"Who do you think it is?"
That voice Harry could recognize as he was returning to the Gryffindor common room. It had to be Hermione, but to think that the best bookworm gossip? He had to hear this.
"I bet it's Snape" That sounded a lot like Seamus… but he wasn't all so certain.
Harry decided to just listen, honestly it's not like I have anything better to do.
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Inside the Room
Ron spits out hit drink and yelps "Are you MAD?"
Hermione reasoned with "Well there has to be a reason he's not telling us"
"Then Malfoy, I mean he seems to be into pretty boys" Ginny replied thoughtfully with a giggle.
Hermione pondered for a sec and just said "Could be"
Now it's Ron's turn to start acting like Ron. "If it's that insufferable git, might as well be Voldie"
"The way you say it sounds like you and Voldie are…"
Ron spun around and looked at his brothers Fred and George flabbergasted "Are you Crazy and bloody hell, when did get here"
Fred simply grinned "ah denial"
"We've been here since Seamus thought it was Snape" George added.
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Outside the room
Harry had heard Seamus say "Who do you guys think it is?"
Fred and George had then replied simultaneously "Depends on who he is"
"What do you mean?" Hermione asked in a rather confused voice
"Is he a top or bottom?"
"He isn't even gay!"
"Oh shut it Ron" Harry chucked, Hermione most certainly knew what to do with Ron.
As if Harry could see through walls, he felt Seamus shift his attention to the twins.
"Why does that matter?"
"If he's a top then it's definitely Snape as S is for submissive"
He had no idea that inside, Ron was turning redder than humanly possible.
"If he's a bottom then its likely Draco or Dean as D is for dominant"
Then he heard a Ginny's voice again "but it can't be Dean… He's with…"
The twins seemed to speak with fake emotion "We had forgotten, Ginny and Dean are an item"
"WHAT?"
Harry was almost knocked over by how loud Ron had shouted.
"Err I mean congratulations Gin"
Hermione decided to bring the conversation back to topic "So is it Snape or Malfoy?"
Ginny said as if she knew "Malfoy"
Seamus, as if mimicking Ginny but came out with "Snape"
"Snape"
"Malfoy"
Harry was rather surprised at the disagreement of the twins.
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Inside the Room
"You're all mad!" Ron shouted.
Everyone ignored him
"Should we ask him?"
"Let's wait until he tells us"
"We'll work on a plan"
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The Next Day
Everyone was gathered around the Great Hall for breakfast.
As Harry finished eating, he suddenly blurted out "It's Draco and yes he tops plus he tops as his name stands for dominant and he is a sex god. And yes I didn't tell you because it was Draco and …" Harry blabbered on for another three minutes until his breath ran out.
"I knew it!" That was clearly Ginny smiling.
George looked at Fred with an evil grin "Looks like you own me one"
"I think I'm going to be sick" Ron and muttered in a disgusted voice.
Harry then turns to Ron
"So how about that crush on Voldie?"
A/N: Just something I wrote quickly in math class… xD It's not really edited, and sorry about possible random changes through present and past tense.