Armin's Best Plan Yet
The time had at long last come. These were the facts, if Humanity couldn't find a trump card then they'd be done for. And then it happened, in the blink of an eye, it came to him. He was helpless, and weak, and dependent, and above all a bottom. His name was Armin, but this little puff was about to have his time to shine. He was about to come up with the greatest freaking plan ever.
"… Titans… only attack humans…"
The others looked to the blonde, waiting to hear what great spews of revelation were to come out of his mouth this time. He stuttered. A habit he had yet to get rid of even though his worth and confidence were quietly rising since his first appearance.
"T- Titans only attack humans!"
They stared, so what of this little fact? It was common knowledge that titans only cared for humans. Cared isn't the right word… more like Hunted.
"I understand now, I know what we have to do! It's going to sound crazy but I'm certain that with this plan we can kill off every titan… oh except you Erin!"
Mikasa nodded in approval of that last statement, "Alright Armin, what's your plan?"
"KILL… TITANS!" Howled Erin in happiness, "JUST TELL US WHAT TO DO!"
Armin smiled, having not only the support of his friends but also the rest of the survey corps.
After all the preparations were made the main cast went into the woods.
"I can't believe we have to do this," Jean moaned.
"Shut up, or you'll blow our cover," hissed Erin.
"Yeah but… at least you're in the front…" he whispered with coward swag.
Zoom out slightly and you'll see a deer skin costume with two soldiers hiding inside. Yes… they were all dressed as animals and covered in animal pee to hide their sent. It sounded crazy, but Titans walked by them completely.
"I wanted to be with Erin," whispered Mikasa.
"At least with me you won't die," replied Levi in the back of the bear costume.
They continued walking until it became a little too much.
"That's it, I smell awful, and I'm dying in this filthy animal corpse! I need soap! I need disinfectant! I need LYSOL AND PURELL!"
It was then the titan looked at the bear, cover blown. It was then the other animals swooped into action with their Three Dimensional Maneuver Gear! It was like all of the woodland critters coming to snow white's aid in that one Disney movie.
Levi and Mikasa ripped apart their bearskin and started swooping down to kill the titans! It worked. Not a single drop of human blood was shed that day. And so for the next few months they continued with this attack plan, always having the element of surprise on their side. Eventually all the titans, except for Erin, were killed and there was only one problem left to deal with:
Should Erin be with Mikasa or Armin?
The answer to that comes with Armin's second best plan ever…
Yay! Okay so I was watching the show with my younger bro and this came to mind so I smoked some crack and jumped onto the closest computer (I still don't have mine back). If you want my ships? I ship Erin with Armin when Erin is a human and I ship Erin with Mikasa when he's a titan… don't question me…