HIIIIIIIIIII RANDOM READER READING THIS!!! I'm making this new series called, "Brofriends", where Luigi, Mr. L, Rayman, and Raymesis all live in the same house and they are, in fact, pretty good friends. And, of course, we can't forget Mario, because he and Luigi are brothers. Although Luigi and Mr. L are technically the same person, I'll just let my imagination out and into this story. Hope you enjoy!!!
Raymesis yawned as his alarm clock went off. "Morning, already?" He turned off his alarm clock.
He kicked down the door of his room. Then he did the flop right on the first stair on the stair case, slid down the stairs on his front, and landed on the hoverboard.
Luigi was making waffles for breakfast, Mario was sitting at the table drinking his coffee, and Mr. L was... umm... aggressively doing squats on the counter.
"GOOD MORNING!" Rayman said in a sing-song voice throwing confetti at Raymesis. Rayman was the only actual morning person.
Raymesis wasn't even standing. He was laying his chest on the hoverboard he was on. He rode on his hoverboard back his way to the stairs and somehow floated up the stairs on his hoverboard.
Raymesis floated to his bed. Luigi fixed the door Raymesis kicked down only to kick it down once more.
"BREAKFAST!" Luigi yelled as he kicked down the door.
Raymesis jumped down from the staircase, landing on his face. He flew to the table. He sat at the table with everyone else.
"Good evening-" Raymesis said before realizing... that everyone was staring at the one waffle Luigi made.
"I want that waffle." Raymesis said.
"NO THAT'S MY WAFFLE YOU DUMBO-JDNVNDndnckalamsJXND" Luigi argued.
"Why you IDIOTS IT'S MINE!" Mr. L shrieked.
"NOOOOOOOOO IT MINE GIMME THAT!" Mario yelled, tackling the waffle.
"How about we cut the waffle into fifths so we can share-" Before Rayman could finish, the whole thing became a gun fight really quick.
A few minutes later..
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Rayman ate the waffle.
"How DARE YOOOOOOOOOU!" Raymesis shouted.
Luigi shot Rayman for eating the waffle. Rayman screeched in agony.
"aAaaaaAAAAaAUUUUUAAAAAUUUUUUUGH-"
And then Luigi ate him.
"How DARE YOU EAT A PERSON!?" Mario shouted in disgust.
"I'M DISGUSTED! YOU ARE DISGUSTANG!" Mario shouted again.
Then Luigi ate Mario.
"CANNIBAL!!!" Mr. L screeched.
Mr. L and Raymesis shot Luigi. Luigi screeched in agony.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
Then Raymesis stabbed Mr. L seventeen times in the chest.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH"
Luigi and Mr. L were both screeching in agony. Then Raymesis threw his bed out the window and ate the house. Then he floated to his bed.
"I need mah sleep." Raymesis said as he fell into his bed, resulting in it being broken.
THE END. THERE WILL BE A SEQUAL.