It was a beautiful day, sunny and warm. Wufei was mowing the lawn, grumbling that it was a job for an onna. Duo, who was annoying Wufei intensely by sitting on the lawnmower as he pushed it round, pointed out that nobody was making him do it and had he thought of stopping?
"Ah, if only it were that simple," Wufei said despairingly. "Nataku will not let me stop!"
"Nataku…uh…uh??"
"She speaks to me," Wufei said solemnly. "She comes to me in my dreams, sometimes… Last night she told me I was destined to mow lawns for ever and ever and ever until five o'clock this afternoon."
"Ah. I understand," Duo said seriously. "Nutcase," he added as an afterthought.
"Mock me if you will, weakling," Wufei said indifferently. "The justice of Nataku will smite thee…" he went on and continued fulfilling his destiny - mowing the lawn, that is. He frowned down at Duo. He had insisted numerous times that Duo get off the mower but had finally decided to let him stay on in the hope that that infuriating braid would get caught up in the blade and shredded.
On the patio, Trowa was sitting on a deck-chair. Quatre had straddled him and they were making out.
"Would you just NOT!" Wufei yelled in their direction every now and again, to absolutely no effect.
"Hey, Wu-man, where's Heero?" Duo asked, gazing wistfully at Quatre and Trowa and wishing that it was him and the aforementioned perfect soldier in that chair making out.
"I don't know!" Wufei exclaimed. "Perhaps the justice of Nataku has smited…smoten…smit…got him…"
"I don't consider that likely, somehow, Wu-Wu," Duo told him and got up off the lawnmower. Wufei cursed silently - that stupid braid never had got shredded… Not yet…not yet but soon…one day…
Duo headed over to the house, pausing only to cut the lawnmower cord with some garden shears, get electrocuted and tie the oblivious Quatre and Trowa together with the severed cord. Wufei stopped to laugh at them. Then Nataku shouted at him and kicked his shins and he thought he'd better resume mowing before her justice smoted…smitened…smitted? Got him dammit.
MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! MWA HA HAAAAA! There will be more - unfortunately for you…
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