Sleeping Quatre : The Freaky Version of Sleeping Beauty
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or the story Sleeping Beauty. Never have. Never will.
AN: I thought this up in the middle of the night...strange...
Warnings: 3x4 warning, a little Relena bashing
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Isabelle sighed. She was bored. Writers block. She looked over at her bookcase and saw something...a fairy tale...a very NICE fairy tale...an idea slowly formed in her head...
[[We're dead.]]
Isabelle: Shut up. You say that every day... ::begins typing:: MWAHAHAHA...
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Once upona time, there was a king(named Zechs) and queen(named Noin) who longed for a child. Finally they had a son who looked A LOT like a girl. They named him Quatre. But because he was so...'femine' looking, they pretended that he was a girl. So, for now on, he was to be called 'Princess Quatre'. Don't worry. It's gonna get a lot stranger.
To celebrate this...birth, all the people in the kingdom went to the royal castle to see "Princess Quatre". They bor gifts for the 'princess'. Also attending was King Trieze and his son Trowa. After much consideration, King Zechs didn't tell King Trieze about Quatre's *coughcough* sex change. So, since the two kings had longed wished to unite their kingdoms, they announced the betrothal of 'Princess' Quatre and Prince Trowa. Yeah, don't tell me how much of an idiot Zechs is.
Also attending were the three good fairies, Heero, Duo, and Wufei. They each brought a gift for the 'girl'.
Duo: Oh my hair! Is it alright Heero-chan?
Heero: Hn. It's fine...
Wufei: Come on, lets get this over with. I have to get back to my Nataku worshipping after this.
The faries approached the crib.
Duo: Oh my! It's a bo-
Heero: ::covers Duo's mouth:: Shut up Duo! They're not supposed to know that!
Duo: mmmphfff!!!!!
Wufei: ::rolls his eyes::
Wufei granted the baby the gift of being watched over by Nataku and Heero granted the gift of the Zero System. Duo took his time.
Duo: Awww...how cute...
Wufei: MAXWELL!! HURRY UP!!
But before he could grant his gift, the evil fourth fairy appeared. Relena!
Relena: ^^; Hi people!
Isabelle: Idiot! Go according to the storyline!
Relena: I mean MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT INVITE ME!?!
Zechs: ::sweatdrops::
Duo: HEY! YOU INTERRUPTED ME!!!
Relena: So?
Duo: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH PROTECTING YOU!! Heero can do it himself!
Heero: No! THAT'S TORTURE!!
Relena: *tears* WHY YOU LITTLE...!!! ::turns to Quatre:: BECAUSE OF DUO, ON YOUR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY, YOU SHALL PRICK YOUR FINGER ON THE TV ANTENNA AND DIE!!
Quatre: *snore*
Relena: ...ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??
Quatre: *gurgle* Hehe...big pink balloon...
Relena: THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!! *poof*::disappears::
The royal palace mourned for 'Princess' Quatre's future. King Zechs ordered all the TV antennas in the palace to be burned. Duo felt bad and gave his gift. Instead of dying, Quatre would fall into a deep sleep and only true, pure love could wake him up. Fearing Relena's power, the fairies took him under their care (that is, against Wufei's protesting) until 'she' was sixteen.
For the next sixteen years, Quatre grew up with the fairies in a small cottage in the woods. Duo-san would teach him the importance of food, Wufei would teach him the importance of Nataku worshipping, and Heero would scare him daily. But most importantly, the fairies treated him like a princess. Therefore, when Quatre was about ten, he noticed something. He went to Wufei-san to have a talk.
Quatre: Wufei-san?
Wufei: ::sipping tea:: Nani Quatre-chan?
Quatre: Why don't I have breasts?
Wufei: ::spits out his tea:: ::nosebleed:: Bre-brea-breasts?
Quatre: Yeah. All the other girls have them.
Wufei: ::suspicious look:: How do you know? No one comes here. ::takes another sip::
Quatre: Duo-san has hentai magazines.
Wufei: O.O X.X ::chokes on his tea:: Quatre, I think I hear some one calling you. Yes, you better go now. ::shoves Quatre out the door and slams it:: ::shoves a tissue up his nose:: Kuso! Why'd he come to me?!?!?
Quatre: ::outside:: o.o ::innocent:: Was it something I said?
~end of first part
Wufei: INJUSTICE!! ONNA!! What was the point of making me a fairy?
Isabelle: ::snaps back:: Hey! I could've done Sleeping Wufei!
Duo: ::sniggers:: Now, there's a thought...
Wufei: SHUT UP!!! KISAMA!!
Isabelle: Yeah, whatever...umm...before I end part one, ::looks at Heero, Quatre, and Trowa:: would you guys like to say something?
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Trowa: //.x
Quatre: Hey! I like that dress!
Isabelle: -.- I should've known. Anyway, I'll get part two up soon. Please R/R! Ja ne!