Title: Funny People Are Weird
Genre: Humor
Rating: T for language and same-sex relationships
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Pairing(s): Little bits of Hibari X Gokudera, Tsuna X Teenage Lambo, Kyoko X Haru, Bianchi X Yamamoto, Reborn X Chrome
Summary: Hibari and Gokudera try their hand at writing fan fiction, only to realize that it's becoming true. Warning: Possible spoilers for the manga and OOCness! Lots of crack pairings, but nothing serious! Please R & R! By the way, the title is not important...
Kyoya Hibari had just left the weapons shop when he saw none other than Hayato Gokudera running up to him. The silver-haired teen had a goofy grin on his face as he stopped in front of Hibari and wiped his brow. "Yo, Hiba-chan! Wassup?" Gokudera exclaimed. His eyes were gleaming with excitement. Hibari just glared at him and replied, "Don't call me that or I'll kill you. Anyway, what do you want now, you idiot?" Suddenly, Gokudera made an eleborate pose and shouted, "FAN...FICTION!!!" As he said this, confetti and fire works exploded in the sky.
After a few seconds, Hibari just shrugged and began to walk away. The scenary changed back to normal and Gokudera cried, "Hiba-chan! Wait a minute! Hey!" With amazing speed, Gokudera leapt forward and grabbed Hibari by the waist, causing them both to fall to the ground. Hibari kicked Gokudera off and screamed, "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE THAT BADLY?" Gokudera looked up at Hibari with a sad look in his eyes. Hibari thought he looked kind of cute, except for the trail of blood running down the boy's face.
"COME ON, HIBA-CHAN!" Gokudera whined, "PLEASE LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!" Hibari sighed and replied, "Fine. I'll listen, but don't expect to give a damn." Gokudera, realizing that Hibari had finally given in, stood up and said, "HIBA-CHAN, I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU!" Hibari grumbled under his breath, wondering why this asshole had to keep screaming like that.
Suddenly, Hibari felt something hard hit him in the side of the head and he fell unconscious...
Slowly, Hibari began to regain consciousness. As his vision returned, Hibari saw he was inside a strange room, tied in chains to a chair. The walls were painted peach-pink and pictures of naked women were hanging all over the ceiling. A lone computer sat on a plain desk near a window. Hibari noticed that someone...someone with gray hair...was typing on the computer like mad. "What the hell is going on?" Hibari asked calmly. Gokudera turned his head and hissed, "I'M WRITING FAN FICTION, BIATCH!"
Effortlessly, Hibari blew the chains off and began to unsheathe his weapons as he walked towards Gokudera. Gokudera threw up his hands and cried, "WAH! HIBA-CHAN, DON'T KILL ME! I JUST WANTED TO WRITE STORIES WITH YOU!" Hibari froze in his tracks when Gokudera said this. His face began to feel hot as he thought, 'Gokudera...wanted to write stories...with me?'
"WE'LL WRITE FANFICS TOGETHER!!!"
Three weeks later...
"...Hey, Gokudera?"
"Yes, Hiba-chan?"
"Haven't you noticed how things have been weird lately?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, for one thing, about three hours after we submitted that Yamamoto X Bianchi fic, we found that your stepsister just had sex with said guy!"
"Hmm...that IS a strange coincidence..."
"Then, when we put up that M-rated story where Teenage Lambo molests Tsuna, we find out that they're getting married!"
"..."
"We also wrote a Kyoko/Haru and a Reborn/Chrome and both of those actually happened! I think we have some amazing power or something, Gokudera!"
"...Wanna sex?"
"Sure..."