BY: Blizzie- chan
IN ASSOCIATION WITH: the author of Dream Machine
DEDICATED TO: Random- chan, blank-chan, kitty-chan, and NOT! Chibi-chan!
NARUTO: A Ninjas Most Private Thoughts
HELLO EVERYBODY!...Kakashi said messing with the intercom... I NEED ALL NINJAS TO REPORT TO THE TEACHERS LOUNGE!
ALL NINJAS: WWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTT?
NO IM NOT KIDDING! I NEED ALL NINJAS TO THE TEACHERS LOUNGE!...THAT WILL BE ALL...
Sasuke: I wonder what that perverted teacher is up to...
Naruto: I hope this wont take long! I have a date with some ramen!
Sakura: I think you can wait a little while longer before you eat more ramen! Sigh...
Naruto: What do you mean eat?
Sasuke and sakura both give him blank an scared looks...
Sasuke: what ...else would you do with it?...
Naruto: ...well we don't want to be late! (runs off)
Sakura: And he call's Kakashi perverted...
Sasuke: Well I think Kakashi taught him every thing he knows...
Sasuke and sakura are the only ones that are standing in the hall, everyone else is rushing around them to get to the forbidden teachers lounge...
Chouji is in his giant ball form storming down the hallway... he knocks Sasuke right into Sakura causing them to...dun du...du! to KISS! now they are standing in the hall lip locked in frozen shock and horror! Luckily everyone was going so fast they didn't even notice!
In the now crowded teachers lounge...
Everyone quite, Quite, QQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!
Everyone is silent...
THANK YOU...(Gai) now..I know you are all curios to no why were all here but we will explain all of that later...for now everyone follow me and Kakashi.
Kakashi presses a MAGICAL! Button and a SUPER secrete door pops up... everyone follows them through a maze of cris crosses and ups and downs until they reach a small round room with doors all around. By know everyone who was smart enough to follow them without getting lost is there...
Temari, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinita, Shikamaru, Ino, Kiba, Ten Ten, Nenji, rock lee, and...!NARUTO! —what the f?... Don't ask... even Gai has become lost in the maze..
Kakashi: so now that everyone is here lets begin...
Naruto: Kakashi! Almost everyone went missing?
Kakashi: Oh...well ya...that happens alot...sigh...I'll go find them later...even Gai is gone!...
Kakashi: anyway! you are all here to take a test!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Kakashi: not that kind of test! jezz! Everyone just go into one of those doors!
Everyone takes their own door and go's in...the door shuts suddenly behind them...
Kakashi to everyone on the intercom: OK EVERYBODY! THIS IS A TEST I CANT TELL YOU ABOUT OR IT WILL SPOIL IT!
NARUTO: oh please?
KAKASHI: no
Naruto: preety please?
Kakashi: no!
Naruto: with a cherry on top?
Kakashi: Noooooooooooooooo!
Kakashi: the rules are that if you move, talk, or mess with anything you will be expelled! Got it? All you can do is sit in that chair!
(Everyone looks at their chair in there room and goes and sits on it)
and hour of dulls vill! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!...Ok!
Kakashi: ok everyone you can move now! its over!
Many people walk out to the main room silent in anger, still day dreaming, or just mumbling curse words under their breath.
Kakashi: That was fun wasn't it?...don't answer that...anyway..(was cut off)
Naruto: I ACED IT! I DIDN'T TALK AT ALL! YOU ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS OF MY MADE SKILL!
Everyone: What skill?
Naruto: ...THE SKILL THAT YOU DON'T HAVE!
Turns into a large argument on wether Naruto has skill or not and Kakashi has just given up... trying to tell them the BIG news!
Well sorry but cliffhanger! it might be longer next chappie but trust me you will want to see what happens next on the mysterious test! look at my title for clues! R&R!