I dont know where this came from... This is so random, its scary. But I guess I will have to leave that to Wolf-of-Words, who gave me the idea. Well, here it is. I hope you find it funny!
"Where's Kyuzo-dono?"
"Meditating."
"Again?! Does he do anything else?"
"Well, I assume he is. He isn't training the villagers, so what else would he be doing?"
"…"
"Exactly."
"Well, I guess you have a point. He isn't the most talkative person in the world."
"I guess you can say it that way…"
"Hmmm…"
"What?"
"Just thought of something funny…"
"What?"
"Oh, just calling Kyuzo-dono… calling him Kyu-chan…"
"WHAT?!"
"Ahh… I thought that it was funny…"
"You should call him that next time you see him."
"You're joking right? Why don't you call him that?"
"Um… because I don't have a death wish."
"…"
"Where'd you get that anyways?"
"Um… I don't really know. It just popped into my mind. I can't really say where it came from."
"Um… ok then. I still think that you should call him that next time you see him."
"Right. Whatever. You can say it to him. I'm not going to try. I don't think he would kill you… just… brutally… um… hurt you…"
"Yeah well, I don't what to be 'brutally hurt' by Kyuzo-dono. You should just stop talking before he hears you."
"I guess you are right. I don't want to chance it. Well, what do you want to talk about?"
"…"
"What?"
"Um… Heihachi, turn around."
"What are you ta–oh… um… er… Hi there Kyuzo-dono."
"…"
"Well, I didn't do anything… we weren't talking about you."
"…"
"Kyuzo-dono, he wasn't making fun of you! He was just… um… not making fun of you. There's no reason to be… hasty."
"…"
"Look, I didn't mean to do anything, Kyu-cha – Kyuzo-dono. WAHH!!!"
"Look, he didn't mean to! It was just a slip! Please! Put away your sword Kyuzo-dono!"
"…"
"Ok, ok this is better. Just calm down."
"…"
"Humph… thanks Shichiroji-dono. You just saved my neck there."
"No problem… but if I were you, I'd be more careful of what I'm saying."
"You have that right. I've learned my lesson of calling Kyuzo-dono, Kyu-chan."
"Why did you want to call him that anyway?"
"I have no idea."
"…"
Disclaimer - I do not own any of the characters. All characters are from Samurai 7, owned by Akira Kurosawa.