A/n: I was inspired by my new friend, Pastel Paintbrush to write this! Go check out her story, it's really good! Anywho, on with the poem!

Green Tea

What's the deal with this girl?

She drinks green tea all day.

What a disgusting drink.

Apparently, her name is IA.

Her parents must be ex hippies or something.

That would explain a lot.

She claims she can see ghosts and read minds.

I think she should be committed to the nearest mental hospital.

She is as crazy as my sister.

Who in the world has a carrot fetish?

I think IA and Gumi would get along fine.

So I how did I meet IA?

I found her hanging upside down in a tree.

I'm not joking, she was sniiffing my hair.

She said it smelled like mint.

What a werido.

Somehow we became friends.

IA has dragged me on countless adventures.

Like the time, me and her tried contacting a ghost girl named Yuki.

That was a disaster.

We entered the talent show.

I was the magician and she was my assistant.

We won.

I may or may not have a crush on IA.

She is cute.

Really, really cute.

Miku and Kaito tease me a lot about IA.

I'm Gumiya, the most popular guy in school.

I could have any girl(or guy, for that matter.) I wanted.

Why choose IA, the space cadet?

I have no idea.

She's different, really different.

I like different.

You know, we kissed one time.

Just to see how it would feel.

IA tasted like green tea.

Maybe green tea isn't so bad...