Lost
Disclaimers: don't own anything, except Max, and some others.
Author's note: I hate prologues
"I am lost" I said looking at my surroundings. How do I get lost? I get so lost, that I ended up in the moon. Good thing I know what the moon looks like. The bad thing is I don't know what year it is. It could be the year of the Gecko, or year of the Pac (Pac-Man). I need to do an auto-check on myself. If I don't, I might lose my identity, like last time.
I took out my blue backpack ( it has everything, and anything) which held my personal identifier (never leave home without it.)
Let's see what it says about me
Name: Max
Planet: Earth
Race: Lust, Tentacles, and human
Blood type: level 10 healing ( cure for AIDS, cancer, and TB)
Sex: Demon Master
Gender: Male, Female, Dick girl,and hermaphrodite
Occupation: Marine, Veteran, Ninja, Peacemaker, Scholar,Sniper, Dementor
Marine
Weapons: Mother Of All Bombs, Shotguns, "Hell Gun," "No Mercy" gun, and Beowulf
Armor: basic military armor
Forest
sand
Tundra
Vehicle: B 52 bomber, helicopters, Super carriers, and tanks
Info: used for calling for help in military, and used if fighting people with guns
Veteran
Weapons: Chaos breaker (swords), Lances, Axes, guitars, bows& arrows, and magic
Armor: Guardian style armor, mercenary style armor, Assassin style armor
Vehicle: none
Shields: mirror shield, oricalcum spoon.
Info: When people say Max, people thinks of this style.
Ninja
Weapons: throwing stars, Zabuza's sword
Armor: Showstopper, and Naruto Uzumaki
Vehicle: none
Shield: none
Info: used as last resort to save people. Also used to perform. Taught Kim how to cheerlead
Peacemaker
Weapon: Hallelujah gun
Armor: Bulletproof monk
Info: Used to guard people and to shield them from bullets
Scholar
Books: "how-to," info's
Info: used to make best decisions. also used to score with women, or make slaves.
Sniper
Weapons: sniper rifles, bow& arrows
Armor: nomad
Vehicle: horse (Name: Knonain No-name)
Info: loner, and hired for kill
Dementor (No Mercy)
Armor: The Undertaker
Info: followers of Death, The Undertaker is used to send people to hell. THIS ARMOR SHOW NO MERCY!!
BIO: you forgot to put some!! put some now!!
How many times I forget to put my bio... too many to count... oh well... Let's see if I remember...I know I have immunity, because I always push myself beyond the limit. I know I have blue eyes, have brown hair, and is about 6 feet tall.
let's see what's around me. good think I have eyes better than an eagle.
I am in a forest... There is no demons near me. small animals only...
"Cool!" I said, focusing on an object far away, " A village! now I know where to go."
"I need to put on my glasses," I said, going for my backpack, "without it, I can't tell if I am in trouble or not."
I needed to make sure I get the sin seeker glasses, not prescription glasses. The sin seeker will help me recognize the enemy very easily.
"Found it!" I said holding the glasses. I put them on. it was more of a contact lenses, and has blue lenses, making sure that it doesn't affect the color of my eyes. I think I forgot the name of the lenses... I think it is called Echo glasses. It is also used to for other things... but I will remember it later.
Once I put on my glasses, I set of to the city.