To the next me
This is in case you get temporary amnesia when you first regenerate. Think of it as a guideline to being you, the Doctor. Or rather, think of it as a memo of do's and don't .
If you're a ginger , lucky you
if you're not, you can still have fun - 9, 10, 11, 12th
Try to stay away from female companions - trouble , every last one of them. but if you do get one, make sure she has no romantic interest in you - 9, 10, 11
If you run into Donna Noble,
tell her I'm sorry , I'm so sorry - 10
Keep Captain Jack Harkness away from any mildly attractive sexual beings ! - 9, 10
If someone is mad at you, be polite. offer them a jelly baby - 4
Stay away from the multi-colored coat in the closet. In fact, why is it even in the closet still ?
In Fact , Don't touch anything I wouldn't
Don't drop bananas
Bananas are good source of potasium - 9
on that note,
stock a stock of celery
it could save your life - 5
Beware angry moms, they like to slap you. Oh, and you might not want to visit Elizabeth I. Or Victoria And if she claims to be Cleopetra, it's most likely River Song – 9, 10, 11
No Spoilers ! - 11
Just try not to fall in love.
You know what ? Get a Tin Dog, humans are all trouble - 3, 4
Anything that takes the form of an Angel, is an Angel,
Don't Blink ! - 11
Apples are evil ! - 11
Bowties are cool - 11
you don't like pears , either - 10
People don't really care where you're from and how long you've lived nor that you're the last of your kind – when they're in danger
Fez are cool - 11
Wibly wobly timey wimey ! - 5, 10
Don't accidentally get married to an aztec elder. Again. And don't accidentally get married to Marilyn Monroe. Again. In fact, don't accidentally get married to any historical women. Or men for that matter. You can surely tell you have enough queens in your past as it is . Including Cpt. Jack. - 1st, 4th, 5th, 10th, 11th
Don't try a fake accent, especially don't let your companion try - 10
if the console is unresponsive , check to see if the rubber chicken is stuck under it. - 2nd
You don't use mortal weapons and you don't use force, but you do know Venusian Aikido if push come to shove. - 3rd
Try not to be the center of attention and action this time. It's okay to stay in the sideline … they'll force us into the spotlight anyway. - 1st
On that note, don't underestimate your companions. Especially not the male ones. They might look dumb, but they're not I.e Rory - 2nd, 6th, 10th, 11th
Don't save Hitler.. Don't even go near Hitler. - 11th
You call the TARDIS sexy. - 11th
If you've forgotten how to pilot her, you've taught your companion how to do it in your last regeneration
Try not to make Sexy jealous, she's a handful when she becomes jealous.
Oh, and companions think you're weird when you talk to Sexy too much … but they already think you're weird.
Basically ,
Don't do anything we wouldn't
Don't repeat our mistakes
you'll make your own mistakes
OH and
Don't be alone, you're dangerous when you're alone
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your last regenerations,
The Doctor