The Sandaime staggered into his office. His secretary decided against calling him. THe Sandaime brought out a tape recorder.
"At last! The truth shall be revealed!"
The old man was clearly drunk. After one more triumphant cry, the Sandaime began to record his story.
Well, once upon a time there was this dude. He was the Hokage. He was also mega-loaded. As in super-rich. Did I mention that this guy was also really bored? No? Okay. So he was really bored, right? So one day, he says to himself, he says,
"I wants mes some rocks. I wants mes some real fancy rocks."
So he goes and gets his shinobi to get him some real fancy rocks. And he gets the poor blokes to make the rocks real pretty-like. Now the rocks are really tall and have his great big mug on 'em. Real pretty-like. So the bored rich Hokage dude's happy, right? So he goes off and karks it happy.
THe Second Hokage likes these rocks too. So he says to himself, he says
"I know! I'll put up gates and charge tourists a ridiculous amount of money to come and sees these pretty-like rocks."
And he did.
That is the true (hic) story of the start of Konoha's tourism industry (hic)
The tape recorder was stopped.
The End.
Well... I was bored.