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The Misadventures of Serious Sirius and Jammy James
"Prongs!"
"Padfoot"
"I've found an absolutely bloody fantastic thing, that the muggles use, called a marker"
"Really Sirius? Wow"
"Your sarcasm wounds me"
"Good"
"Hey Prongs! It draws on skin!"
"Hahahahaha! Wow. Sirius no. Bad Sirius put the pen down! Awww! Shit Sirius!"
"Hahahaha! Pretty Prongs! Draw on me now?"
"You wish Jelly Fish"
"What's a Jelly Fish?"
"Don't worry"
"No, what's a Jelly Fish?"
"It's a marine animal"
"What's a marine animal?"
"Like the giant squid"
"What's-ohhh! Something that swims underwater!"
Genius Paddy, Genius"
"Thank you, Thank you! You may call me King Sirius"
"No"
"Awww! Why not?"
"Because"
"Because Why?"
"Because Because"
"Because Because why?"
"Because because because"
"Be- HEY PRONGS! THAT WAS MY MARKERS! He, He. Nice Prongs. No Promgs Don't- Aww! Not the Pink! NO! ORANGE DOESN'T GO WITH PINK! DAMMIT PRONGS!"
"MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! DAMN YOU PADFOOT!"
"HAHA! YOU SUCK FAIL WHALE!"
"Padfoot"
"Prongs"
"What?"
"I dunno, you said my name"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did- oh"
"HA!"
"Ha?"
"I dunno. Seemed alright at the time"
"Meh. Me gotta fix your comebacks"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"YesyoudoSiriusyoujustsuckman"
"Huh?"
"Onlyidiotssaywhat"
"What?"
"HA! AND LADIES AND GENTS! THERE'S YOUR IDIOT!"
"Prongs?"
"Hm?"
"You're a twit"
"I know"
"You what?"
"HA! ONLY IDIOTS SAY WHAT!"
"Damn"
"Owned"
"Prongs, that is the gayest thing sinse 'Oh My Freakin' Gosh"
"Yeah, that's true"
"I mean, it turned me off Mary McDonald"
"She's like, ew though"
"Gawd Prongs. You sound like a three year old. 'She's ew though'"
"Padfoot. I DON'T HAVE A GIRLY VOICE!"
"Yes you do!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Not!
"Do!"
"Not!"
"Do!"
"Not!"
"Do!"
"Not!
"Do!"
"Do!"
"Not!"
"Now, that's agreed, can we now go to class?"
"Why do you want to go to class?"
"My Lily Flower"
"Oh, bloody hell, here we go again"
"Go where?"
"Don't worry"
"No, seriously what?"
"I'm Sirius"
"That joke got old in 2nd year"
"True"
"OWNED!"
"..?"
"That it's crap?"
"Exactly"
"That's great"
"Oh look- OMG PRETTY GIRL! BYE!"
"…Bye Padfoot"
"Prongs, your lady is very violent"
"I know! That's why I love her!"
"Love is for wossies"
"I'm not a wossies!"
"Right…"
"Class!"
"Oh, Joy!!"
"…Mkay"
"Sarcasm Prongs, Sarcasm"
"Really? Wow"
"That's not funny"
"Never said it was"
"Ok"
"Ok"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Great"
"Great"
"Spiffing"
"Corking"
"Exceptional"
"Extravagant!"
"Where'd you get that?"
"Dunno. Heard Lily say it!"
"You heard Lily say 'Giant Buffoon', and you thought it was a compliment, AND YOU CALLED MINNIE IT!"
"When?"
"Oh yeah! I remember"
"Hey Prongs and Padfoot- OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?"
"Calm Moony-What? A mirror? Huh. ! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! !"
"HAHAHA! Nice. Padfoot. Crap. AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*Sounds of Feet running away for dear life*
"And that dear friends, IS WHY PINK NEVER GOES WITH ORANGE! AHHHHHHH!"
A/N; Rubbish? Good? Review? Please?