Good lord I can't believe I'm putting this up here. This is the product of boredom and five hours of watching different Akatsuki skits on youtube. So anyway, I have a bit of a Tobi obsession, I'm going to cosplay as him!!! Anyway this contains minor spoilers for chapter 363...I can't believe I'm putting this up here. Pure crack, I wrote this with no references to the internet because my dad shut it off.

Itachi: Just get on with it, let them read the horrible story you wrote
Kitty: -pouting in a corner- read and review

"Tobi is a good boy." Today we find the Akatsuki with nothing to do. They were all gathered in the main room, thinking of stuff to do.

"We could go on a random killing spree." Itachi said. Pein shook his head.

"We could go for a swim." Kisame said. Pein shook his head again.

"We could go chop some wood for my puppets." Sasori said. Pein shook his head yet again.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY." Tobi yelled running around with his bucket.

"SHUT UP UN!" Deidara said throwing a clay bird at Tobi. "Art is a blast, Un." Pein shook his head and sighed.

"With Kazuku, Hidan, and Konan on missions its just us. Can't we find anything to do." Pein said in exasperation. They all got to thinking.

"We could go torture my foolish brother." Itachi said smirking while eating his pocky. Pein shook his head.

"No body likes your brother, why bother, besides isn't he with that pedophile, I'd rather avoid him." They all nodded.

"We could go out and save the whales." Kisame said jumping up. Itachi glared.

"I wouldn't even want to save you fishface." Kisame hung his head.

"We could go gather poisonous herbs." Sasori said.

"We can make art Un!" Deidara shouted. Pein shook his head at both of the ideas.

"We could go walk Tobi's bucket. Tobi's bucket is a good bucket and Tobi is a good boy." Tobi said running around.

"NO SHUT UP!" They shouted as Tobi shrunk down.

"We could paint each others nails and toes." Itachi said.

"No, we already have three coatings on them now." Itachi scowled and continued eating his pocky.

"We could go out and try to capture the Kyuubi brat." Pein shook his head.

"No, it's our day off." They sighed.

"I could kill you all and make you my lifeless puppets." Sasori said. They glared at him.

"We could gather clay! Un." Deidara said. Pein shook his head.

"We can walk Tobi's bucket, Tobi's bucket is a good bucket." Tobi said. They turned around and glared.

"NO NOW SHUT UP TOBI!!!" They turned around to think of something else but then an enormous amount of killing intent came at them, worse than anything they had ever felt. They looked at Tobi who was staring at them menacingly with the Mangekyou Sharingan.

"Tobi's bucket is a good bucket, and Tobi is a good boy. But is Tobi's bucket doesn't get walked Tobi can be a very, very bad boy." He said, scaring everyone in the room.

Thats how we find the Akatsuki on their day off. Tobi frolicking through a field of flowers with his bucket while the other Akatsuki follow him dragging their feet.

"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!!"

Good lord I can't believe I put that up there. But I love Tobi! I got the Tobi, bucket idea from a fanfiction where Tobi walks his bucket it's called In heat by Tseu Tsumi (I love it go read it, ItaNaru) haha well read and review or Tobi will become a very bad boy