Summary: It's another beautiful day on New Zack Island. The warm sun, clear skies, beautiful blue water, and gorgeous women with beauty and figures. What would be the perfect thing to start such a perfect day? ... Well, one of them is DEFINITELY not Tina hogging up the only bathroom in the hotel of the island!
A/N: It's just a short story after a drawing I did gave me some inspiration. In this drawing I drew, the girls of DOA are waiting in line as Tina is hogging up the bathroom... AGAIN! Kasumi is trying to be patient, Helena is losing her patience, Kokoro is somehow remaining calm and collected and doesn't look as if she just woken up (FLAWLESS), Hitomi just wants to brush her teeth and is getting over a hangover, Tsubaki has no patience and is talking like a sailor, Leifang just has a bad hair day, Christie could care less, Marie Rose has to pee, BAD, Mila is drowsy and getting over a hangover as well, Nyotengu has ABSOLUTELY no patience and also doesn't look as if she had just woken up (FLAWLESS #2), Ayane just wants to take a shower (as usual), Lisa lost her glasses in the bathroom, Momiji SERIOUSLY needs to take a shower, and Rachel needs to "release her bowels".
Another morning on the island of New Zack Island. As one would expect, the island was naturally embellished with the glory of clear and beautiful sky that symbolized the shining Heavens, a sun shining bright and wide, the sounds of the collected waves of the sea, and the pretty white sand of the beaches. It was once again, another day for the beautiful ladies who were participants in the Dead or Alive Tournaments. While wearing nothing but bikinis were pleasing to the eye and to the women's own confidence yet disgust by how provocative they were, they were ever-so longing to glamour into the sun and feel the breeze of the natural winds.
This time, newcomers Mila, Nyotengu, Marie Rose, Momiji, Rachel, and Tsubaki were spending their weeks at that island. They've heard so much from the ladies who visited the island before that the offer was too impossible to resist. However, Momiji really didn't want to come and wanted to focus on her training until Ryu told her that she needed to relax a little and not overdo her training.
However, with a beautiful island and beautiful resort that was made for absolute comfort for the ladies, the previous demise of New Zack Island left its owner, Zack and his beautiful side chick- I mean mistress, Niki, in great debt. While they were able to pay for the previous damages that happened to the first Zack Island after the volcano erupted and sunk the entire island into the depths of the ocean, it was recovered with the help of a few alien friends from the galaxy with no pay. Yet, another horrible contingency came about when the second island, New Zack Island, was showered with meteors out of the blue, causing yet another volcanic eruption with the addition of an explosion that officially sunk the island. While the aliens were glad enough to help Zack escape yet another strange event, a previous bout between Niki and two of the female aliens in regards of the "dominant female species", the aliens decided to let New Zack Island stay underwater, forcing poor Zack to retort to paying to rebuild New Zack Island.
However, one lesson that Zack learned was that islands sure as hell were not cheap. As a matter of fact, it costed so much money that Zack wasn't even able to pay for construction of the previous functions of the island that brought the ladies' amusement, such as the ferris wheel, water slide, docks, marine race courses, and a few of the hotels. Yet one of the biggest issues that resulted in Zack having to cut down a bit in funds was... bathrooms. While the need to lessen the number of bathrooms sounded ludicrous, Zack actually pulled in quite a big effort for these bathrooms.
"Nobody likes a dirty bathroom. It's just plain gross!" He said when the thought came in. "So, how about a palace-like bathroom that is so comfortable for the ladies, they may never want to leave out?" He proposed to his side chick- sorry, mistress, Niki. As usual, she agreed with whatever Zack to offer, whether beneficial or completely inane. Plus, to show her appreciation, she would always make that cackle of a witch that she always does... and boy does it get annoying. "Ha! Zack, what a great idea! The girls will love it!" Feeling blessed by how his side chick- you know what, I'm just going to say it, side chick was supporting his somewhat of a genius idea, he gave her a great big hug and one hell of a kiss on a cheek. "Oh NIKI! I love you so much, girl!" Apparently Helena and Lisa too. Oops! Did that come out of my mouth? Whatever.
Anyway, back to the subject about the bathrooms, since the pay to rebuild New Zack Island was rather expensive and was going to bring Zack in a bind, especially since his platinum-blonde side chick was spending money as if she was paying rent, he had no choice but to only give the ladies one bathroom. However, what Zack failed to realize is that no one likes to share a lavatory. Along with that, there was always that one person who would spend what could be considered a year of time in the bathroom that it can drive the person waiting to a brink of insanity... especially with Tina.
On the second morning of their vacation at New Zack Island, the sun was beginning to surface into the sky. In a crappy cabin shack with a tank of fish, one lamp, cheesy fish decorations on the wall, and the fuming stench of ass arousing into the air, Tina was awakened by the sun's rays that beamed through the blinds that she left half-closed. With a smile on her face, she stretched her body, bringing her arms above the bed's banister, and jumped out of the bed with a two-piece bikini that resembled the American flag yet failed to cover some of her breasts and rear. But who's complaining?
She opened the door and stepped out onto the beach. The wind was pleasant and the temperature was right for a day to enjoy the sun. As she gazed onto the purple morning sky, she turned her attention to a pathway that was leading to a highly decorated hotel that wasn't too far from her left. "Better hurry! I've gotta be first!" She said in a whisper as she silently ran across two other cabins that were housing the sakura kunoichi, Kasumi, and the Gothic Lolita, Marie Rose. As she trudged through the pathway, she came to face a wooden door that was finally crafted, turning the knob and entering inside. Once she entered, she was now wandering down a Victorian era-made hallway that held pictures of some parts of the previous island and one disturbing picture of Zack's trunks being tugged by a little dog, revealing his black ass. Okay, that was just wrong.
As Tina trudged further down the historic hall, she came to a stop and turned on her right. Immediately, her eyes glimmered upon the sight of a crystal-crafted sign that read "BATHROOM", written in fine cursive writing and painted with a soothing colour of blue that matched Tina's eyes. Truly, she felt as if she was a goddess of another realm. "My God! The sign is so... beautiful." She said in awe. She was amazed even further when she opened the door and peered into the bathroom. However, it didn't look like a bathroom at all but appeared as an aquapolis! The walls were painted in the crystalizing ocean of blue, the wood crafted to resemble the mighty seas, paintings of the Water God, Poseidon in his honor, the shower head appeared as if it was crafted with gems instead of metal, and the sink... the sink. Simple words could not describe the adornment of the sink. It was as if Tina died and flew up into Heaven. "Wow! I swear this bathroom gets prettier and prettier by every moment!" As Tina was gazing around the bathroom in awe, since it was truly a rather glorious lavatory indeed, she remembered why she was in the bathroom in the first place.
"Oh yeah! I almost forgot just looking at the damn place!" She crouched to her knees and bent over under the sink to pull out a forest green duffelbag that read the words, "Tina's Private Magazines: Touch and Face HELL WITH BLONDE HAIR!", which was written in a blood color of red.
Tina grabbed one of the magazines and on the front cover, it read Top 15 Females of the Dead or Alive Tournament: Who Was Stunning?, and it had a picture of the German/Japanese princess, Hitomi, wearing a green letterman jacket that had tannish-white sleeves, with red fighting gloves, blue jeans, and white sneakers. Her brown hair was reaching her shoulders and it was decorated with a simple pink hairband that complimented her bluish-gray eyes, resembling her true beauty. As Tina opened the magazine, she sat on the porcelain, left leg crossing her right leg, and began reading, "Let's see who is stunning."
-One Hour Later-
Kasumi relentlessly knocked the door multiple times, holding her toothbrush with her free hand. Behind her was a not-so happy Helena, who wore a white sleeping gown, a dark purple face mask that was on top of her blonde bangs, and her skin being invaded by crow's feet. The crow's feet would normally be seen on her face whenever she was losing her patience. "Tina! Come on! We all need to use the bathroom too!" Kasumi pleaded with Tina, who was still in the bathroom, apparently reading. "Yeah! The bathroom is not your bedroom for Christ's sake, so bring your silicon ass out of there!" Helena exclaimed in an aggressive and unpleasant tone of voice.
From behind the door, Tina's voice was heard, "Alright, you old bitties! Just five more minutes!" Hearing that, Helena's brows creased deeper and when Kasumi turned to look at her, she noticed that the elegant CEO of DOATEC was not herself and was pissed. "You said that an HOUR ago! Bring your ass out of the bathroom this instant!" Helena's voice was louder and she was definitely losing her patience. Behind her was her younger and beautiful half-sister, Kokoro. Kokoro was wearing a fuschia robe that resembled to one of her kimonos from Kyoto that was decorated with numerous of flowers. Her raven hair was styled with a suitable high ponytail that she tied with a matching bow with the addition of several flowers pinned on each side. Unlike Kasumi and Helena, Kokoro didn't look like she just woke up. Her skin was perfect, her hair was neat, she was dressed with grace and elegance, like any modern-day geisha, and she wasn't even wearing make-up. Maybe she always woke up like this... flawless. *Ahem* Sorry, she's a favorite character of mines.
Anyway, Kokoro tapped her sister's shoulder lightly because Helena was in a very foul mood this morning. "Um Helena?" Helena turned her back to face her sister but was giving her a somewhat pleasing look, with the exception of her brows being placed in their normal positions, "Yes, Kokoro?" She responded with a now delicate voice. "Actually, Tina's been in the bathroom for an hour and FIVE minutes." Hearing her half-sister say that, Helena turned around and was once again, filled with undying rage. She lightly pushed Kasumi away and began banging on the door, "DAMMIT TINA, GET OUT OF THERE!" She yelled.
While Helena was losing her mind, Hitomi and Kokoro's other half-sister, Tsubaki, had come from behind and was now in line. Hitomi didn't look so well. Upon coming to the wonderful age of 20, Hitomi went on a wild drinking spree the night the women arrived. She went from Vodka to Alize and finished it all with margaritas. But when morning came, Hitomi felt like shit. Her stomach was intoxicated by the contents of the alcohol she consumed last night, her head was pounding as if something was beating her with a jackhammer, she lost her panties, and she was getting over a hang-over. "Ugh! I. Am. Never. Drinking. AGAIN!" She said as she leaned over to Tsubaki's shoulder. Tsubaki was Kokoro's half sister, but she was very discrepant from her. Her father was a Barbadian man from Barbados, so she carried a black descent with her and her mother, Miyako, was Japanese and was also Kokoro's mother. Tsubaki was a year older than Kokoro and the two were thick as thieves. They've practiced together, eat together, talk with each other daily, and were more than just sisters. In contrast, Kokoro was the sweet and benevolent one while Tsubaki was the rough and sort of cynical one but nonetheless, was friendly.
Seeing Hitomi in such a state, Tsubaki rubbed her fingers through the German's brown hair, trying to comfort her, "It's okay. Just don't mix Vodka with Hennessey. That will really fuck you up." Did I forget to mention that Tsubaki was foul-mouthed?
Anyway, Hitomi looked up at the half-ebony beauty and wrapped her arms around her shoulders as if for security and nestled her head on her bosom. "Thanks. Not much of good advice, but definitely helps." She said right in front of Tsubaki's face, causing the horrendous fumes of her breath to penetrate into Tsubaki's nostrils. Upon catching a whiff of the fumes, Tsubaki gagged in disgust and looked directly in Hitomi's eyes. "Also, after you get a hang-over, please brush your teeth... thoroughly!" She said.
Shocked, Hitomi immediately removed herself from Tsubaki, held her hand to her face and blew her breath, catching whiff of it and was also struck by the stench. "Oh God! I knew I shouldn't have drunken that Bloody Mary!" She said. When she was about to walk up, she hadn't noticed Kokoro was in front of her but stopped in time to not collide into her. That was then that she noticed the line consisting of Kasumi, Helena, and Kokoro in front of her. Judging by Helena's crow's feet and Kasumi trying to be patient but was stressed at top of it all, Tina was hogging the bathroom again. "Oh no! Did Tina beat us again?!" She whined in question, causing Tsubaki to look up and notice the long line. Kokoro turned to face the two young women and calmly answered, "Yeah. She's been in there for an hour and five minutes. Helena is starting to lose her patience."
Immediately, Tsubaki's skin turned red as the devil. She gritted her teeth in frustration and balled her fists to where her veins could literally be seen. While Helena was losing her patience, Tsubaki lacked patience. "Seriously?! Every single fricking morning, that bitch brings her plastic ass into the bathroom and spends a whole day in there! There's people who needs to use the bathroom too!" Tsubaki's voice was louder than Helena's and she was truly pissed. Thankfully, that's where the sweet and lovely Kokoro came in. She ran over to comfort her sister by placing her hands on both her shoulders in a reassuring manner. "Okay, Tsubaki. Just relax and be a bringer of patience." While Kokoro was being sweet with her sister, Tsubaki, in less cold tone, responded, "Kokoro. If you know me better than anybody else, you should know that I'm not a bringer of patience, let alone that I even have a line of patience." This is true. Tsubaki was a living example as to having no boundaries of patience whatsoever. While she would try, it was gone very easily but she was always able to contain it for some time.
Kokoro continued. She may have been sweet but she always persistent. "Okay, but we can try. Remember, a lack of patience is a lack of morality. If you cannot wait for Tina to come out of the bathroom, even she's been in there for an hour and now seven minutes, then it comes to show that you are immoral and you're letting this girl get to you like a tick. Understand?" The great wisdom that she spoke seemed to be a great reprimand for her sister. Her skin returned to its tannish-brown shade and she began to calm herself down. "Okay, Kokoro. I will try to be a bringer of patience. But if she's not out that bathroom then I'm just immoral, got it?" While not the exact response she wanted, it was something that she could live with. Besides, Kokoro has known Tsubaki ever since birth so it wasn't surprising that she will lose her patience either way. "Alright." She said as she returned to her place in the line.
After 13 minutes, patience from everyone was wearing thin. By then, Kasumi actually began showing signs of impatience as her brows crease by every minute, Hitomi no longer felt sick yet was still getting over a hangover and looked pissed by how she pursed her lips, Helena almost scratched the paint of the wall with her fingernails, Kokoro was starting to squeeze the bar of soap in her hand to mush and Tsubaki's skin slowly turned red. As another minute passed, the girls finally had enough and altogether, they boasted, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!"
Tina's response, however, was, "WILL YALL SHUT THE HELL UP?! I'M TRYING TO READ! DAMN!" Now completely pissed, Helena walked pass Kasumi and asked in by far her loudest voice ever, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING READING?! YOU SHOULD BE WASHING YOUR ASS INSTEAD OF READING!" Tina responded, "I LIKE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE IN THE BATHROOM BY READING! SO SHUT IT UP OUT THERE AND WAIT!" From both parties, they were about to kill each other.
The girls were getting agitated by Tina's prolonged association in the bathroom and Tina was getting tired of the girls' bitching and moaning. Everyone was starting to get pissed. By then, Leifang had joined the line as she stepped behind Tsubaki. The young Chinese rich girl didn't look like herself this morning. She wore a gray top with black pajama pants and gray bunny slippers. To top it all off, she wore a winter cap that concealed her hair entirely and when the girls turned around to see her, they were left in question about her appearance. Leifang waved at them in greeting but they were more concerned about the cap then that. "Leifang..." Helena said. "Yeah, Helena?" Leifang responded in question. While Helena was unable to finish her sentence, Hitomi decided to finish it for her, "Why are you wearing a winter cap in the middle of summer?"
Hearing that, Leifang grew frantic. She knew if she were to tell them the reason why she was wearing a winter cap, it would embarrass her. So to stretch the truth, she lied and said, "I'm wearing it because it has my favorite color." She then looked at them with a promising smile that could easily read that she was hoping they would buy her lie. However, the girls were no fools. They knew Leifang was lying about something and though is was sort of irrelevant, they wanted to know. "Leifang, get real." Kasumi said, causing Leifang to panic a bit more but manage to keep her smile, "Oh whatever do you mean?"
Tsubaki walked up towards her, giving her an intense glare, "Leifang, the cap you're wearing is orange. Your favorite color is lemon yellow." As if she was a deer caught in headlights, Leifang felt struck with stupidity. Of all colors, she had to pick an orange winter cap. Well, that was the only color of the caps that she could find at the Accessory Store.
Feeling defeated, Leifang finally surrendered and grabbed the cap, "Okay. If you really want to know, the reason why I'm wearing this cap is because... I'm having a bad hair day." While Leifang closed her eyes for the insults to fly, she was caught off guard by the non-verbal silence that came from the girls. She opened her eyes to notice that they were all staring at her with questionable looks on their faces. Truly, they weren't taking it as serious as she thought but instead of being relieved that it wasn't a big issue, Leifang was upset by their lack of concern and emotion. "Did you hear me? I said I'm having a bad hair day!" She repeated.
However, their expressions remained the same... unconcerned and confused. "Seriously, Leifang?" Hitomi asked. Leifang nodded, "Seriously! I'm having a bad hair day!" They all shook their heads and Kokoro responded, "Oh, please. I'm pretty sure it's not THAT bad." Now feeling insulted by that comment, Leifang said, "Oh it's not THAT bad. Well..." She removed her cap and said, "Does this look like it's not THAT bad?!" In shock, the girls leaned back and said, "DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!"
A/N: This story is pretty long so to preserve some space, I'm going to release it in chapters. Also, the Resident Evil story is on hold due to my commitment to wanting to return instead of waiting. I may just due a rewrite of one of the games but until now, I'm sticking with releasing stories and just getting back to the writing industry. I hope you all love this story as much as I loved writing it. However, I will admit that I did add in some of my words into it. Plus, if you all don't know... I hate Tina. Can't explain it to you right now but I just do. Anyway, feel free to review and hope you all have a lovely Christmas.