem strange?If so explain. 4: How old is Tsunade? 5: Am I insane?) get it? Okay now that is done, here are some pairings I might use in the story;
Naruto\Sasuke
Naruto\Sakura
Naruto\Kiba
Naruto\Hinata
Naruto\Neji
Naruto\Ino
Naruto\(boy)Kyuubi
Naruto\(girl)Kyuubi
Naruto\Shikamaru
Yuno:...I think they get the point. If you people want, just tell her about what other pairings you want and vote for them. BTW Naruto's name in here won't be Naruto uzumaki for very long. It will be...Something else. And here's a little warning, some charactors may or not be like the real ones since she doesn't really know how to right them right or because she feels like changing their personalities. Even us, her damn muses, can't tell what she's thinking half the time.
Yuna: With that done, I think we should start now. Ready?
Me: CHAPPY ROLE!!! XD (Muses:...She so totally lost it.)
In the town of Kanoha, the night was cool and the autumn air was refreshing. It was starry out and it was very calm...
" Did anyone find him!?"...Or not.
An ANBU, with a Wolf mask had shouted that. His body language showed that something was bothering him and his voice held hostility, anger, worry, and anxiousness. His second in command, Weasel, answered him, since he was his one of his closest friends and because he knew that everyone else on the team was too scared.
" No, calm youself cap-"
" You think I can be CALM right now!? What if they finally killed him! I made promises, and I don't intend to break them now! Do you want those damned villager to-!" Weasel cut, obviously pissed off at Wolf since 1: He cut off him when he was trying to calm him, 2: He sort of forgot that he was feeling the same because the villagers could be actually killing their friend, and 3: the day was giving him a headache.
" You think I don't know that!? We both care about Naruto and you keep on acting like it's just you! Hell, our whole entire ANBU group is the only one that the Third approves to take care of him because of how close each of us are to him! If you think your the only one on the team who is pissed off at those shit-for-brain villagers and is the only one worried for Naruto and is the only one who has a promise to keep, you are dead wrong, got that Kakashi!?" The other 3 team members nodded their heads in agreement. Wolf, now, Kakashi, sighed.
" Your right it's just, what would the Fourth say if he saw his son being treated like a monster instead of the hero he wanted?"
" Um, guys?" Cat started. She was seeing lights that suspiciously looked like flames.
" Not now Cat. We need to-" Wolf was cut off when Dog, shouted out in horror.
" Naruto's apartment is on fire! Is that-" A frightened cry for help went through all of Kanoha. "That was Naruto! He's still in the building!" The ANBU needed nothing more and raced off to save their little friend.
" Die Kyuubi spawn!"
" Death to the demon!"
" Burn him to the ground!"
The riot was huge. It was like this every year, on the week of the 10th of October, the villager would rally up and try to kill Naruto Uzumaki. This is his 4th birthday and today it seems that the villagers are indeed trying to kill him for real instead of just beating him to a pulp like they did every year. They did after all put up a forcefield with the help of some lower shinobi, and set his apartment on fire, so that he could not survive.
Naruto cried out for help. The fire grew larger and when tried to get away from it, he tripped and his left arm fell on a kunai that had been abosorbing the intense heat from the jutsu-made flame. He screamed. As he screamed the crowd cheered only to be silenced by 5 ANBU who had come to the boy's aid. Cat and Dog, fended off more attacks while Weasel released the shielding jutsu, Hawk put out the fire, and Wolf went and got the injured Naruto.
When they were sure Naruto was alive, although severely injured, they looked toward the protesting crowd with utter contempt and anger. Hawk snapped.
" Shut the hell up you shit-faced, mother-fuckers! How dare you go and injure an innocent child you filthy rats! No, actually, even rats are better than you, you vile, hardheaded, stuck-up, grotesque piles of SCUM!!! I hope you die and end up in the burning inferno that causes you to burn for all eternity which we all know as HELL!!! Got it you ass-hats!?"(Me:Yes I wrote ass-hats. It's another way of saying useless.)
The killing intent came off in huge waves which caused the 'piles of scum' to scatter. His teamates were chuckling a bit. Hawk was Cat's twin, the more laid-back and caculative the one with the biggest temper problems.
" Come on bro let's go to the Hokage. He'll want to know about this." The ANBU left, and without seeing the translucent figures of a yellowed haired man, and three other red-heads. One red-head burried her head into the chest of the blond haired man. The other girl did the same with her lover, sorry for her sister.
" Oh, Naruto..." Her voice was carried through the wind and they disappeared back into darkness.
A boy was currently recovering in a reserved room in the hospital. Suprisingly, alot of the workers liked the boy, seeing as he behaved and did as they told, and when he talked and played, he was like any other child. Good thing too, since all the other patients tried to persuade them into killing him a couple times. Of course there were a couple times that nearly haooed but the doctors stopped themselves each time. Why? Well you'll see. Right now though, one of the little blonds favorite nurses was trying to wake him up.
"...ak..p...wak...p...Na..t.....up....NARUTO, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!"
" AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, I'll be good I promise!!!" Naruto exclaimed. He heard giggling. He rubbed his eyes and when his vision wasn't so blurry he could see a medic nin trying and failing to hold in her laughter.
" Ano, Miyu-neechan. Why are you laughing?" His eyes were wide in confusion, and his head was tilting cutely to the side, like a little puppy...Oh no.
" Eiiiii! KAWAII!!!" Miyune Yukishiro squealed as she pulled him into a tight hug. She was one of few medic-nin who absolutely didn't care of the demon in Naruto. Apparantly he was " too cute to do any real harm".
Most other medics didn't hate Naruto, and in fact enjoyed his presence. They were just a little more causious. And the only ones who really despise him are normal villagers. The reason why they don't hate is 1: it's part of their job and 2: when they actually held a conversation with the boy, it was normal and also sad.
Normal because well, just that. He was normal and they couldn't really see how he could be the container of "the damned demon fox". And his conversations were sad because he didn't know what tag was or hide-and-seek or even what a hug was.
Learning this, most nurses and doctors who had thought of killing him threw the thoughts out the door. He was a sad thing who had little affection in his life. And so, they vowed, they would teach him it, by being nice. Course the first time they did this he broke down in tears. But that's another story. Back with Miyune and Naruto...
" Neechan! Can't. Breath. Need. Air!!!" Naruto gasped out as best he could. Miyune dropped him. Literally. Naruto fell on his butt. He got back up and dusted off invisable dirt. Doctors once asked him why he didn't cry when he was dropped. He'd say because he went through worse. He shrugged it off but that only made the doctors dislike people who threatened Naruto and treat him with more care. One time there was- oh wait. Different story, wrong time to tell.
" Ah! Gomen Naru-kun! Now get up on your bed so I can check your wounds." Naruto obeyed like a good little boy. Miyune was a bit shocked to see that his wounds were nearly healed again but didn't show it. What made her frown though were the new scars he had gotten. Especially the one on his left arm. Was it her was it a little green?...!
" Naruto-kun. What happened to this one? It's not healed like the other ones. Did something happen?" Miyune was extremely alarmed. She showed her concern on her face. If this was what she thought it was...
" I fell on a kunai. It was a different color though like a wierd purply-green thing. And it smelled wierd too like, um, like...Hm..." The blond went deep into thought, his eyes narrowed in concentration.
" Like burnt apples?" She asked, silently hoping it did not.
" Yeah!" Her face fell. " Why do you ask Miyu-neechan? Oneechan!? Why are you crying?" He asked eyes wide with worry.
" Eh?" It was true. Tears were slipping out her eyes down her face. She rubbed them away and told him to sleep. As he slept she told the others of her suspisions, their faces becoming grim and determined. The hospital called the Hokage. Her amber eyes were filled with determination like the others. She would not lose Naruto. The yellow-blonde haired, ocean-sky blue eyed boy was like the baby brother she never had. And she would not lose him, the brunette swore it.
(Time skip: The Hokage is at the hospital after learning that Naruto has a deadly poisen in his system that will cause him to die within 5 days unless they can use a special antidote that only a certain sannin could make. He ordered his most faithful ANBU to find him and have him interrogated by Ibiki to find out where he had learned it from. The man who told the ninja was ordered to be executed and the man who used the poisen was stripped of his ninja rank. The hokage and his 5 ANBU are currently waiting for Naruto. The ANBU had a new mission; Get Naruto to Tsunade. As soon as possible)
" You all understand correct?" He got affirmitive nods. " Alright. Please save him. we all have promises to keep to my successor and I don't feel like breaking them like you five."
" Hai, Hokage-sama." They say at the same time. A tired-looking Miyune walked in. Her eyes looked slightly puffy.
" Hokage-sama? Naruto is ready for you."
" Thank you Miyune. You're a good girl."
" Thank you sir."
" Jiji? It is you! And Dog-niisan and Weasel-niisan, Cat-neechan, Hawk-niisan, and Wolf-niisan! You're going to take me to see Sannin-san? That's so cool!" Naruto smiled at them, unaware what was going on, except for the fact that everyone was happy to see him too.
" Good to see you again Naru-kun!" Says Cat.
" How are you doing?" Weasel asks.
" How've you been?" Asks Dog.
" I see you've grown some!" Wolf says.
" I see- hey! You took my line Wolf!" Hawk accused. Naruto laughed at that. Hawk, seeing as his little display made Naruto laugh, put his hands behind his head smugly. After all, they all love to see their 'little brother' Naruto laugh and hated it when anyone else made him laugh except for themselves. And since Hawk made him laugh, the other four were glaring daggers and burning holes into him. He was uneffected.
" Well when can we go? I wanna see the Sannin!" Naruto's little voice cut though the intense atmosphere like a knife.
" Sure. We can go anytime you're ready."
" Yay! Your the coolest Wea-"
" Oh and did I mention you can say our real names while on our journey?"
" Really!? You really are the coolest Itachi-niisan!" Now that made Itachi smug and made Cat/Yuna, Dog/Yuno, Hawk/Gin(the formerly smug one) and Kakashi glare at him. He already had a brother who worshipped him, he wasn't getting Naruto! The Third had sensed the caring for the boy from the 5 but had never imagined that it was this great. He gave himself a secret smile, but sighed on the outside.
" Well let's get going. I'll walk you to the gate alright Naruto?" The sandaime asked.
" I'll accompany you there as well." Miyune added.
" Ok jiji! Thanks Miyu-neechan!"
And with that they headed toward the gate. Naruto gave Miyune a hug as well as the Hokage and said his farewells. The Anbu were wearing clothing that resembled that of Jounin. Their destination was one of the gambling towns near Kanoha. For what reason Naruto didn't know. But he knew it was gonna be something fun!
Me: Well how was it? Please RnR!!! XD
Yuno: Where did your composed, mature self go? I mean, it's like your a little kid!
Yuna:...Here are the 5 Random Questions!!!(sweatdropping and nervous)
Gin: Question 1: Does Naruto have "Son Goku" aspects?
Question 2: Who is Itachi's worshipping brother?
Question 3: Are the ANBU wierdos or not?
Question 4: Do I like cake!?
Question 5: Is Hika-chan an adult!? (Get's hit in the head by a hammer.)
Me: The last two questions are just for fun but you can answer them anyway. The first three you have to answer though. Anyone who get the first three right, I put up your name on my next chapter. If a person gets all five right, I put up your name and give you a cookie(you know what I : happyGirl4, you get a cookie![If happyGirl4 exists, I didn't know.])
Everyone: Well that was it! Sayonara minna! XD