Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize, Tamora Pierce does.
AN: My friend and I were trading and she made me read the first Song of the Lioness book. Whilest I was reading I came apon a veryinteresting thought, I sincerily apologize for any harm I have possibly caused with this fanfic (read this in a british accent, and if you feel the need you can get out some tea and scones too) (this is ny first fanfic (well that I've posted) just in case you care)...all the ( )'s for my friend (yes the same one as above) who uses them way to much.
Alanna happily ran into her room. After slamming the door shut she turned to Coram. "I finally have enough money!" She said.
"For what?" He asked completely confused.
"A sex change!"
Once again I'm sorry, but I thought it was really funny ,runs and hides in corner fearing evil reviewers