This is my first fanfic.
I do not own Adventure Time or any of its characters.
"What the hey Gunther! I can't think of any fanfiction to write about Fionna and Cake. It's all your fault!"
"Wenk!"
"Come on, don't give me that!" The Ice King sighed. "Glob, I just wish they were real. Then I'd be hittin' up the adventures with them big time, right Gunther?" The penguin waddled away innocently. "You know who would be great at writing stories? Marceline! What with all of her good music and that story she told the princesses and me, she's probably secretly an author! Man, I should go over there right now!"
"Wenk Wenk, WENK!" Gunther cried from the other room.
"Alright, see you later Gunther!" the Ice King said as he flew out of his cave, book and quill in hand.
Somewhere outside the entrance, a man chuckled and teleported away.
Marceline sighed as she floated away from a ruined city she had decided to explore today. It had reminded her of Simon, before he went mad. Before she turned into a vampire. Before...
"Marceline! Hey Marcy!" a raspy voice called from afar.
"Oh no..." Marceline sighed as she reluctantly turned to face the man she had come to love so much, but hated what he had become.
"Marceline! I need your help to write a story," Ice King declared as he approached the hat-covered vampire. "It's another Fionna and Cake fanfiction and I need inspiration."
"What? Just because I told that one story doesn't mean I'm going to help you again," Marceline remarked.
As Ice King tried to convince Marceline to help him, a cloaked figure approached.
"Come on, please? I'll... I'll do a little dance for you!" Ice King begged.
"I don't want you to... oh, now who are you?" Marceline asked as the cloaked figure came close. "Oh, Oh I know who you are," Ice King said, stopping his dance for a second. "A huge nerd!"
"Actually," the man said as he began to take off his cloak. "I'm a... MAGIC MAN!" The man threw off his cloak, revealing tattered yellow clothes and a yellow wizard's hat.
"Watch," Magic Man instructed. He turned a nearby squirrel into a ball and kicked it far off into the horizon. "MAGIC!" he sang out.
"Woah, I wanna do that!" exclaimed Ice King.
"What, are you crazy!?" Marceline yelled.
"No... I'm MAGIC MAN!" Magic Man said once more.
"Yeah, but what in the Land of Ooo do you want?" Marceline asked, feeling particularly annoyed by now.
"Say not the Land of Ooo, but the Land of Aaa! Are you ready for a magical favor?" Magic Man asked. "A MYSTICAL MAGICAL FAVOR!" he sang.
"The Land of Aaa? Hey, I know that place you guys! I know th..." Ice King started to say, but Magic Man was already casting a spell.
"YOLOPANCAKESHOBOMANDRAKES," Magic Man said without warning.
In that moment, Marceline felt gravity reverse, and she plummeted up... or was it down? She thought she saw Ice King falling with her for a second, but she then began to flail and spin until she was out of control.
"YOUR WELCOME!" she thought she heard Magic Man say, but then she hit a flat surface and she blacked out.
Thanks for reading my first chapter!
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