It was a beautiful Tuesday morning in the Belcher household. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, but there was a strange smell in the kitchen. Linda was cooking a suspicious looking meal. She looked at her family and excitedly asked, "Alright, who want's breakfast pizza?"

"Ew, gross," responded her youngest daughter, Louise, "What is that?"

"What? It's Gene's idea, tastes great."

Linda placed slices in front or her family. She sat down in her chair with a slightly larger serving. She and Gene began eating, while the rest of the family looked at their meals with concern.

"It smells awful Linda" said Bob, "Like burnt hair or something."

"Yeah, well me and Gene put a lot of effort into making this for you guys" Linda whines, before becoming more aggressive, "So you HAVE to eat it"

"If this kills me, I'm haunting both of your asses." Louise said, then pinched her nose, and had a bite.

"I'd love you to haunt me Louise," Gene answered "ghost sister would get a lot of hits on youtube."

"I really don't wanna eat this." Bob muttered.

Linda growled, "You're going to eat it and you're going to enjoy it."

"I guess I can try it for you Lin."

"Aw, thanks Bobby, you big romantic."

"Breakfast pizza is copyrighted Dad," Gene interjected, "So don't go serving it at the restaurant."

"It's a burger place, we don't do pizza. Also breakfast pizza doesn't sound like it would taste good, why would I want to sell something gross at my restaurant?"

"Is a pizza base made of high fiber cereal and oats awful, Dad? Is pizza sauce made of baked beans and maple syrup awful to you, Dad? Is your topping choice of bacon, eggs, waffles, toast, or a mixture of all of them awful? DAD?"

"Honestly, yes."

"Try it Dad," said Tina, "it's like a rollercoaster. A rollercoaster of breakfast flavors. It even makes you wanna vomit like rollercoasters do."

"Oh God"

"Well I love it." Linda announced.

"You would." Louise responded.

"Yeah, well hurry up and eat it or you'll be late for school."

"Pack me another slice for the trip." Gene demanded Linda, "No! I want you to pack three more slices!"

"This is actually kind of good." Bod admitted. "I'm not too sure about the base though."

"Yeah, I think next time we make it we should make the base out of Lucky Charms," Gene responded, "that way we can have a delicious breakfast and be lucky all day."

The kids placed their dishes in the sink with a clank, and walk to their rooms to get their school bags.

"I still want to know how you copyrighted something" Bob yell out to Gene, "I want to do that with some of my burger of the day ideas. Like today, the 'Holy mole' burger with guacamole, and nacho chips on the side.

"What if you call it, Time to Guac and Mole?" Linda suggested.

"It's alright but I like mine better."

The kids retured to the kitchen with their backpacks in tow. They definitely weren't excited for another boring day at school.

"I got my albino friend Ken to do it." Gene finally answered Bob.

"Kens not real."

"YES HE IS!"

"Hey Gene, do you think this would taste better with a pizza sized pancake as the base instead of this cereal mush?" Said Tina.

"That's a great idea, I'll call Ken."

"KEN'S NOT REAL!" Bob yelled.

"YES HE IS" Gene yelled back.