The gang's been invited over
to Duo's for a party, and Duo has been cooking up a scheme.
Duo: Thanks for helping*nods
to Trowa and Cathy*, it means alot to me.
Trowa: Just what do you need
us for, Maxwell?
Duo: Well, I need you to to
not eat the food in large amounts.
Cathy: What for?
Duo: Oh, you'll see...*smiling
eerily then turning sweet again* just promise me you won't?
Trowa: Okay, but what's this
all about?*eyeing Duo suspisciously*
Duo: Nothing!
DING! DONG! The doorbell
rang , and Duo ran to get the door.
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Relena: So how ya been, Duo?
Duo: Oh, I've been alright.
Now lets get this party going.*he turns on the CD player and puts in a
dance mix disc that starts with "Livin' La Vida Loca"* Come on, Hilde,
lets dance.
After they had danced through
the entire CD Duo's scheme began to unravel.
Dorothy: Hey, Duo, this is really
good punch. What's your secret ingredient?
Duo: I'm not telling, but you
can have all you want.*smiles mischievously again* If you think you can
guess.
Dorothy: Alright, I will.
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Across the room.
Relena: This is really good
punch.
Hilde: I think I could drink
gallons of it.
Sally: I could drink tons of
it myself.
Relena: I could drink more than
you guys.
All three: Could not! Could
too! Ect...
Noin: Let's settle this with
a contest. Trowa, help me judge this contest over here.
Trowa: What contest?
Noin: They're trying to find
out who can drink the most punch. All you need to do is put a dash under
their name on this peice of paper.*she hands over the paper*
Trowa: I guess you can start.*he
eyes them like they're nuts (which they will be in a matter glasses)*
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Over to the guys.
Heero: What's up with the girls?
Duo: Just a friendly little
contest.
WuFei: They're weirdoes.
Quatre: Come on, it doesn't
take a genius to see Duo put something in the food and the punch.
Heero: Duo, did you?
Duo: Well, well...Yeah, I did.
WuFei: Figures. I know why he
didn't warn us. Because none of us would willingly drink alcohol like that.
Duo: For your information the
only alcohol in the house is in my mouth wash. That stuff is merely filled
with tons of sugar and caffeine. Plus, I dare all you guys to have some.
Quatre: Misson accepted.*he
was mimicing Heero*
Heero: Okay, you're on.
WuFei: This is nonsense, but
I won't be a coward.
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Back to Dorothy, who had by
now drunk the whole bowl of punch.
Zechs: Did you figure out the
special ingredient?
Dorothy: Yep. Pepermint candys.
Cathy: You should eat somethin'
Zechs. You look starved.
Duo: Yeah, you look hungry,
and I made the food myself.*he had just come over*
Zechs: Alright, I suppose.
Duo: There's going to be a long
night ahead.
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And now over to contest.
The girls have finished the punch.
Trowa: The winner is well all
of you.
Sally: Oh, man.
Relena: You're tellin me I really
thought I could prove I could beat you two at something.
Hilde: You couldn't win
anything Miss Princess of the Weak.
Sally: My Woofy is the one who's
supposed to say that stuff.
Hilde: Why? Cause he's one of
them?
Sally: He is not.
Dorothy: Quatre could beat either
of them.
Relena: Yeah, Heero could take
all three with one hand tied behind his back.
Cathy: How long are you going
to fight like this?
Other four: Shut up! Stay out
of this!
Cathy: Don't tell me to shut
up!
The girls start a fist fight.
Duo: Cat fight!*he runs over
the guys following*
WuFei: Should we break it up?
I mean they were just boasting.
Duo: You need someone to fight
for you so let her fight, Wu-man.
WuFei angrily attacks Duo.
Heero: Man they don't get along.
Trowa: You're not kidding.
Heero: Ya, know they were ranked
weakest too.
Trowa: Yeah, you're right. Wasn't
it WuFei, Duo, Quatre, and then you?
Heero: Yep.
Trowa: I think we'd tie.
Heero: I could beat you handicapped.
Trowa: I don't know...
Heero: You callin me a liar?*he
rushes Trowa*
Quatre: Leave Trowa alone!*he
tries to break it up and trips on Trowa's foot only to fall on Heero, there
by joining the fight*
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Noin and Zechs have dicovered
Duo's bedroom.
Noin: Hey, look heres a brand
new giant inflatible pool.
Zechs: Come on lets put it in
the living room and fill it up.
Noin: Here's a foot pump.*she
picks it up and follows Zechs who's carrying the pool*
Zechs: You blow it up, and I'll
look for the hose.
Noin: Okay! Like totally!*she
sounded just like vallie girl. she starts crazily jumping on the foot pump*
Zechs returns with a hose and
they start jumping together and fill the pool up with water.
Noin: I think I saw squirt guns
in the room.
Zechs: Super Soakers?
Noin: Oh yeah.
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The fight is still as big as
ever when Noin and Zechs walk over unoticed.
Zechs and Noin: Charge.
Others: AHHH! EEEEEK! Hey! Watch
it!
Everybody:*laughs*
Zechs and Noin get chased over
by the pool. The group heres a noise and turns to see a furby (cause it's
in the future it can walk).
WuFei: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
It's a furby!*without waiting second more he bashes it with his foot and
it breaks hitting a wall*
Duo: Hey that's my favorite
toy!
Others: HA! HA! HA! HA!
Duo had run directly at WuFei
who was standing in front of the pool, also who moved a the last minute
so poor Duo flew right into the water.
Duo: Don't laugh!*he starts
throwing water at the others*
Heero: Cut it out, Maxwell.
Duo: Make me!
Heero: Okay, if you say so.
Anybody else want the pleasure?
Girls except for Hilde:*they've
been talking* We'll do it!
The girls jump in the pool and
start to undo his braid.
Hilde: Hey, leave him alone.*she
starts toward him and is grabbed by Quatre, she elbows him in the ribs*
Quatre:*he starts chasing her*
Why you little jerkett!
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In the pool.
Sally: Had enough yet?
Duo: Yeah, could one of you
help me redo my hair?
Relena: I'll do it. This was
my idea.
Dorothy: I'm gonna go help Quatre
catch your girl.
Sally: Me too.
Duo: While you're over there
see who wants to play truth or dare.
Sally: Roger that!
Cathy: I may as well help with
the braid.
Duo: Come on ladies*he led the
way to the bathroom*
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Everyone is sitting down in
a circle. They had drawn straws to see who would go first and Hilde won.
Hilde: Duo, truth or dare.
Duo: Truth.
Hilde:What was all that laughing
from...
DING! DONG!
Duo was saved the second time
that day by the doorbell.
Duo: Lady Une, Mariemaia, what
are doing here at ten at night?
Une: We were looking for Sally,
WuFei, Zechs, and Noin. We heard them mention a party here so we decided
to bring their pay checks here. Can we come in?
Duo: Not without an invitation.
Mariemaia: We brought a pizza.
Duo: Close enough.*he shows
them where everyone is* Let me put that in the oven to warm up.*he leaves
for the kitchen*
Cathy: We were playing truth
or dare.
Une: Who's turn?
Relena: Hilde asked Duo, and
he picked truth. Oh, look he's back.
Hilde: Anywayz, what was all
that laughing from the bathroom?
Duo: You really, really, really
want to know?*he said it like a little kid*
Hidle: Yes, I do.
Duo: Well if you must know,
while Cathy and Relena did my braid I was flirting with them.
Hilde: I knew it! I just knew
it!
Duo: Calm down. My turn! Trowa
truth or dare?
Trowa: Dare.
Duo: I hoped you'd pick that.
I, dare you, to kiss Relena for a whole minute.
Trowa: Okay.*man,he was nervous*
Relena: *blushing a bright crimson*
Others:... 5,4,3,2,1. Time's
up.
Trowa: Mariemaia, truth or dare?
Mariemaia: Dare.
Trowa: *leans over and whispers
in her ear*
Mariemaia: Sure.*she stands
up and starts to sing* WuFei issssss a stupid, weak, ugly, and a very,
very, very, very, very, very bad and dishonorable mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!
WuFei: *scowls at the others
giggling* You little Ditzy Twerp.
Mariemaia: Just for that, WuFei
truth or dare?
WuFei: Truth.
Mariemaia: So, WuFei, do like
a girl? This is an oath remember.
WuFei: *turning red with embarassment
and anger* Yes.
Sally: I wonder who the lucky
girl is. A preventer such as a certain partner maybe. (you get the idea)
WuFei: Truth or dare, Zechs?
Zechs: Truth.
WuFei: Do you have a stuffed
animal named Fluffykins?
Zechs: Noin, did you tell!?
Noin: Of course not! Pick somebody
already.
Zechs: Since you're so anxious.
Truth or dare?
Noin: Dare.
Zechs: Would you say yes if
I proposed?
Noin: Sure I would. Why?
Zechs: I'll have to get a ring
and a minister then.
Noin: Lets finish the night
first. I pick Heero.
Heero: Dare.
Noin: I dare you to do the chicken
dance while singing Mamma Mia to Lady Une.
Heero: Oh, man.
All: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Heero: Cathy, truth or dare?
Cathy: Truth.
Heero: Did you like it when
Duo was flirting with you?
Cathy: I have to admit I liked
it alot.
Girls: OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hilde: HMPH!!!!!
Cathy: Quatre, which one do
want?
Quatre: Dare.
Cathy: I dare you to * whispers
something*
Quatre: I'll be brave. Oh, Dorothy,
come here.*as soon as she gets close he slaps her*
Dorothy: Idiotic mouse of a
man!!!!
Quatre: Ummm...Truth or dare?
Dorothy: Dare, of course.
Quatre: I can't think of anything
so make something up.
Dorothy: If you say so.*almost
before she finished she was pinning him to the ground kissing him*
Duo: You go girl!
Hilde: Why don't you flirt with
her too!!!?
Duo: Oh, be quiet!
All: Shut up both of you!!!!!!!!!
Dorothy: Miss Relena, truth
or dare?
Relena: Dare.*she had been taking
lessons from Dorothy on how to be mysterious and was now using them*
Dorothy: I have the perfect
one. Excuse us for a minute.
Zechs: I'm gonna kill her if
this isn't appropriate for my sister.
Noin: Relax Relena wouldn't
do anything like that.
Zechs: Just like you didn't
tell about the stuffed animal.
Duo: Honestly, what is so bad
about that toy?
Hilde: Trying to patch them
up but not us? That is so like you.
Everyone gets into a full blown
arguement.
Dorothy: QQQQQUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!
Thank you. Presenting Miss Relena
whatever last name you want to use.
Relena: *walks in wearing a
black and silver satin dress. she walks up to Trowa and pulls him up to
dance. after they dance she kisses him*
Sally: I wish I could do that
to certain man here.
Hilde: Probably Duo.
Duo: Not again.
Relena: Lady Une, truth or dare?
Une: Truth, please.
Relena: Do you miss OZ?
Une: Once in a while.
Zechs: I know what you mean.
Noin: Me too.
Une: Sally, pick one.
Sally: Truth.
Une: Who was the guy you said
that statement about before?
Sally: Don't you know? WuFei.
Une: We knew; he apparently
didn't.
Quatre: He is blushing big time.
Sally: Well, Hilde, you're left.
Hilde: Dare.
Sally: I dare you to.* yet anothered
whisper*
Hilde:*starts flirting with
Duo*
Duo: Thanks, Sal.
Sally: Any time.
Hilde: I dare the author to
show their face!
Son-Relena: *appears in a flash
of light* Hiya gang!
WuFei: It's a weak little girl
who's been bashing me!
Sally: Thirteen isn't little,
WuFei.
Dorothy: So how much sugar did
you need to write this fic?
Son-Relena: Believe it or not:
none. Sugar is just a luxury to me. I'm crazy on my own. Musics helps get
me in the mood though.
WuFei: Figures, about the her
being crazy.
Son-Relena: I' d watch your
tone.
WuFei: You're not my mother.
Sally: She is the author.
Son-Relena: You have no idea
of the torture I could put you through. *I snap my fingers and he's dressed
as Barney in a tutu*
Relena: Hey, author! The rest
of us liked the story.
Son-Relena: Well, then all of
you get a wish, except WuFei.
WuFei: *just glares*
Duo: Let's eat that pizza already!
Dorothy: For once I agree with
you.
In case you're wondering here's the wishes:
Heero: Sledge hammer (to give everyone amnesia so they wouldn' t remember his dance)
Duo: New Furby toy
Trowa: Date with Relena (what a kiss)
Quatre: Muscles
Relena: Satin dresses (she really liked Dorothy's)
Hilde: New boyfriend (who doesn't flirt with friends)
Cathy: Asprin (man what a headache)
Dorothy: WuFei doll with his barney costume
Sally: WuFei to lighten up.
All will be granted in the sequel: Silliness Is Sane.
Disclaimer: it's sad that only rich people own GW.
Claimer: I however own me and that Barney ballet costume and mutant furby.
R&R if you have a heart.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
Son-Relena ($: