A/N: Yeah... I know this does not make any sense but isn't that the point of a crackfic in the first place? Me and two friends were bored so we decided to do the one sentence thing. Enjoy :D
And the regular text is me, the bolded text is friend A, and the italicized text is friend B.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from DC, all I own is that... actually... I really don't own anything.
One day in Gotham, an innocent child walked down the street.
Then he walked into Walmart.
And he started crying in a corner and no one cared cuz he's a LOSER, just kidding he ignored everyone.
Suddenly he heard gunshots! Someone was robbing Walmart!
He decided to stay in the corner and keep crying.
Later he found out it was his mom who robbed Walmart.
He was horrified that his beloved mommy would do such a thing, so he decided to find the truth.
First, he pulled out his own gun and walked around the Walmart.
After searching for a long time, he found out his dog put his mom up to it. So all was good. THE END
OR NOT! It turns out his dog was threatened by the Joker to make his mom rob Walmart.
Everything is getting really complicated. He decided to find the Joker first.
It turned out the joker was his cat.
Yes, the poor, blind boy found out the joker was pretending to be his cat.
Then he wanted to kill his cat and cook it to a meal for his mom. But he thought, "It doesn't even taste like chicken!" So he gave up.
At the end, it turned out the cat was a mouse.
THE END
A/N: HAHAHAHA! Told you it makes no sense! :D