Disclaimer: I own nothing if I did, I would so be a lot richer and not be using my dads computer on my weekends off from school, or be driving a big ass fourunner truck! Oh wait then I would have money and I could….damn…..
A/N ok so I haven't updated I know, but this summer I am going on a mission trip for a whole month so I would like to be able to redo or at least go over each chapter of this story fix and add stuff, so I know ppl are gonna be mad cause there wont be a new chappy but only revised stuff, but I hopefully will have motivation when I get back to write a new one.
"Blah"- English
"Blah"- Japanese
'Blah'-Thoughts
'Blah'-Kyuubi
Onto the revised story! Damn bold font thing wont FU go off!
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It was a normal day in Konoha hidden leaf village when a select band of ninjas had come together in a small round office.
There were four of them, but size doesn't matter for they each knew one other probably better than anyone else and each held the others deadliest secrets.
They are the ninjas known as ANBU, tactic, specialist, assassins, killers, the best of the best.
They were all standing inside the tan office, which had a large wall window in the back that looked over the large village. In the room there was also a large wooden desk in the center, and sitting at that desk was a very blonde, and very busty women who was known as Tsunade the 5th Hokage. In front of her stood 4 of her best weapons. A tracker, a medic, a prodigy, and the 6th Hokage.
"You all have been briefed on the missions necessities?" Tsunade asked folding her fingers together on her desk and resting her chin on it. Staring to her left she waited for a reply of understanding.
The one on the far right seemed to be the oldest because he had a head of white hair that stuck up to one side and seemed to defy gravity. He had on the regulation ANBU uniform, which consisted of black pants, a black sleeve-less shirt with high collar, and a flexible kuni resistant white vest that snapped around the mid section much like overalls. He also had on elbow length fingerless gloves. His head band that boar the symbol for the village hidden in the leaves covered his left eye, while he had on a mask that covered his whole bottom face. On his shoulder was the regulation ANBU tattoo. He had a small orange book in his hand and he was obviously not paying attention to the briefing. He currently had a dog mask in his other hand too lazy to even put it on.
Name: Hatake Kakashi
Rank: Anbu, Tracker
Age of Rank: 12
Current Age: 29
Field name: Inu
Next to the older ninja was the only female in the group, though she had on a mask, it was a cat. Her short bright pink hair could be seen from behind her mask. She wore the outfit like the man next, and she had a cloak draped over her arm. Her darl pink headband was holding her hair back behind the polished porcelain mask.
Name: Sakura Haruno
Rank: ANBU, Medic-nin
Age of Rank: 15
Current Age: 18
Field name: Neko
Next to her was a tall blonde boy who had on a mask in the shape of a fox. His bright yellow spikes of hair stuck out in all angles around his mask. He was wearing the same, but you could see a small green pentagon crystal necklace hanging from his neck over his black shirt which stuck out with great contrast. He also had a cloak under his arm. His own black clothed head band was only slightly visible in the back of his head.
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Rank: ANBU, Second in Command, Beta
Age of Rank: 15
Current Age: 17
Field name: Kitsune
The last person in the group was a male with the mask of a Raven. He too had on the uniform, but his had a red and white fan on the back of the jacket. His jet black hair stood out from the rest of the groups colorful dyes.
Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Rank: ANBU, Captain, Alpha
Age of Rank: 16
Current Age: 18
Field name: Karasu
"Alright, so you four are to be sent over to London to the school of magic and wizardry called Hogwarts. You will be transferred there by device called a 'portkey' which I will explain later. When you reach London you shall meet a man named Remus Lupin in the pub called 'The Leaky Caldron'. That is where the 'portkey' will bring you. You will ask him the question 'I am the brother of the traitor of Thebes,' he should answer, 'I am the family with the unholy curse'. He will then guide you to the outdoor market called 'Diagon Ally' where you will get chakra tools called wands. It is just a channel for your chakra. And then you will get other supplies such as medical appliances, food, clothing and books so that you can continue your undercover research of the wizarding world. When you get to Hogwarts your charge is a 15 year old boy named Harry Potter. Your employer Dumbledoor Albus has sent us a 'potion' that will allow you to speak their language, yes its safe we tested it on a nin dog-" Kakashi scowled at her "And it didn't harm, then we tried it on Genma, and well its Genma so you can only guess he is harassing Raidou, and yes Naruto you can still speak Japanese when you want to." Tsunade said as she saw Naruto raise his hand.
Shizune then came in and gave them the liquid, and they drank it. She then disappeared to the back room.
"So you know what to do?" Tsunade asked watching the four like a hawk.
"Hai, we are to protect this child from what ever it is thats after him. We shall send a messenger bird with updates." the dog said not looking up from his book. Tsunades eye twitched at the simplicity that he said it in.
"Heres his photo." She said tossing Sakura a folder, which had been sitting on her desk a moment before.
"So, that's the gaki huh?" the fox asked leaning over Sakura's shoulder to get a better look at the picture. It was of a male, 15 years, black hair, green sad eyes, glasses. The works.
"I wouldn't be talking about brats gaki." Tsunade said leaning back in her chair as the elder of the four took a glimpse at the picture discretely.
"Yup, doesn't look much older than three years your junior, or in Narutos case, two." the dog (Kakashi) said with a hidden smirk.
"Hey! I'm turning 18 in October!" Naruto yelled. "Shut up brat!" Tsunade barked.
"What ever Baa-chan." he mumbled. Tsunades eye twitched, but she continued "So you memorized the appearance of his face?"
"Hai" they all said in unison. Backs straightening up as they waited for their mission information of travel.
"Good, Your train leaves in two days. You shall catch it at platform 9 3/4. You all know what your jobs are going to be when you get there." Tsunade paused in her speech to pull out a sheet of paper with some writing on it, and then began to recite off what was written.
"Sakura! You will be working as a transfer nurse trying to learn the difference in western and eastern culture involving medicine in their medical unit known as the 'hospital wing'. Your senpai will be a woman named Pomfry. Kakashi! You will be working as the care for magical creatures in the place of a man named 'Hagrid.'. Naruto Sasuke, you two will be the 'Defense against the dark arts teachers' or DADA teachers. You are to go home pack and be back within the hour to receive the portkey which is a chakra enhanced object that can teleport you to where it is set to. Now leave" Tsunade said smiling as the four left in a poof of smoke to start their mission.
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It has been an hour and the four are back in the office each with two bags. One with clothes, under armor, body armor and some currency that they would exchange. In the second bag was filled with scrolls weapons of all sorts, and healing ointment that Hinata had gladly made when she heard that her friends were going on such a long mission. Tsunade was sitting at her desk with a smile on her face and an old dull, rusty kuni sitting on the strangely free of paper desk.
"Ok, you will all grab a hold of this thing in 10 seconds got that?" Tsunade asked as the four clutched their bags and nodded once in understanding. "ok, now do not forget the pass code when you meet the man." Sasuke nodded indicating he had received the information.
"Alright, be safe, don't get killed and ... here!" she threw the kuni at Kakashi who all caught is with practiced ease. The other three quick grabbed a hold and they each felt a tug at their navels before the room began to spin.
Before they were gone from the office Naruto yelled "See you later granny Tsunade!"
"I'm not that old! Gaki." Tsunade yelled with a smirk and grabbed a bottle of sake and took a long swig.
"Be safe brat, may Minato watch over you." she whispered into her bottle and then closed her eyes and sighed, but her happy moment was wasted when Shizune came in with the papers she had moved earlier.
"Why did I want this job again?" Tsunade asked as she threw her hands in the air.
"Because of the money." a voice from the window spoke.
"Gah! Jariaya!" Tsunade shouted as she threw her now empty sake bottle at said mans head, successfully knocking him back out the window.
"Why cant anyone use the god damn door anymore?" she sighed and grabbed the first sheet of paper.
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The spinning eventually stopped and the four ninjas fell from the sky, or rather bar ceiling.
They expertly landed on their feet without a sound, not even disturbing the man currently eating blood pudding at a table in front of them.
"So where is this guy?" Naruto asked in Japanese crossing his arms and wrinkling his nose at the smoky atmosphere of the dank pub.
Suddenly they felt it all at once. "Sasuke?" Sakura asked as she looked around. "I know." He simply said. "Their chakra level seems to be only coming from a single source on their bodies, but it is a low amount might I add. Im guessing that, that's what Hokage-sama was talking about with the whole wand thing." Kakashi said putting his book away and swinging his two duffle bags over his left shoulder with ease.
"Kakashi, you smell anything?" Sasuke asked scanning the dimly lit room barely occupied by anything more then cobwebs, the blood pudding man and themselves.
Kakashi pulled his mask out a tiny bit and took in a sniff. "I smell wolves blood. And it's coming towards us."
Suddenly Sasuke spun around and pinned a man with graying hair to the wall and pulled out a kuni in a flash and pressed it to his neck all within a tenth of a second.
"I am the brother of the traitor of Thebes." Sasuke said with a cold voice in perfect English looking straight at the man who visibly gulped and said "I-i am the family with the u-unholy curse."
Sasuke still didn't let him go. He just glared at him through the slits in his raven mask not trusting the man entirely. He pressed harder on his collar bone. "UhhgG" the man said as he was being chocked by this strange man.
"Sasuke." Naruto, the fox said as he stepped forward slightly. Sasuke gave a final glare and then dropped him promptly onto his ass.
The guy scrambled away slightly and then stood up and began to straighten his jacket as if he had not just been attacked by a death eater look alike. The four Anbu took their stance with there hands behind their backs and in a perfect line, starting with Sasuke on the far right and ending with Kakashi on the far left. Naruto was on Sasukes right.
"Um... yes. Hello, my name is R-remus Lupin, I am terribly sorry for startling you, I guess Dumbledoor got his moneys worth." Lupin said as he eyed the four, unmoving, masked Men/woman. "And I apologize that I am late. I had a...run in with a certain dog." Lupin smiled scratching the back of his head.
'Man, this guys excuses are worse then Kakashi's on a good day.' Naruto thought.
'I liked the one when he said that he got attacked by a dolphin.' Kyuubi snickered in his corner.
"That's quite alright, we just got here. Now would you please bring us to this 'Diagon Ally'?" Sakura said with a smile in her voice, but she didn't move an inch from her spot on Kakashi's left.
"Yes, yes, we shall get to that very soon. But first can I get your names please?" he asked politely waving his hand slightly in the air as if to encourage them. "it is only polite to receive ones name after giving your own."
The man in the raven mask stepped up first. "I am to be known as Sasuke , my field name is Karasu, which you shall call me when I am in uniform. I am the captain of ANBU squad 3. My teammate-" Sasuke said tilting his head in the fox masked mans direction "and I will be the defense against the dark arts teachers." Sasuke said without emotion in his voice, the voice of a true killer. His tone made Lupin shiver and want to take a step away from him, but he knew that this man wouldn't kill him for he was on the same side as Sasuke's employer, or at least he hoped he wouldn't kill him.
"I'm Naruto! Feild name Kitsune. Second in command, and I will also be doing the defense against the dark arts position." Naruto said bowing low from his position next to Sasuke.
"Sakura, I am Neko, I am a medical personal, and will be working with a Pomfry-senpai, In the hospital wing." Sakura spoke bowing as well. This girl made Lupin less nervous around the other guards but only a little.
But then he jumped when the last guard spoke with a deeper voice then the rest.
"Kakashi, known as Inu, team tracker. And eldest of the group. I will be doing the care of magical creatures course." Kakashi said bowing slightly less then the others.
Lupin took a good look at the four who would be in charge of protecting the school and help in the fight against the dark lord. 'I am just glade these people, if I can even call them that, are on our side.' Remus thought to himself.
"Now that introductions are done let us check in and get your bags in you rooms, you each have your own. After you are settled we can get your shopping done and then the rest of the time is yours. Just find me down here in two days at 8 O'clock sharp and we will travel by another portkey."
He led them up to the counter. "Tom, I need the keys for the party from Konhai Konokad- Konohagakaru." Lupin said squinting as he read off a piece of paper that then burst into flames and the ashes fell to the floor. "Wha-?" Lupin asked shocked. "Standard procedure when handling our name outside of our countries boundaries." Naruto said.
"Kono place huh, ye ones with 'da fu'ny name. Can I offer ye some pea soup b'fo ye head off ta bed?" Tom asked with a smirk on his crooked face.
"Um..." Naruto asked as he backed away after grabbing his key.
"Make sure ya eat it 'afor it eats ye!" he called after the group as they made their way up the stairs and dropped off their stuff in their rooms.
"I think we should henge when we go out today don't you agree Sasuke-san." Kakashi advised as his flipped a page in his little orange book.
"Hai, I do, but we shall not need it once we enter the school grounds." He replied as he brought his hands togther
"Henge!" the three said at the same time as their appearances changed with the smoke. When it cleared three normal looking teens appeared in the spot where the cloaked ANBU once were.
Sasuke had left his hair the same but had it in less of a duck-tail position and more in a straight down drowned rat form. His eyes changed from black to a green and a pair of black glasses occupied his face. He had on a pair of black jet-jean pants with a single chain going from one belt buckle to the other. He had on a dark blue sleeveless high collar shirt, and a long black high collar jacket that reached to his knees. On his hands he had on blue fingerless gloves with a metal rectangle on the top of his hand. He also had on a cross chain necklace that had the Uchiha symbol as a charm. Sasuke "Hn'd" and stuffed his hands in his pockets and looked at the others.
"Very emo Teme." Naruto snickered. He had changed his hair to a fiery red color, and his eyes to a hazel. He had a pair of brown pants on and a red short sleeved shirt under a black blazer and had a red and black scarf around his neck. Naruto gave a big smile as he fiddled with a kuni in his hand. They all looked like they were twelve again.
And lastly was Sakura who had changed her hair to blond and in a tight bun at the back of her head. A pink and white flower clip resided on the side of her head. Her nails were painted a dark red color.
She had on a pink shirt with the word 'love' written in different languages all over her shirt, she had a light blue jacket over that and a pair of slightly ripped jeans hung on her hips covering part of her high heeled shoes on her feet. They looked like the pair Tsunade always wears. Sakura smiled and cocked her head to the side in a cute pose and smiled at her caption and her old sensie.
"Kakashi." Sasuke said as Naruto and Sakura began to grab some old brown cloaks that were in the closet and put them on over their new forms.
"Henge!" Kakashi said lazily brining his hands together and smoke filled the room once again to surround the man. When it cleared there stood Kakashi with white hair still, but it looked a little more gray. He had a pair of blue jeans with a royal blue long sleeved shirt with a long dark blood red scarf covering half of his face. He to grabbed an old worn cloak and tied it around his face.
"Alright lets go." Sasuke said as they disappeared from the room in less then a second.
Back by the fireplace in the main floor the four ANBU now disguised wizards under old wool coats waited patiently for their guide to show up. "So what is this place we are going exactly?" Naruto asked from his laying spot on the fireplace mantle.
"It's a magical market place, dobe." Sasuke said as he took a seat on a table stool. Just then Lupin walked in wearing wearing a long royal blue velvet cloak with silver lining the bottom. He looked around and then stood by the stairs.
"Um..." Naruto mumbled as he saw Remus just standing there in the middle of the room, looking around confusedly.
"Lupin?" Sakura asked as she walked up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder making him jump slightly.
"Um. Yes? Im sorry, but do I know you?" he asked nervously.
Sasuke sighed. "We changed our appearance to blend in more until we get to Hogwarts, then we will show our true forms, but only when we are teaching." Kakashi whispered as he suddenly 'aporated' next to Remus' side.
Lupin jumped at the sudden movement. "Oh? Like a polyjuice potion?" he asked taking in the sight of their new looks. "In a way yes." Sakura said as he pulled on Narutos leg as she passed, making him fall and hit the floor, hard. "Ow, damn Sakura that hurt, and how did you know what that potion of polyjuice was?" Naruto asked jogging after her.
"I, unlike you, read up on the different types of medicines before we came." Their conversation was cut short when Lupin spoke. "Now fallow me into the back."
They walked behind the bar and walked out a door into a dead end ally in silence, but it was brought to an end when Kakashi decided to ask the question that both he and Naruto were thinking. "My friend, why is it that you smell of wolf?"
Lupins hand froze on the brick wall in front of him where he was tracing some cracks in the brick. The door to the pub already closed behind them, making the question hang in the air.
He was bathed in the light of a crescent moon that hung high in the sky,
"What did you say? I'm sorry I'm hard of hearing as of late." Lupin said nervously, still not looking at the people behind him
"Wolf, he said you smelled of wolf." Sasuke said from in front of Naruto.
"Oh why would you say that? I guess you wouldn't be a good tracker if you couldn't tell." Lupin said softly as he glanced at Kakashi who just gave him one of his smiles and his 'U' upside down eyes.
"He wasn't the only one to notice. When we first got here I smelled you also." Naruto said crossing his arms. "Tell me why exactly?"
"You too!? Well, I should not be surprised either at the fact that you all found out with only a few minutes of knowing me. Sadly to say-" Lupin said in a voice less then normal toned "-I am a werewolf. I was bitten as a small child. Thus the wolf smell." Lupin said deflated not looking up to see their faces.
"And was that what you were talking about when you said 'dog problem'?" Kakashi asked as he stood off to the side Remus turned around to look at him with confusion, then realization and a dark blush dawned on his features.
"Uh...acutely no." Remus said embarrassedly as he turned back to the brick was in front of him.
"Ohhh.." Sakura said slyly and grinned at this new information and strummed her fingers together. Naruto began to slowly inch away from the girl, knowing that it was not safe to venture into thought about what the female was plotting when it came to gossip information. 'Probably another werewolf.' Kyuubi commented.
'Kyuubi? Where the hell have you been for the last couple hours? I haven't heard a peep from you since before the mission when we stopped by the Uchiha complex to get some ramen with Sasuke.' Naruto said as he went into his head and found himself in a huge room that had a gigantic cage on the hole southern side of the room. Inside was an evenly as large orange fox.
'I just talked with you not long ago. Or are you that stupid?' Kyuubi said as he laid his great head upon his paws.
'Hurting, helping, guess which one you are? Anyway what do you want, you rarely speak to me on a mission, unless your horny. Or if we are with Sasuke' Naruto thought
'Oh, yes, when he came out to great us in only a towel. I wanted to rut with him all the way into the house.' Kyuubi thought dirtily as he gave Naruto a mental picture of a dripping wet, and panting Sasuke leaning against the door frame to his room with an evil glint in his eye and ragging hard on under an orange towel that was hanging dangerously on his hips. Naruto felt a twinge in his member.
'Gah! NO! Ever since we got together you have been hornier then a fourteen year old male!'
'Well, when you were a fourteen old male, all you did was do that stupid henge of a woman! What a way to meet GAY guys then getting their attention with a FEMALE' Kyuubi yelled in his head and mentally rolled his eyes.
'Hey, I was stuck with Ero-sennin for two and a half years ok? I didn't have time, I was training so I could get Sasuke back!'
'Exacly, you were with that pervert, you could have gotten laid any time you wanted, hell he had at least three women with him when ever you guys stopped for the night. Not my fault you never got any tail, or in your case taken any tail. But now that you got that Uchiha kid back from the snake bastard, your ass is his. Just be glade for that' Kyuubi snickered.
Naruto just blushed the thought process currently going on in his head.
"-yway, here we are." Lupin said trying to sound more cheerful as he hit the bricks with a broken cane on a trash can and the bricks began to move to form the entrance to Diagon Ally.
"First I think we should go to the bank and exchange you money." Lupin said as he led the way down the busy market place where wizards and witches alike were laughing and buying things.
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After they walked out of the creepy little goblin hole as Naruto dubbed it, and Lupin led the way on the old dirt path to the wand shop.
The bell chimed and they filed into the small shop. "Ollivander?" Lupin called to the rows and rows of dusty box covered shelves.
"Yes, I was wondering who's strange magic that was that I felt a while ago. And who might ye be?" Ollivander said as he climbed down from a shelf in the back.
"Some new people to the wizarding word come to get some wands." Remus said as Ollivander walked up to Sasuke and looked the mask in the eye.
"Wha' strange looking 'Peoples' ye got her' Lupin. Not up to no good I hope?"
"No, no just need some wands." Remus persuaded.
"And what happened to your old ones?" he asked suspiciously. "Broken, had a little run in with some wanabe death eaters on the way here." Kakashi said as he patted Sasuke and Naruto on the head. "These two got a little to...into the fight, and ended up breaking them." Kakashi said as Sasuke gave him the coldest glare he could muster, but he was ignored. Oh was Kakashi going to get it when they got alone.
"Fine, which is your wand hand boy?" The old man asked as he stared at the dark teen in front of him.
Sasuke just looked at him through the white mask and said nothing.
"Left hand or right hand?" Ollivander asked annoyed waving his hand around.
Sasuke held out his right hand. "Yes, yes I see. One second." he said as he went into the back. Movement could be heard and shuffling of feet. "Alright, try this." he said handing Sasuke a wand.
It was a 10 inch Seeder wood, with the feather of a griffen. He just stood there looking at the wand, and then looked up at the man.
"Well give it a wave." Ollivander said and shook his head. 'You would think hes never held a wand before.' Ollivander mused in his head.
And so he did. A giant blast of air came out, knocking him back a step or two. Now any good ninja like Kakashi or Sakura would be able to dodge such a slow moving attack, but Naruto is not Kakashi or Sakura. He, who was standing in front of the glass was thrown right through it and into the street by the wind current. Sasuke looked at the spot where the blonde had been and currently was and then back to the wand.
"I think I found my wand Lupin-san." Sasuke said as the shop owner was running around looking for a new box.
"I must certainly think not! Try this own." he said as he grabbed the wand and put the new one in his hand.
"Holy shit! Do that again!" Naruto yelled as he popped up from the ground as passer byers jumped at the sudden movement and some glanced at him and then going on their marry little meaningless way. "Naruto get your fat ass in here!" Sakura yelled from inside the shop. Sasuke was on his second wand and it seemed to like him for the fact that when he cut it through the hair a green mist filled his arm and turned into a snake that slithered up his wrist, around his forearm around his neck and then vanished. Ollivander was a little shocked and horrified at the display but he said it had chosen him, so he bought it. It was a 12 inch Gray Wood with a fang of a basilisk's for its core. The poison from the fang would help well in using curses.
Sakura was next, hers was easy, she found it on the first try. It was a 9 inch Hollie Amber with the essence of a sakura petal that was found in the nest egg of a phoenix.
"Ok, Naruto you're next." Lupin said, a lot more comfortable with the guards in their different form.
"Yes! Dattebayo." Naruto said as he ran up to Ollivander. 'What did he just say?' Lupin thought and sweat dropped at the boys enthusiasm. 'Are they really guards? He sure gets into character.'
Naruto grabbed the wand in his hand and started to brandish it like it was stuck to his palm. Suddenly a stream of icy water sprang out and wet the crotch of Kakashis pants who was standing in front of him not really paying attention to what was happening.
Kakashi looked down at the wet spot. "Ok, now even I think that, that is stupid, and not funny." Kakashi said as he gathered a tiny amount of chakra into his palm to create heat and brought his hand to his crotch in hopes of drying it faster.
"Um... I can.." Lupin began but then shut his mouth when Kakashi gave him a smutty look that said -Please-will-you?-. Needless to say Lupin back away.
"Ok, so that is not the one, how about this?" Naruto was then handed a 12 inch wand. That one was a dud. It took about 5 more wands, a change in hair color for Sakura, a flaming pants of Remus, and a hole or two in the wall to find the perfect wan. Ollivandor then wandered into the back for about two minutes and a few crashes later came back out. He looked at Naruto then brought out a dusty old box with the Kenji for 'seal' on the top. "now this is a wand that was surprisingly made not in London but in an eastern wizardry town and was sent to me as a present from one of my dear now desist friends." The old man said as he held out the open box for the blonde to take. As soon as Narutos hand clutched the small fragment of wood he suddenly began to glow a eerie reddish and orangish color that would have matched his hair color at the time.
'Kittttt.' Kyuubi said in warning as his body seemed to grow warmer with each passing second.
The wand then burst into a white flame and the fire lapped at the shelves around them. 'It, it feels like my chakra is being sucked into this wand thing. What the fuck?' Naruto asked himself forgetting that Kyuubi was an occupant of his mind.
'I don't know, but I would be careful about how much you put in that thing.'Kyuubi warned, but did Naruto listen, well what do you think?
"AHHHH!" Naruto yelled as he tested a little more chakra into the wand and was violently shoved backwards out the window engulfed in orange flames.
"Uff-da" Naruto coughed as he landed on the same spot as before. Naruto just laid there for a bit trying to get his body back to normal, but then he noticed he was laying in a street and he could hear people talking rapidly around him. 'Shiiiiitt.' Naruto thought.
"Eh, Harry look at that funny looking kid! Thats the second time I've seen him fly out of Ollivanders in ten minutes!" some red head laughed to his black haired friend, who was standing next to our 'fallen hero'
"Oh! Ronald! Don't be so mean! I am so sorry about my friend-" the girl shot the other boy a glare. "Are you ok?" the bushy haired nice looking girl said as she bent down to help him up.
"Uh...yeah." Naruto said not to sure what to say to the girl. Little confused still from the fall Naruto kinda spaced out. 'Kit! Shes talking to you pay attention!' Kyuubi yelled in his head.
"Oh, sorry. What did you say?" Naruto asked embarrassed as he looked around and saw that there were three other boys and a redheaded girl.
"I said, I am Hermione Granger, this is Ronald and Ginny Weasly, that's Neville Longbottom, and Harry Potter." Hermione said as he nodded to each of her friends.
'Harry Potter Kit, isn't that the boy we're supposed to protect at the school?' Kyuubi asked form inside his cage. 'Yeah, but I don't think he is in any danger at the time. I'll put a bushin on him later.' 'Well, thats all good, but they are looking at you like a psycho cause they asked you, your name and you have yet to answer them.'
"What!" Naruto asked shocked and angry.
"I'm sorry?" Hermione asked taken back a bit.
"Nothing, just talking to the old fox that lives in my head." Naruto said without thinking.
"I'm sorry what?" Harry asked confused at the statement.
"Never mind. I'm uh...Gaara, Gaara, Shukaku." Naruto said thinking quickly back to when he had saved Gaara from Akatsuki, which he remembered due to the red bangs he saw on the two siblings.
"What?" Nevill asked confused too. "My name, that's my name. Gaara."
"Are you Swedish or something? I heard there girls were hot, so are you?"
'WTF? Is this guy retarded?' Naruto thought to himself. "Um, no I'm not." Naruto replied scratching the back of his head.
An awkward silence filled in. 'Might as well take this time to set your clone on him before he leaves.' Kyuubi yawned. 'Fine, Henge!' Naruto thought in his mind. A huge puff of smoke came out of nowhere making Harry Ron Hermione Ginny and Neville start a coughing fit and jump back in surprise. 'Henge!' Naruto thought again as the replica of himself changed into a flee and jumped onto Harry's jacket. 'If anything happens by bushine will let me know and we can be there in an instant, the plus side is we can get his exact position too.' Naruto thought to himself as he smirked at the old fox for his cleverness. 'Smart kit, but how are you going to explain the smoke?' "Kuso." Naruto swore out loud as the smoke dissolved in the open space Harry looked at him.
"What the hell?" Ron yelled as he rubbed his eyes. "Sorry, new wand." Naruto said holding up his wand in defense.
"Did you break your old one or something?" Harry asked rubbing the dust and smoke from his glasses.
"Well, ugh-" "Dobe!" came a sharp reply from the door to the shop. All six (including Naruto) of them looked up to see, what most girls, including Ginny and Hermione, would call a sex god. Dark hair, green eyes, sexy body. One might think Harry Potter, but this guy seemed to have a air of dominance around him that demanded respect and sex.
"Came out here to make sure you didn't incinerate yourself. Looks like I wasn't lucky enough" Sasuke said leaning against the door on a very tempting position.
"Holy Merlins left sagy breast- he looks like Harry!" Ron exclaimed. "Ronald! Language!" Hermione exclaimed slightly disturbed at the analogy he used. But she was also in disbelief. Harry too was shocked at the resemblance, it was uncanny, even down to the saddened eyes, but this guys seemed to be a little more colder, meaner, filled with hatred, and death, maybe worse things have happened to him, maybe hes seen harder times in his life, or maybe someone spiked my pumpkin juice at the pub. Yeah, but it was the last one. Think it was that girl with the braid at the counter she kept staring at me. Yeah, probably the her she was close to my drink before it was brought over. Hmm...what was I thinking about again?' he thought to himself as he checked his forehead for a fever.
"Teme!" Naruto shouted looking up at his friend. "We got all we need, and paid, lets go." Sasuke said as the blonde leaped up to tackle Sasuke to the ground in a very unANBUish way, but Sasuke ducked and Naruto ended up flying head first over the ducked heads of Kakashi and Sakura into the store.
The golden trio plus two stood agaped as the blonde boy came running out and tried to tackle Sasuke again but was caught by the shirt caller and was hung in the air then set back down.
"Well, umm….. we have to go. Mum must be wondering where we are." Ron said, getting uncomfortable by the second with the two.
"Ok, by!" Naruto said cheerily and waved to them and jump on Sasuke pushing him to the ground.
"Dobe, get off.." Sasuke said pushing him slightly.
"No!" Naruto yelled and then glomped him to the ground again.
"If you don't get off I cant guarantee there wont be any profanity." Sasuke said as Naruto licked his nose.
"Get up you two your making a scene." Sakura said as she grabbed both boys and dragged them to their feet. Kakashi was already walking away with his little orange book in hand.
After the glomping phase, a pinch to the butt, a quick make out session behind a book store, getting hexed by a mother and two snickering sons, a lecture from Kakashi about PDA, another lecture from Sasuke about him being caption, a wack to the head by Ichi Ichi Paradise, an uncomfortable walk with Lupin who showed up after apologizing to the book store keeper, another make out session behind a rob store, a punch through an ice cream stand run by a bunch of Gnomes wearing a cloak, courtesy of Sakura, a missing Ichi Ichi Romance novel, a bloody nose, Hengeing into older forms of the forms they were in, and then they were all inside a robe shop.
"So, what fabrics would you be needing today Mr. Lupin?" A petite woman asked as she saw the small crowed walk in, some with bruises on their faces.
"Just looking for some new robes Ramida." Lupin greeted her with warm smile. "Not up to no good I hope." she said waving her hand behind her as she went into the back to get some fabric.
"No! Why is everyone thinking we are up to no good? I cant show a couple of new faces around without the entire community thinking their death eaters or something?"
"Well are they?" she asked.
"NO!" Lupin said exasperated and fell back onto a chair in the corner of the shop that had a window over looking the bustling streets if Diagon ally. "You seem tired. Having trouble with work?" she asked as she went about behind her counter for a tap measure.
"No, alls good as far as I know. But how is business doing?" and the short conversation went on.
"Hey Sasuke." Naruto whispered as the seamstress was talking to Lupin.
"What dobe?" Sasuke mocked his whisper from his spot on the windowsill looking out at the street. Naruto glared.
"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to have a tea party inside my head with the fox. But if you don't want to..." Naruto said waving around Kakashis missing Ichi Ichi book.
"Tea party?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow as the book.
"Sarcasm my dear seme." Naruto smirked as he held the dirty book in one hand. "Well, I don't know about that, I mean I enjoy the male sex but even I think a tea party is a little too gay for my standards." Sasuke said irking Naruto even more.
"I mean SEX!" Naruto yelled to his smirking boyfriend.
-Ping- Silence rang throughout the small shop. Narutos eyes bugged and a light blush covered his cheeks and he clamped a hand over his mouth and slumped when he noticed that everyone in the robe store, including another group of students, was staring at him. He quickly shoved the Pervert book into Sasuke mouth to supposedly keep his hands clean from getting in trouble.
"Kakashi, Sasukes eating your books." Naruto whined pointing at Sasuke, hoping to distract the people from his outburst. Didn't work.
"Congratulations on the word sex, didn't know you could read, now stop eating my book Sasuke." Kakashi complemented and grabbed the book from Sasukes mouth, wapped him on the head, then put it in his borrowed robe pocket, then took it out on second thought and wandered away reading it.
"Ok, next!" the clerk proclaimed just as Sakura walked out wearing a set dark red robes. It had a few sakura petals fallen on the back..
'When did she go in?' Sasuke asked himself as his uke jumped up and down. "Me!" Naruto said as he grabbed the woman's wrist and threw her into the back and dove in after her.
"Well, that was different." Sakura said as she flaunted her new robes, and Lupin had aporated the old robes back to their rooms when they first entered.
A few curses, and pin pricks later, Naruto came out wearing a dark blue colored robes. On the back corner of the robe there was a sitting fox. On the stomach of the fox was a light blue swirl. The robed hugged his curves when it was tied, and of course, it was tied. Ramida was so very good at her job.
"Sexy." Sasuke said as he licked his lips at the delicious bundle of current redheadedness infront of him. 'Prefer the blonde.' Sasuke thought to himself.
"Thank you." Naruto said as he sauntered towards the mirror swinging his hips in a way that would make any gay man drool, and there were some gay kids in that shop staring at him. Surprised? I was.
"Nice." Sakura said sarcastically to her once blonde friend. "Shut up, 'sakura' girl." Naruto sniggered. And Sakura huffed and crossed her arms and then got an idea and threw her arm around Sasukes neck and got really close to his ear, and licked the rim. Naruto bristled.
"Oh, but Sasuke never want me to shut up does he?" Sakura batted her eyelashes fakely at the raven who smirked at her and wrapped his arm around her waist and spun her around into Naruto.
"Shut up, both of you." Sasuke said as he walked into the back, and the lady followed him, and checked out his ass.
"Oh, lighten up Sasuke, we are!" Sakura called after him as she shoved Naruto playfully in the chest. Sasuke just gave a 'hn' and disappeared into the shadows.
"Who shoved a wand up his ass?" Sakura asked, and then laughed at her own joke.
"So that's what's up there?" Naruto pondered bringing a hand to his face in a thinking pose.
"Well, its obviously not your dick." Kakashi called randomly next to Lupin on the windowsill, to which Remus blushed like a schoolgirl caught in the boys bathroom on first day for freshmen year.
"Ok, is it 'Pick on Naruto day' and no one told be!?" Naruto asked the heavens.
"Yes!" both Sakura and Sasuke yelled at once, Sasuke a little more muffled from being in the back.
"Gah!" Naruto yelled and fell face down on the floor in defeat.
"Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I guess I'll go eat mud." Naruto slowly sang to himself.
"Naruto, your getting creepy again. Why don't you talk to yourself for a while, or something?" Sakura asked, emphasizing the word 'yourself'.
"Oh! Ok!" Naruto chimed and then went into the cage in his mind to annoy the hell out of Kyuubi.
"Does he do that a lot?" Lupin asked cautiously as he leaned over Kakashi's shoulder, who promptly ignored him and kept reading.
"Yeah, he does. It keeps him sane. Well sane enough" Kakashi said as he flipped a page in his porno-novel. Dirty man in public no less.
"But that can't be good for his mental health, can it?" Lupin asked worriedly.
"Lupin, we are guards, mercenaries, assassins, killers. You have to have something wrong in your psyche to be a killer 24/7/365." Kakashi said looking up from his book, it looked a little scary since his scarf was still covering his face.
"We are hired by you, or at least by your headmaster. Our health should be of no concern for you. If something is wrong, Sakura, our medic here, will fix it. We are here to help, not hinder you with our pity mental problems. Besides, you shouldn't care what happens to us, we are only tools. That is the way of the Ninja. What goes on in our mind should not concern you, as long as you keep to the contract your headmaster signed weeks ago."
"But there must be one sane person in your position." Lupin urged bringing his hand to cover his mouth so that their discussion wouldn't be overheard easily.
"There was, but he's dead now. Got himself killed, he did, because he was soft. You can't be normal and be able to tune out the screams, the cries, the blood, and the god awful pleading, of all the people you were hired to kill and still be able to sleep at night. If you put compassion into what you do, and show mercy, in that one moment you of weakness, the one time you let your guard down and don't finish what you were sent to do, You.Will.Get.Killed."
Lupin paled. 'What type of people do that for a living?' Lupin asked himself as he looked over at Sakura and seeing her and Naruto play fighting, then Sasuke came out and smacked the boy on the top of his head with his fist and then Sakura lightly smack him in the arm. "These kids? There so young and are in a position of death? That is unheard of, that is suicide, that is-" "the way of the shinobi." Kakashi finished as he looked over at Sasuke who had a pair of dark blue robes with a snake coiled on the back and the Uchiha symbol on its head. "We learn at a young age what we will be, and what the job will demand of us in the position when we are older. For the life expectancy of someone in out position is not long so it is taught early on. I think it would be best if we finish this conversation at the school, with the headmaster and all." Kakashi said getting up and walking to the other room to get his robes.
"What a strange boy, wouldn't let me touch his left arm. I don't trust him." Kakashi heard that Ramida lady or what ever her name was, say quietly to another woman in the shop. "I hope he's not a death eater. He's making them so young nowadays you know." Kakashi sighed and walked through the curtain intent on ignoring their gosip.
"Whats up with Kakashi-sensie?" Naruto asked once he got out from under Sakura and Sasuke when they randomly decided to tackle Naruto who started to talk about how he should be caption and make Sasuke his butt slave, needless to say Sakura was sitting on his head and Sasuke on his ass.
"Cant hear you from under Sakuras round ass." Sasuke laughed in his special Uchiha way which is a snigger.
"You be glade you your gay, or I would take that as sexual harassment, and Tsunade says if the boys do that then I have the right to kick them through a wall." Sakura said with a smile but didn't move from Narutos head.
"Gah!" Naruto yelled as he bucked Sasuke off, but Sakura held fast and ended up sitting on Narutos shoulders, thank god for high ceilings, and the sometimes educated giants who come in to the store.
"Naruto put me down." Sakura said calmly from her spot on his shoulders.
"Nah, I like you up there, then I don't have to see your face." Sakura hit him on the head.
She started to laugh when he turned around fast. "Naruto!" she yelled as he began to walk around the shop normally and randomly stop to look at a piece of fabric on the wall.
Sasuke was walking with him and even showed him a piece and made Naruto bend over, Sakura almost fell off when he did.
"Gah!"
'Its so hard to think of these kids as killers, they don't even look like they would be out of Hogwarts yet, if they were in the wizarding world.' Remus thought as he saw Naruto talking with one of the Weasely twins who had come in to buy a pair of bright orange robes, Naruto dumped Sakura off his shoulders, into Sasukes arms who was behind him, Sakura gladly kicked Narutos ass with her foot and got out of Sasukes snickering arms. Naruto seemed to be very interested in a decoy detonator that was twitching in Fred/Georges hand. Sakura waked him on the head again, and then went to talk with Sasuke, or talk to Sasuke, depending on how you look at hit. But Lupin was then was brought back to the cruel reality when Kakashi came out wearing a black robe, on his back was a electric blue ball of lightening sat proudly on the middle.
Sasuke looked up from his teasing of the fox-vessel to see that his ex-sensie was done with gathering his robes.
He sobered up faster then Naruto could run to a ramen on all you can eat for a buck, day.
"Are we done?" he asked, standing in a erect position. "Yes, lets go." Kakashi said with a smile and they walked around a bit on their own, Lupin saying something about having to find someone named 'Black,' or white, or someone with a color name.
It was now time to leave for the school. The four were all packed up had there items on the train and were watching the students climb aboard, from the safety of the shadows they waited and watched, keeping an eye on their charge as he walked with his friends.
"Kitsune to Karasu. All clear." Naruto said over the neck microphone he had his mask on, and was wearing full ANBU gear, and a black cloak covering the top of his head.
"Good. Meet onboard. Over." came the scratchy reply. In a split second Naruto had vanished from his spot on the ledge of the train station high window above the train. A small thunk was heard on the trains roof as Naruto jumped off and swung into an empty train compartment.
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Inside-
"Did you hear that?" Harry asked Ron as they walked down the train isle looking for a open car at the end of the train.
"Hear what?" Ron asked opening the door and seeing as it was empty, sat while Hermione shut the door behind her friends. "Nothing." Harry mumbled as he sat next to his red headed friend.
A couple of minutes later the door to the car opened and in came four new and strange looking wizards to Harrys perspective. Then again all wizards dress weird so hes not one to judge. They were wearing robes that weren't all black like most and had dramatically different hair colors. The four sat down, opposite Harry Ron and Hermione.
"Um... hi?" Ron asked as he spied the one with white hair pull out an orange book. "We were just looking for a compartment to sit in. All the adult ones are full." the eldest of the four Kakashi said.
"We are the new teachers here." Naruto chirped.
"Teachers?" Hermione asked raising a calculating eye brow at the appearance of the young group. Neither group said a world as the train pulled away from the station and began to gain speed.
A couple minutes of awkward silence passed. 'What is with this guy?' Harry asked as he stared at the dark haired man in front of him who seemed to be in a trance looking out of the train window. Suddenly Sasuke snapped his head to the door and looked at his for a second. "I'll be right back." the black haired man said as he got up to leave, the blonde man also soon left.
Another awkward silence fell in the car. Sakura was looking out the window from Sasukes old spot while Kakashi had his porn.
Hermione deciding to break the silence finally started conversation. "So where are you all from? What are you teaching?"
"Japan. Were only here for this year." Sakura said with a smile, which could be heard in her melody of a voice.
"Thats far. What made you come here?" she asked a little nosy.
"Well, you could say that were new to the teaching business and it was kinda assigned to us." Sakura said shrugging.
'Well thats not a complete lie.' Kakashi said blushing sightly as he read a dirty sentence in his book, but it went unnoticed.
Harry seemed to be the only one, besides Kakashi, not paying attention to the conversation.
'What was with that dark haired guy?' Harry thought to himself as he looked out the sliding glass compartment door.
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Sasuke and Naruto
"So Teme, what do you think of the boy?" Naruto asked in Japanese walking down the slightly shaking train knowing that know one else could speak it on the train.
"Considering we only got to see him for a few minutes before these guys showed up" Sasuke said as he pushed the dead corpse of a hooded man into a bag, sealed it with a seal and put it next to his trunk in the trunk car and labled it professor Sasuke, "He seemed to be quiet. He kept looking at me though. Otherwise he's fine. Well have Sakura do an atopsy when we get to the castle to see who this guy was. And Why dobe?" Sasuke asked walking out of the compartment and opening the door to an empty car.
"No reason. Hey Teme look at that kid! His hair is blonder then that guy, whats his name? Tobi's partner. Deidara!" Naruto said pointing at a bleach blonde kid flirting with another student
"Whoa, it is. Creepy." Sasuke said looking at the strange haired boy in black and green robes disappear into another car. He seemed to leaving from the direction that their car had been.
"Lets go inside." Naruto said pushing Sasuke inside an open cart behind them and closing the door.
"Feisty are we?" Sasuke said seductively and crashed his lips to the boy's in front of him.
"Mmm, Sasuke that rob hides you hard on very well." Naruto said pressing his body to the one infront of him so he could feel the growing erection of the older boy.
"Yeah, thats what I love about this outfit, other than to show off your sexy curves." Sasuke purred into his lovers ear and ran a hand down to Narutos ass.
Their cloaks were forgotten onto the carpeted floor as the fell onto the seat still kissing.
Sasuke was below Naruto as he ravished his mouth.
Licking the roof of Narutos mouth Sasuke had one hand behind the blondes head while the other roamed his 'territory' AKA Narutos ass, Chest and nipples.
Sasuke smirked when he heard the fox 'Eep!' When he grabbed 'it'.
"no, Sasuke, stop I don't think we can do 'that' here, we're on a train with underage kids no less!" Naruto said pulling himself up so his chest was no longer resting on Sasukes panting one, but he didn't get off him either.
"So? I think these rooms are sound proof." Sasuke said with a whine evident in his sexy voice.
"No, stop, when we get to the school we can. For now lets just..." Naruto said leaning back down.
"Fine. Have it your way." Sasuke said as he shoved his tongue into the younger mouth, tasting the roof of it and then running his tongue over a pointed fang.
Naruto began to moan when Sasuke decided to suck on his lower lip.
"Sassuukke." Naruto half whined as he began to get up.
"Come on dobe, we got to get back to the others." Sasuke said with a sexy smirk on his face as he say the blondes discomfort.
"Sasuke, you know I hate it when you do that!" Naruto said getting off the seat.
"I know. But thats how I know you'll stay with me later." Sasuke chuckled and walked out the door.
Naruto just 'harumffed' and followed him carrying his own 'pride and glory'
'Damn him!' Naruto thought as he crossed his arms and walked back to the room with the others.
Thank god for the robes to hide boners.
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Yeah! I really didn't think I would be able to update this! Hura! And shit! Ok so I guess some people will have to re-read my story cause I might do some major changes like changing masks from other chapters cause I see I have missed some stuff. But I shall work on fixing the next chapter and having it posted by hopefully tomorrow or Wednesday. Hope you like please give your thoughts on the changes and anything you want to happen to our lovely people!
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-The Puppet Master